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Seagal rules lol he's like if a 2005 goon was telling stories about himself but they're all true
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DaysBefore posted:Seagal rules lol he's like if a 2005 goon was telling stories about himself but they're all true he's the dark id but real
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May 9, 2024 00:45
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i have a soft spot for steven seagal because one of my go to movies i would rent from blockbuster to watch with my brother was the one he costarred with dmx in.
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May 9, 2024 00:45
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that time john leguizamo was talking poo poo to seagal and seagal just walked up to him and karate chopped his rear end and knocked him out lol
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May 9, 2024 00:46
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steven seagal ftwquote:By the time Under Siege 2 went to video, Seagal's box-office appeal had "plateaued." With each misstep, from The Glimmer Man (1996) to Fire Down Below (1997), Seagal became a bigger liability, his waistline increasing, his hairline retreating. When Warner Bros, put him on a strict diet and supplied him with a trainer, they found cookie crumbs on the fitness equipment.
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https://i.imgur.com/ndHwXu1.mp4
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May 9, 2024 00:50
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:he's the dark id but real F Stop Fitzgerald posted:steven seagal ftw lmfao Homeless Friend has issued a correction as of 00:53 on May 9, 2024 |
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May 9, 2024 00:50
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steven seagal has been italian, a black man, an asian man, a native american man and finally he is now a russian man
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May 9, 2024 00:52
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:seagal also said he would fight yakuza in japan and his ex-wife said that wasnt true either seagal would just sometimes chase local drunks away from her father's dojo with a broom this is fighting yakuza
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May 9, 2024 00:54
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CaptainBeefart posted:Rip Moo. Hee was a bright light in the few days he was in my life. 😓 wait what? What happened?
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May 9, 2024 00:54
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yeah so what. I could beat him up
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May 9, 2024 00:55
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:steven seagal has been italian, a black man, an asian man, a native american man and finally he is now a russian man thesis, antithesis, synthesis
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May 9, 2024 00:55
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Lpzie posted:yeah so what. I could beat him up he'd kick your rear end and i would be on the sidelines laughing
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:he'd kick your rear end and i would be on the sidelines laughing wrong. so wrong.
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May 9, 2024 00:56
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lpzie trying to fight steven seagal but then seagal turns into his stunt double and starts kicking rear end before reverting back to his true form who cant run or even walk
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:steven seagal ftw Zinda, his waistline increasing, his hairline retreating.
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May 9, 2024 00:56
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steven seagal has stunt doubles for sitting down and walking in his latest movies it owns
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May 9, 2024 00:56
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hell he sometimes even has one for just standing
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May 9, 2024 00:57
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:seagal also said he would fight yakuza in japan and his ex-wife said that wasnt true either seagal would just sometimes chase local drunks away from her father's dojo with a broom It's nice of his ex-wife to back him up like that
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May 9, 2024 00:58
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CaptainBeefart posted:Rip Moo. Hee was a bright light in the few days he was in my life. 😓 What? No!
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May 9, 2024 01:00
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I think I should get a stunt double too then
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May 9, 2024 01:01
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can we send hoot to bfc next
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May 9, 2024 01:04
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Al! posted:can we send hoot to bfc next we're getting him really into gun culture and sending him to TFR
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:we're getting him really into gun culture and sending him to TFR introduce him to the desert eagle.
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:we're getting him really into gun culture and sending him to TFR god i bet they get very weird if you say russian guns are good
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May 9, 2024 01:06
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post hole digger posted:introduce him to the desert eagle. 
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hootington making the dirty harry speech and getting probed
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May 9, 2024 01:08
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Regarde Aduck posted:wait what? He was hit by a car. My neighbor saw it happen and we immediately took him to the ER where it was determined he was not going to make it. We are also dealing with a stray named Mama on its deathbed from old age that we cannot find, and I'm convinced she passed away overnight hiding somewhere. It has been a bad few days.
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May 9, 2024 01:17
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sorry capn beef art .
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May 9, 2024 01:19
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CaptainBeefart posted:He was hit by a car. My neighbor saw it happen and we immediately took him to the ER where it was determined he was not going to make it. that sucks
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May 9, 2024 01:19
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Lpzie posted:i'm in the car market. what's a good one. 2003 Infiniti M45
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May 9, 2024 01:20
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Ringo Roadagain posted:for me, all this has done is affirmed those calling me racist are doing so in bad faith 
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May 9, 2024 01:20
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gonna get a Honda Accord
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Thank you, I really appreciate it. Lpzie, I'll fund your bus pass and dizziness medicine. Don't buy a car.
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May 9, 2024 01:23
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get a nissan skyline imo
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May 9, 2024 01:25
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i dont know who should be banned or not banned but finding out that hoot has an entire support thread in cspam to shield and guide him and craft his narratives is fun
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May 9, 2024 01:31
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CaptainBeefart posted:He was hit by a car. My neighbor saw it happen and we immediately took him to the ER where it was determined he was not going to make it. 
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May 9, 2024 01:33
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CaptainBeefart posted:Lpzie, I'll fund your bus pass and dizziness medicine. Don't buy a car. I have a bus pass don't worry. And a bike. The car decision is out of my hands. Wifey wants it. Case closed!
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Cuttlefush posted:i dont know who should be banned or not banned but finding out that hoot has an entire support thread in cspam to shield and guide him and craft his narratives is fun cspam is for planning forums invasions
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