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Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
I saw 4 adult geese herding a bunch of tiny geese today. Do geese mix up/combine their children?

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I wouldn't be at all surprised, geese are very clever and very good guardians.
There was a duck throuple living outside my brotherses' (gay couple - 1 brother, 1 brother -in-law) house, which was 2 drakes and a duck, and they successfully raised many families over the years.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Apparently ducks will even fight over ducklings and they'll follow the winner. More ablative adopted siblings improve your own offspring's odds, apparently.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Apparently ducks will even fight over ducklings and they'll follow the winner. More ablative adopted siblings improve your own offspring's odds, apparently.

apropos of nothing else, if resources aren't an issue, more in a group is strictly better in terms of fitness because it means a predator might pick a not-your-chick

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Dunno about ducks but studies show that magpies growing up in larger groups are smarter, too.
Exercising those social brainmeats

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
They are Canada (Canadian?) geese if it matters. Little loving dinosaurs that both don't give af and are mean af. I walk past them (the adult herd, the little babies are new :woop:) on my way to and from work every day. The big ones hiss at me every day and I'm afraid to look at them cause I don't wanna seem threatening.

E:

Can I tell if these are boygeese or girlgeese by looking at them from afar?

Boris Galerkin fucked around with this message at 13:32 on May 9, 2024

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost
Canada Goose is the correct term, "Canadian" is a misnomer

Unless you watch Letterkenny, in which case it's Canada Gooses

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

DarkHorse posted:

it's Canada Gooses

:hmmyes:

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I ran into a group of polyamorous geese with a collection of goslings at the lake last year, actually. Two pairs, it looked like.

Canada geese are hard to sex by eye, but if one is noticeably bigger than the other, that's probably a gander.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
I miss trying to touch the baby geese and having to dodge angry mom. No, I'm not afraid of geese. It's a bird.

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


The insides of their mouths are like scary little razors though

E: met this friend in the park a couple years ago

HungryMedusa fucked around with this message at 22:24 on May 9, 2024

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
I'm less scared of getting maimed by one but by getting chased by one and stepping into their MASSIVE POOPS. I have to carefully walk around their poops because they poop everywhere and they're so big and plenty.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Yeah, the only problem with geese at the local lakes is that they love to poo poo along the shoreline.

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


The particular path pictured below is a poo poo and hiss gauntlet of a 4' wide path with drops into stinky marsh directly off to each side

It's worth it to see the babies and the herons and egrets that frequent that part of the park tho

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
I used to love sitting in the brush near this little basin of water. The geese and their babies would sometimes cut through the brush where I'd sit. I kept hoping the ducks would do the same with their babies so I could sneak a close up pic but I've never had such luck.

But that experience is what set off my bird craziness! So cute!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
One of my exes had an uncle who lost a ball to a goose. It got him from behind, and ruptured it through the pants.

:stare:

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
babby sounds

https://streamable.com/0u7hro

Captain Log posted:

One of my exes had an uncle who lost a ball to a goose. It got him from behind, and ruptured it through the pants.

:stare:

jesus wept

and probably that uncle

nielsm
Jun 1, 2009



A pigeon couple has been trying to build a nest in the scaffold right outside my kitchen window for two days. They have still not managed to make one single twig stay in place, and at this rate I'm worried that the female will just dump an egg from two meters up, down into the pile of dropped twigs.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

nielsm posted:

A pigeon couple has been trying to build a nest in the scaffold right outside my kitchen window for two days. They have still not managed to make one single twig stay in place, and at this rate I'm worried that the female will just dump an egg from two meters up, down into the pile of dropped twigs.

I saw on instagram someone zip tied a fry basket (those plastic things you get a serving of fried food in) to where a Robin was trying and failing to build a nest, you could do something like that

nielsm
Jun 1, 2009



DarkHorse posted:

I saw on instagram someone zip tied a fry basket (those plastic things you get a serving of fried food in) to where a Robin was trying and failing to build a nest, you could do something like that

I don't think the construction workers would be happy about that, tbh.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The rock dove doesn't really understand the point of a nest much, their natural nesting grounds are cliffside nooks.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost
egg on branch

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The rock dove doesn't really understand the point of a nest much, their natural nesting grounds are cliffside nooks.

Yes!

The twig is there to keep the egg from rolling away. :)

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
The pigeons from last year are back. She originally laid an egg in my potted coleus. I moved her egg and she just stared at while sitting in my plant. I made her her own planter with dirt to sit on.

Her husband has been grabbing these leather strips from someone else's balcony!

But the bad news is, the city will be apparently doing work on our balconies and they care little for pigeons. I've been told they will probably be destroyed... so I shouldn't get attached. I hate it.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Plant MONSTER. posted:

The pigeons from last year are back. She originally laid an egg in my potted coleus.
You should probably get that looked that. :dadjoke:

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

HungryMedusa posted:

The particular path pictured below is a poo poo and hiss gauntlet of a 4' wide path with drops into stinky marsh directly off to each side

It's worth it to see the babies and the herons and egrets that frequent that part of the park tho

Yes I recognize all the black spots on the path as being geese poo poo lol.

The first time I started walking this way to/from work I thought that it was all dog poo poo. There's an apartment complex nearby and I thought all the dog owners here were just inconsiderate assholes. Took me a few days to realize that the shits were from the geese because I didn't realize their poo poo was so big.

ANYWAY I just saw there's another bird thread. Is that one the one I should be posting about wild birds in or

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

nielsm posted:

A pigeon couple has been trying to build a nest in the scaffold right outside my kitchen window for two days. They have still not managed to make one single twig stay in place, and at this rate I'm worried that the female will just dump an egg from two meters up, down into the pile of dropped twigs.
https://www.reddit.com/r/stupiddovenests/ a rare good subreddit

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?


Have some Tinky, who is just loving life and chilling. Today he and Tux went off to Birdy Boarding so they can socialise a bit with other birds while we're away for a few days.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

bee posted:



Have some Tinky, who is just loving life and chilling. Today he and Tux went off to Birdy Boarding so they can socialise a bit with other birds while we're away for a few days.

i love him

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb


She mad floofin'.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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Captain Log posted:



She mad floofin'.

such majesty

theHUNGERian
Feb 23, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/uvIZDKL.mp4

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


my birds would just be inside the bag

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

titty_baby_ posted:

my birds would just be inside the bag

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

titty_baby_ posted:

my birds would just be inside the bag

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Worst hormone year I can remember and. Ow they're molting like crazy.

Please help. I dont think I'll survive their attitudes or the mountains of fluff and feathers

Also Peanut would totally be in the bag

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

It's a particularly bad year here too. I can't touch Mochi at all any more, only my husband, and he screams constantly at top volume if we're both in the room (but if one of us goes to the bedroom it's fine...) and refuses to be redirected. It's been a very trying period, this is probably the worst we've ever dealt with and I am very bitten and deafened and feeling pretty defeated. I am trying to be as patient as possible but it seems like all steps lately have been backwards and it's hard not to feel discouraged.

uranium grass fucked around with this message at 14:27 on May 23, 2024

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I'm very fortunate in having gay married cockatiels, because I just give them some plastic eggs in a shoebox and let them co-parent.

They snapped out of it yesterday. They were just suddenly done with the eggs. Sera needed to be redirected a little for me to remove them, but once he couldn't see them, he was calm.

I almost wish I could get them a fertilized egg.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
speaking of spring

baby that’s not how that works

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

mediaphage posted:

speaking of spring

baby that’s not how that works



How do you tell all the green babies apart?

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