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FlapYoJacks posted:It’s OK! Most economic activity happens inside! I've been informed that our finest capitalists are working on ensuring food and water come from inside. They expect breakthroughs any hour now and thus it's the perfect time to invest trillions of dollars on guaranteed returns.
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May 9, 2024 01:46
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nah all that indoor farming poo poo went tits up when the interest rate hikes came down. that shits over.
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May 9, 2024 02:29
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spiritual bypass posted:who cares, farmers are chuds My food comes from inside the supermarket, who cares about farms
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May 9, 2024 02:34
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everyone has infinite water on demand in their houses too
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May 9, 2024 02:35
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MightyBigMinus posted:nah all that indoor farming poo poo went tits up when the interest rate hikes came down. that shits over. It may possibly go somewhere if they can manage to get nitroplasts transplanted into any plants, but lmao that level of genetic tinkering is wild to imagine https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitroplast And even then it just removes the need for nitrogen being fed to the plants. It does nothing for all of the other nutrients. Kills aquaponics though To be clear there will be attempts to get nitroplasts into everything regardless of whether or not hydroponics is explored
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May 9, 2024 02:45
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We all ready have protected cropping, battery chicken farms, and RO desalination plants - problem solved. Just a few more GWh per cucumber and bam, all that economy safely indoors.
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May 9, 2024 04:18
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Pidgin Englishman posted:We all ready have protected cropping, battery chicken farms, and RO desalination plants - problem solved. Hang on… I’m getting word that food and water need to be transported using vehicles that have to go outside?????
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May 9, 2024 04:28
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FlapYoJacks posted:Hang on… I’m getting word that food and water need to be transported using vehicles that have to go outside????? the cabin is a miniature bubble of inside
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May 9, 2024 04:29
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DOME
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May 9, 2024 04:32
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as time doesn’t stop in 2100, yeah I’d say we’re gonna blow past 6 degrees too eventually.
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May 9, 2024 04:48
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Mola Yam posted:2100°C by 2100
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May 9, 2024 05:00
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Stereotype posted:there’s been more activity at Kilauea so keep an eye out for an eruption there. it’s pretty boring at the moment though, no lava to see Ruang is currently blowing the gently caress up but it's not really the kind you want to get close to to look at 
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May 9, 2024 05:07
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I've played enough sea of thieves to know that is absolutely not a safe distance
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May 9, 2024 05:14
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starkebn posted:graph to brighten your day
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May 9, 2024 07:56
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man I didn’t even notice that but you are so right. also goddamn that plot really does look apocalyptic
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May 9, 2024 10:31
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What? What black box? I don't see any bordering on that chart
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May 9, 2024 11:11
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bought a big piece of red meat today love da treats
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May 9, 2024 11:11
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Could someone please repost the 'please stop sending me this graph' image? I have tried but I cannot find it.
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May 9, 2024 12:03
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Microplastics posted:What? What black box? I don't see any bordering on that chart I meant in comparison to and most of the doom plots where the punchline datapoint is easily missed because it just looks like the plot border
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May 9, 2024 14:56
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lmao that every day last year was warmer than it ever was 25 years ago
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May 9, 2024 15:51
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Daily graph and lol https://x.com/jamc666/status/1787890043702390960
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May 9, 2024 15:53
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Daily graph and lol https://x.com/EliotJacobson/status/1787870773694337527 lol, lmao. 
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May 9, 2024 15:57
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420 blaze it lol
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May 9, 2024 15:59
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Perry Mason Jar posted:420 blaze it lol
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May 9, 2024 16:54
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Perry Mason Jar posted:420 blaze it lol
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May 9, 2024 17:00
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“silicon valley will save us” Silicon Valley: https://youtu.be/rj9JSkSpRlM?si=Y4-Cu6VgtluGQV5e
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May 9, 2024 17:04
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starkebn posted:graph to brighten your day Is that bad
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May 9, 2024 17:04
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Yet another benefit of climate change has been discovered https://www.economist.com/science-and-technology/2024/04/24/climate-change-is-slowing-earths-rotation Climate change is slowing Earth’s rotation This simplifies things for the world’s timekeepers quote:Within the next few years the time nerds of the International Earth Rotation Service, the body that decides when leap seconds should fall, may need to implement an entirely novel “negative leap second”. On some future December 31st, in other words, the stroke of midnight will follow a 59-second minute. Such adjustments are a vexing prospect for organisations reliant on perfect timekeeping, from stockmarkets to power grids. But a new study suggests that climate change will buy them some welcome extra time. quote:The melting of the polar ice sheet since the end of the last ice age, 12,000 years ago, has also made Earth spin faster. Their weight squashed the poles; their subsequent disappearance allowed Earth’s crust to rebound and become more spherical. This caused an acceleration in the planet’s spin quote:Dr Agnew also found effects pulling in the other direction. In recent decades, climate change has been shrinking the Greenland and Antarctic ice sheets, shifting water mass off the land and into the oceans where it can be redistributed. By reducing both regions’ mass, the melt decreases their gravitational pull, with the net effect of “pushing” water away from their shores. Water lost from the Greenland ice sheet ends up pooling most noticeably around the equator and in the southern hemisphere. The opposite, more or less, is true for water released from the Antarctic ice sheet. Glaciologists who have tracked how all this water mass moves around from land to oceans have consequently found a shift away from the poles and towards the equator. That means Earth’s waistline is thickening quote:The effect is not huge—it is measured in millimetres per year—but is nonetheless enough to exert a braking effect on Earth’s spin. quote:It is also delaying the need for a negative leap-second. Without climate change, current trends suggest IERS will need to implement one within just two years. Dr Agnew’s calculations suggest they have until 2029. That time will allow software engineers running systems reliant on the precision of atomic clocks to devise new programs capable of handling the negative leap second.
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May 9, 2024 17:05
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It's fine
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May 9, 2024 17:06
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Fell Mood posted:It's fine
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May 9, 2024 17:09
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Basic Poster posted:“silicon valley will save us” are robot flamethrower dogs protected under the 2nd amendment?
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May 9, 2024 17:10
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it's number, it's supposed to go up! love that my president has responded to this crisis of humanity by signaling that he's going to place tariffs on Chinese solar and wind manufacturers while expanding domestic oil and gas extraction. Also I wonder what all of the calculus that went into that decision was. How much of it was trying to punish China because it's the world's largest single oil importer, and it's trying to switch away from being dependent on it's geopolitical rivals? How much of it is just CHINA BAD CONTAIN CHINA? Because like China accounts for over 13% of global oil consumption according to some quick googling, there has to be people on Exxon's board doing the math on what a green china exporting cheap solar and wind generation could do to the bottom line
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May 9, 2024 17:11
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smoobles posted:are robot flamethrower dogs protected under the 2nd amendment? the right to keep and dog arms SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
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May 9, 2024 17:17
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Perry Mason Jar posted:420 blaze it lol
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May 9, 2024 17:37
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Nitevision posted:Is that bad it's great from the perspective of crocodiles in the arctic
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May 9, 2024 17:51
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The thickening waistline of Earth will save us.
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May 9, 2024 17:59
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Perry Mason Jar posted:420 blaze it lol Hubbert posted:happy 420
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May 9, 2024 18:00
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i hope those deer survived
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May 9, 2024 18:15
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Microplastics posted:Yet another benefit of climate change has been discovered what if we assemble a team of scientists and send them to the planets core in a giant tunneling machine and then launch some nukes at it to keep it spinning fast?
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May 9, 2024 19:26
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is it possible the earths rotation is reduced enough to loosen relative spacetime around it, slowing our perception of time and giving us an additional hundred years of local perception to address the falling rate of profit
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