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kazil posted:Imagine if they just made a normal rear end EV pickup truck It would be way worse The cybertruck is the idea of computer, followed by conceding to reality and making a truck. If they started out with the EV Pickup they would over design everything to make it a computer. It would be like pimp my ride crossed with apple products for the sake of "disruption." They would put a computer screen in the mud flaps. the bed would be weirdly shaped. it probably wouldn't even have window-wipers. The steering wheel would be a triangle. The gear changer would be on the door handle. It would have seven wheels. And the charger would plug-in under the car, in the center.
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long rear end time ago I did some Ford Ranger conversations to deep cycle lead acid + motor mated to torque converter. it wasn't hard, and they worked just fine as literal mall security third shift trucks. even got strips for the heater (it's Georgia, you don't need the heater most of the time). you can totally electrify a truck if you decide from the outset not to be a loving moron about it.
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May 8, 2024 18:26
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CitizenKain posted:The biggest crime there is we miss seeing the Cybertruck turned into a technical, and it getting nailed by a drone. The cybertruk can function briefly as a tank turret
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May 8, 2024 18:28
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The cybertruck can resist arrows, which is very impressive to Russians
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Potato Salad posted:you can totally electrify a truck if you decide from the outset not to be a loving moron about it. Elon Musk, "No."
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May 8, 2024 18:31
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Potato Salad posted:long rear end time ago I did some Ford Ranger conversations to deep cycle lead acid + motor mated to torque converter. it wasn't hard, and they worked just fine as literal mall security third shift trucks. even got strips for the heater (it's Georgia, you don't need the heater most of the time). poo poo, Ford even made EV Rangers out of my truck lmao but they cost the equivalent of $100k for a Ranger Sport
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May 8, 2024 18:32
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MrQwerty posted:poo poo, Ford even made EV Rangers out of my truck quote:It was produced starting in the 1998 model year through 2002 and.. 25 years ago! Lol
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May 8, 2024 18:33
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holtemon posted:25 years ago! Lol as someone who drives a $300 Ranger Sport, I can categorically deny that I would ever pay $100k for a Ranger Sport
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May 8, 2024 18:34
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Oh man we had a little danger Ranger at my last job and it was always a fun time The idle speed would get you to 30mph before you ever had to touch the gas lol
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May 8, 2024 18:35
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holtemon posted:
Russia run out of Chinese golf carts?
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May 8, 2024 18:35
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hahaha oh man this truck will never not provide a daily lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTTMVIhMkkM&t=761s
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May 8, 2024 18:37
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WhyteRyce posted:hahaha oh man this truck will never not provide a daily lol Lol German engineers probably watching this and going "mein gott Tesla what are you doing"
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May 8, 2024 18:40
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tesla is part of the stephen king universe now all their cars hunger for blood maybe teslas ran over all the parents from children of the corn, but obviously that wouldn't be the case because they want child blood more than anything else
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May 8, 2024 18:42
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holtemon posted:Lol German engineers probably watching this and going "mein gott Tesla what are you doing" now let me put a few more pipes and tubes in front of every possible component on the engine you would need to access without pulling the engine + transmission and dismantling the entire thing, maybe hide the ECU in a place where it will collect water and requires disassembling the entire engine bay
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May 8, 2024 18:43
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What part of 25 min video should I be looking at
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May 8, 2024 18:47
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euphronius posted:What part of 25 min video should I be looking at Frunk cover comes off and the monstrosity is revealed at 14 minutes Random leak starts at 16 minutes lol I think it's windshield wiper fluid
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May 8, 2024 18:48
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At this point you can just assume a Tesla is dumping water directly into the body somewhere.
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May 8, 2024 18:55
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Platystemon posted:The problem with using it for advertising is that it’s going to spend all of its time in the shop. this is what billboards are for, op
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May 8, 2024 18:57
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zedprime posted:At this point you can just assume a Tesla is dumping billionaires directly into the water somewhere.
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zedprime posted:At this point you can just assume a Tesla is dumping water directly into the body somewhere. It's called trickle-down economics
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May 8, 2024 19:03
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Elon Musk: Trickle-clown economics
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May 8, 2024 19:10
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MrQwerty posted:as someone who drives a $300 Ranger Sport, I can categorically deny that I would ever pay $100k for a Ranger Sport My 2002 in lowest possible trim was 4 figures brand new out-the-door.
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May 8, 2024 19:17
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Park a ford lightning next to a regular F150 and most people wouldn't be able to tell the difference. It's totally doable to not be a complete weirdo about EV vehicle design.
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May 8, 2024 19:18
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priznat posted:Park a ford lightning next to a regular F150 and most people wouldn't be able to tell the difference. It's totally doable to not be a complete weirdo about EV vehicle design. yeah but almost nobody wants to for some loving reason
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May 8, 2024 19:20
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MrQwerty posted:yeah but almost nobody wants to for some loving reason Yeah it seems like the ford sales have peaked ages ago too and they are having a tough time selling more of those.
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May 8, 2024 19:24
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PhazonLink posted:i like for all the super nova burning hate I have for emojis. atleast pictograms a form of communication that is capable of "poetry" or subtext. image macros on the other hand just have layers of cringe as the worse people on earth think that theyre important. 
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May 8, 2024 19:31
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Bip Roberts posted:I would be more worried about being bricked from software updates Musk would never do that to his boy Putin
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zedprime posted:At this point you can just assume a Tesla is dumping water directly into the body somewhere. Does this void the warranty?
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May 8, 2024 19:43
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The warranty comes pre-voided for your convenience
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priznat posted:Yeah it seems like the ford sales have peaked ages ago too and they are having a tough time selling more of those. Its a $70k truck that can't do a lot of the truck things you'd want from that price. Once you get to that range, its competing with 3/4 ton trucks that you'd get to actually attach a trailer to. An electric truck would have made way more sense at the Maverick/Ranger levels.
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MrQwerty posted:yeah but almost nobody wants to for some loving reason why would i want to buy a car from a company listed at 12$/stock when i can buy a truck from a company listed at 174$/stock im a winner baby not a loser buddy
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May 8, 2024 19:49
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if your cybertruck is out at night doing its driverless robotaxi thing, what happens to your insurance if it gets into an accident where the ai is clearly at fault
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May 8, 2024 20:01
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ymgve posted:if your cybertruck is out at night doing its driverless robotaxi thing, what happens to your insurance if it gets into an accident where the ai is clearly at fault The AI has its own insurance premium to deal with, not your problem
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CitizenKain posted:It’s a $70k truck that can't do a lot of the truck things you'd want from that price. Once you get to that range, its competing with 3/4 ton trucks that you'd get to actually attach a trailer to. Totally agree, they’re ridiculously large with the full cab etc. A full EV Ranger would have been sweet and would had some actual off-road ability unlike the trvck Instead they made the ranger raptor which is impressive in its own way and selling like hot cakes anyway
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May 8, 2024 20:10
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ymgve posted:if your cybertruck is out at night doing its driverless robotaxi thing, what happens to your insurance if it gets into an accident where the ai is clearly at fault what part about the massive revenues outweighing the insurance premiums cost don't you understand? are you simple? those massive revenues can allow you to buy a second cybertruck, to which you can run two robotaxis at night, which then allows you to get 2 cybertrucks, to which you can run 4 robotaxies at night, which then allows you to get 4 cybertrucks, to which you can run 8 robotaxies, which then allows you to get 8 cybertrucks, to which you can run 16 robotaxies at night, which then allows yo-
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Anderson Koopa posted:Given their unreliability, would you even be able to service them in Russia? It's Russia, so they'd rig up something involving some tubing from an old Lada, some copper wiring that just happened to fall off the back of a truck somewhere, and an empty vodka bottle.
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If you are robotaxiing your truck at night do you have to hose out all the fuckjuice every morning
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priznat posted:If you are robotaxiing your truck at night do you have to hose out all the fuckjuice every morning that would void the warranty
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May 8, 2024 20:13
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ymgve posted:if your cybertruck is out at night doing its driverless robotaxi thing, what happens to your insurance if it gets into an accident where the ai is clearly at fault You should buy lifetime insurance now which will offer forevereal replacements but you need to buy it now
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Decrepus posted:You should buy lifetime insurance now which will offer forevereal replacements but you need to buy it now Hell the Star Citizen rubes fell for this one, I'd imagine the Tesla rubes would all buy it too lol
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