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It's not her fault she's 1/4 Italian football player.
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May 9, 2024 08:16
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Wife weenie, so what e: for real tho there's no loving way she's having kids if she can't handle basic goddamn cut cleaning
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May 9, 2024 08:52
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My wife will loudly say ouch or similar to the mildest things, even to things that she admits don't hurt at all (she once did it when I bopped her lightly with a pillow). As far as I can tell it was a learned habit to get attention from her mum. She's the oldest of three and after the youngest were born the easiest way to get attention was being hurt. She's been through horrendous pains with endo and related. She endured pain and discomfort all day for years, but the most minor of bumps or cuts gets a dramatic, loud yelp.
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May 9, 2024 09:17
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ReelBigLizard posted:My wife will loudly say ouch or similar to the mildest things, even to things that she admits don't hurt at all (she once did it when I bopped her lightly with a pillow). I do this. I think it’s due to the surprise of a sudden impact. Thing gets me, I say “OW!”, and only register whether it hurt or not afterwards. I am also an eldest (of two), but getting scrapes and bruises didn’t really get attention from my mum unless there was major blood so I don’t think that’s where it came from. I do also say ow when random bits of my body just decide to suddenly hurt a lot, which is most days because this body is a total piece of poo poo with heaps of arthritis and fibromyalgia. People at work just ignore it now, because I do it like 20 times a day (as they should, if I need assistance I’ll ask).
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May 9, 2024 09:39
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Mr. Lobe posted:Always fascinates me when someone who breaks up with someone else is accused of being controlling for it I remember a story from here where a bloke did something like that. Threaten to break up with his girlfriend. And she called it abuse. To which his response was: "You know, you're right. That was abuse. I am an abuser. You really should not be going out with an abuser. So I guess, from now we are broken up." Although I will add the caveat that constantly threatening to break up over trivial poo poo does actually count as abuse. But even in cases such as that, you are better off not being in a relationship with the abuser anyway.
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May 9, 2024 10:15
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Splicer posted:It's not her fault she's 1/4 Italian football player. Black and white heirloom photo of grandpa Tommaso  on the grass, clutching his knee, and some other guy 3 metre away going 
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May 9, 2024 10:15
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Hold on, Tough Guy left the baby and jogged ahead, and Jess left the baby and ran away in the other direction? He was just following his fight-or-investigate instinct! Nah. The OP ran away too, but he had terrible sound localisation and ran in the wrong direction. Now he's overcompensating by dunking on his fiancée. Tarezax posted:It sounds like Jess was pushing the baby with OP walking alongside, and OP jogged "a few steps forward" (so basically still within arm's reach) to investigate while Jess bolted in the opposite direction How long are your arms dude lol?
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May 9, 2024 10:33
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Shanghaied posted:He was just following his fight-or-investigate instinct! Wow, what a way to imagine something that wasn't actually posted
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May 9, 2024 10:41
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Also I think it’s easy to gloss over but the wife going ‘ow’ and dramatic over the cut was later that night, hours after the actual cut itself, because she remembered it. No scene when it actually happened.
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May 9, 2024 10:41
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Sekenr posted:Wow, what a way to imagine something that wasn't actually posted He said he instinctively jogged ahead to investigate. Some of us just find it an implausible explanation.
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May 9, 2024 10:47
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Cloacamazing! posted:loving hell. Truthfully if she's that dramatic it would be exhausting. Yeah, different people have different levels of tolerance, but dropping to your knees and crying because of a tiny cut is a vast overreaction unless you're two, and even most toddlers only do that because it gets them attention. People do have differing levels of vasovagal response to stimuli like getting a cut (like when people get faint at a finger stick), but having to fight your adult wife to clean a little cut is absurd.
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May 9, 2024 12:44
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It's possible that since they didn't clean the cut until she remembered it hours later that maybe it did get infected and hurt more.
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May 9, 2024 12:51
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Sounded to me like she was panicking because her idiot husband insisted that he had to put hydrogen peroxide on her finger against her will.
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May 9, 2024 13:47
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I'm taking the story in good faith, at face value, and saying OP is way more patient than I am and wife should definitely look into getting help before ever considering childbirth at the very least.
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May 9, 2024 14:17
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if i'm not using it on wounds why do i have a whole bottle of hydrogen peroxide
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May 9, 2024 14:18
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I've seen how someone gets like that. Years ago my nephew had a splinter in his foot and his father and I were in the middle of getting it out while my sister paced back and forth yelling "You're hurting him! He's going to lose his toe! He can't breathe!" which just led to a ten year old screaming and hyperventilating and almost vomiting over a minor wound.
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May 9, 2024 14:19
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Huh. My mom works in a hospital and she still insists hydrogen peroxide is fine for disinfecting cuts. -Google 'why is hydrogen peroxide not for disinfecting'- quote:It can irritate your skin
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May 9, 2024 14:22
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Ominous Jazz posted:if i'm not using it on wounds why do i have a whole bottle of hydrogen peroxide It gives a fizzy lift to cocktails!
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May 9, 2024 14:25
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Ominous Jazz posted:if i'm not using it on wounds why do i have a whole bottle of hydrogen peroxide Perhaps you want to find out if blondes have more fun?
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May 9, 2024 14:29
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People still bleach their assholes, right?
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May 9, 2024 14:30
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Cloacamazing! posted:loving hell. Cloacamazing! posted:Sounded to me like she was panicking because her idiot husband insisted that he had to put hydrogen peroxide on her finger against her will. lol it's getting really bad in here lately
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May 9, 2024 14:34
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Huh. My mom works in a hospital and she still insists hydrogen peroxide is fine for disinfecting cuts. Hydrogen peroxide disinfects the cut but also makes the cut worse, which is why it's recommended to use disinfectants that don't kill healthy skin cells and slow blood vessel formation. If your choices are 'hydrogen peroxide' or 'nothing' then it's better than nothing if the wound is potentially dirty, but if you're buying a disinfectant then something that both disinfects and doesn't slow healing of the wound is better. And things like chlorhexidine are cheap and readily available at pharmacies, so having a disinfectant that doesn't make the wound worse is not a hard thing to do.
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May 9, 2024 14:34
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Having grown up in the country I am completely baffled by the idea of considering a cut to be any more than a mild nuisance, not gonna lie. Also, hydrogen peroxide? What's next, iodine? Do Americans not have papaw ointment or something? You apparently lean towards massive overkill for medicine as a rule.
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May 9, 2024 14:36
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Next time he should reach for the meat cleaver instead of hydrogen peroxide.
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May 9, 2024 14:39
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you gotta put baking soda in the wound first, then the hydrogen peroxide, then rinse with vinegar and cauterize
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May 9, 2024 14:40
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Uh, why cant they just throw a plaster on, wait for it to balloon up, then show it to the retired doctor your parents know from church who'll tell you to wait it out and itll probably get better but maybe tell him if its still like that in a werk or two, like the rest of us.
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May 9, 2024 14:47
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Like I'm starting to worry I'm genuinely above average in self-first aid in being able to use a first aid kit without training by guessing, and knowing how to use additional band-aids to secure one on a fingertip. This is like how people used to die because they didn't know how to wash themselves.
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May 9, 2024 14:53
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Do Americans not have papaw ointment or something?
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May 9, 2024 15:01
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They should soak the wound in ketchup to seal in that real tomato flavor.
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May 9, 2024 15:03
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Hydrogen peroxide is forever associated in my mind with the fuckoff huge blisters I'd get on my palms from starting on the monkey bars after summer break. I do not miss that agony. My dad still uses it but I go for Bactine these days (and I can't do monkey bars anymore  )
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May 9, 2024 15:08
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mystes posted:Why would you go out of your way to buy a first aid product that has zero scientific evidence to support its effectiveness? It's apparently better than what some people use.
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May 9, 2024 15:08
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Just pour cheap vodka from a plastic bottle into the wound like a real man you loving pussies.
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May 9, 2024 15:11
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Ominous Jazz posted:if i'm not using it on wounds why do i have a whole bottle of hydrogen peroxide Getting blood out of clothes.
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May 9, 2024 15:15
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Verbal agreements with boomer parents aren't worth the paper they're not printed on. They absolutely experience pleasure from leaving their own kids hanging at the last moment. Yeah I heard a story about a guy who had to work for his future father-in-law for seven years unpaid before he could marry his daughter and when it came time for the wedding and she pulled up her veil it was the wrong daughter! He ended up having to work another seven years unpaid to get the right one.
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May 9, 2024 15:16
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Just pour cheap vodka from a plastic bottle into the wound like a real man you loving pussies. I keep super glue in my bag. It's like that new-skin stuff but actually works
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May 9, 2024 15:22
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Your go bag?
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May 9, 2024 15:23
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Hydrogen peroxide is awesome to gargle with, even if its not good for wounds. It's cheaper than Listerine, doesn't hurt, whitens your teeth, and the mechanical action of the bubbles is great at dislodging biofilms and stuff below your gum line.
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May 9, 2024 15:25
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Shanghaied posted:He said he instinctively jogged ahead to investigate. Some of us just find it an implausible explanation. Yeah they both failed the gom jabbar test.
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May 9, 2024 15:26
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sullat posted:Yeah they both failed the gom jabbar test.
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May 9, 2024 15:29
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Your go bag? More of a man-purse
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