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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

just so drat much neener neenering. the chillsixers have been deployed.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the Boring Trolls deserve all the sign-tapping they get, frankly

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

looked at tfr just to see how things were poppin and a guy says he brings lockpicks around with him instead of his house keys and was regretting he forgot them this morning

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

grieving for Gandalf posted:

looked at tfr just to see how things were poppin and a guy says he brings lockpicks around with him instead of his house keys and was regretting he forgot them this morning

wtf...

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

I wish I was a master of lockpicking

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

grieving for Gandalf posted:

a guy says he brings lockpicks around with him instead of his house keys

Legit surprised chuckle at this new Goon Idea

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dandywalken posted:

I wish I was a master of lockpicking

Master of unlocking.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
feels like if your lock is trivially easy to pick you should buy a new lock

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
The Fun Ruiners

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Master of unlocking.

d...drat.......

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

grieving for Gandalf posted:

looked at tfr just to see how things were poppin and a guy says he brings lockpicks around with him instead of his house keys and was regretting he forgot them this morning

lol just saw this

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
i would just shoot the door open with my gun

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Al! posted:

feels like if your lock is trivially easy to pick you should buy a new lock

It's funnier if it's not trivial and this guy is just standing at his door for five minutes every time, fiddling and sweating, until he pops his lock again and feels his immense moral victory over Big Key

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Antivehicular posted:

It's funnier if it's not trivial and this guy is just standing at his door for five minutes every time, fiddling and sweating, until he pops his lock again and feels his immense moral victory over Big Key

these forum kick so much rear end

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
tfr should have a divorce support thread

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

grieving for Gandalf posted:

looked at tfr just to see how things were poppin and a guy says he brings lockpicks around with him instead of his house keys and was regretting he forgot them this morning

Not sure if this is funnier than goons who say they watched lock picking lawyer and decided that locks are just safeguards against curiosity so they don't bother locking their doors anymore.

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

I had a locksmith try to pick the lock of my front door once and he couldn’t do it and we ended up blowing up my door with a balloon thing and releasing the latch that way. (It was just the door handle that got locked so there was no deadbolt.)

Needless to say I leave my house with balloons every morning now.

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Beginning to think all those posts about how TFR is an epic queer leftist haven were lying.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Lmfao

Dip Viscous posted:

Well, it finally happened. I locked myself out without picks on me. It opened in one punch after I realized what I had done.



Using picks instead of carrying keys around is the norm for me, I can DIY fix the shitass zinc alloy lock and easily bullshit my landlord, but that is how morning is going.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

my home security protection is a lock that cannot be picked, because it cannot be opened from the outside. check and mate.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Dandywalken posted:

I wish I was a master of lockpicking

he's probably only an apprentice

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

imagining that this guy lives in a converted noir detective office

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

if punching his door unlocks it why does he bother with lockpicks

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
seeing all the gay pride ar-15 gang tags and having a seizure

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

TheMightyBoops posted:

I had a locksmith try to pick the lock of my front door once and he couldn’t do it and we ended up blowing up my door with a balloon thing and releasing the latch that way. (It was just the door handle that got locked so there was no deadbolt.)

Needless to say I leave my house with balloons every morning now.

i had a locksmith open a door once and after he left i realized the keys were in my pocket the whole time. mad?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i locked my keys in my running car one time and aaa helped but thats possibly the dumbest non-posting-related thing ive ever done

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Southern Cassowary posted:

if punching his door unlocks it why does he bother with lockpicks

then he'd have to carry around replacement deadbolts everywhere

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008


lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
extremely out of shape and asthmatic Rorschach trying to kick the door open

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i dont believe he actually punched the door open

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

a guy who punches a door for not opening? sounds like he should own a gun or two

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Lmao

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Lol that guy tries to act like "one of the boys" but then posts insane stuff in tfr is very funny.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

my last landlady owned a lock and security company (best landlord i ever had because she and her husband had real jobs, they had bought the building they lived in, renovated it with 50 gal water heaters and stuff but kept all the nice old crown molding and stuff, then bought a house and moved there, so landlording wasn't their "job") which meant all the locks were the not-loving-around medeco locks with weird angled teeth, they automatically locked, and you couldn't turn that off. definitely locked myself out just going for a smoke a few times

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

The Netflix adaptation of One Punch Man looks like poo poo.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i leave my door unlocked. scared?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Pablo Nergigante posted:

The Netflix adaptation of One Punch Man looks like poo poo.

one shot man

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Also really liking "I can DIY fix the lovely zinc alloy lock" which has some good "Xbox has the wrong RAM" energy

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
Can’t believe a live action anime adaptation looks like poo poo

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Antivehicular posted:

Also really liking "I can DIY fix the lovely zinc alloy lock" which has some good "Xbox has the wrong RAM" energy

imagine a world without zinc

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