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Pablo Nergigante, skeleton warrior)
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I like how the BYOB traveling thread is in TFR right now. IDK why but it makes me laugh.
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# ? May 9, 2024 13:57 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:43 |
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EasilyConfused posted:Did you hear Ghost Leviathan eats cats??? Incorrect, I was raised by cats. I did eat an ant once, though.
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# ? May 9, 2024 13:57 |
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NoiseAnnoys posted:getting their anal receptacles ready for heavy cumbat
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:02 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:One of my answers to the eternal dumbass question of ~~Why do you need a high powered semiautomatic weapon of war~~ is "ranged defense against some rear end in a top hat thinking it's a funny joke to deliberately launch fireworks onto my heavily-wooded land while my county is under a Red Flag burn ban"; that's Arson and Attempted Murder in these weather conditions, and you're goddamn right I'm breaking out the AR for that. reading that made me think of how the guy who drew the bad furry comic Jack had a school shooter storyline that was stopped by a good furry with a gun e: holy moly the comic is still ongoing
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:05 |
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the comic ended with the school shooter going to hell. it was pretty f*cked up....
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:07 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:the comic ended with the school shooter going to hell. it was pretty f*cked up.... please tell me the guns were okay?
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:10 |
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Ibram Gaunt posted:I like how the BYOB traveling thread is in TFR right now. IDK why but it makes me laugh. That thing is still going? The time that I let them move it to the Imp Zone should have crashed it.
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:12 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:reading that made me think of how the guy who drew the bad furry comic Jack had a school shooter storyline that was stopped by a good furry with a gun Does it look the same
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:14 |
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Ibram Gaunt posted:I like how the BYOB traveling thread is in TFR right now. IDK why but it makes me laugh. similar kind of people imo
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:29 |
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You do not want either group within 10 feet of a firearm or...a certain kind of public institution.
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:30 |
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Ibram Gaunt posted:You do not want either group within 10 feet of a firearm or...a certain kind of public institution. Please don’t do this
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:42 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:reading that made me think of how the guy who drew the bad furry comic Jack had a school shooter storyline that was stopped by a good furry with a gun Well that's genuinely unexpected for a number of reasons and I'm pretty sure we all dread to ask further
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:42 |
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Heath posted:Does it look the same Yes
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:44 |
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spookykid posted:I snapped after being bullied a bunch in the 4th grade at a lovely christian private school and beat the poo poo out of my bully with the spine-end of a bible we were carrying to "chapel" class. 3lb of scritta paper makes an effective bludgeon. Liquid Communism posted:My senior class was the reason my high school stopped doing those 'Most Likely To...' votes for the yearbook after my angry goth self got voted 'most likely to be a member of the trenchcoat mafia' Captain Log posted:I always had a strong self-preservation instinct, so I never did anything insane like getting in pellet gun fights. Strangely, I would always be willing to hurt myself for a laugh. But that was a controlled thing, where I knew what I was getting into. But having some neighborhood dumbass unload on me with a .177 or slingshot? I would have strangled somebody for that poo poo. I was always the guy you absolutely did not prank. Captain Log posted:A well placed throat punch can turn you from a joke into a hero. Proper Kerni ng posted:I got bullied in junior high right up until one little rear end in a top hat stared me down and wouldn't let me off the school bus, and I stared back while running my tongue around the inside of my lower lip like a "thinkin' about it" nervous tic or something, because I knew he would do an exaggerated version of the same thing to mock me, and when he stuck out his chin and did exactly that I popped him under the jaw with a jab that was all speed and no power. It made a noise like a clapperboard on a movie set when his teeth clacked together; he looked confused for a moment before opening his mouth and saying "...Buh." and ten billion gallons of blood poured out all over everything because he'd bitten a hole all the way through his tongue. Captain Log posted:I grew up around some brutal loving dogs, and shared my father's hatred of them until meeting some cool ones in my teens. Akion posted:Well I just had a fun little mini heart attack moment. Went for a walk to the store for a Red Bull and passed by a house where a guy was on the porch with his kid playing. Dude goes inside, kid waves, I wave, keep walking. Proper Kerni ng posted:It beats trying to outrun a pack of feral dogs, or fending off a meth head with a water bottle and trail mix. I wonder where defend equality gang tags' rich fantasy lives come from
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:46 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:Please don’t do this he meant libraries. impossible to read with all that racket
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:47 |
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:he meant libraries. impossible to read with all that racket Taking my guns (AKs) to the pool in the summer so they can ride the water slides with me because my ex has the kids that weekend. Nuns with Guns has a new favorite as of 15:03 on May 9, 2024 |
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TheMightyBoops posted:I had a locksmith try to pick the lock of my front door once and he couldn’t do it and we ended up blowing up my door with a balloon thing and releasing the latch that way. (It was just the door handle that got locked so there was no deadbolt.) I had to get through a locked door once when I was much younger. My dad owned a building that he rented out to a few people. The hair dressers couldn't get in one morning - the lock had jammed. My dad wasn't about so I grabbed a coat hanger to see if I could pick the lock - (I was young - I thought I could use my video game knowledge to pick locks - but oblivion didn't come out for a while later. Don't know where I got it from). No such luck. I grabbed a sledgehammer instead. I wasn't going to beat the door down, just break the door handle and lock off. I just said "alright, no way to be subtle..." It took about 4-5 massive swings. The hairdressers were nervously laughing as this was happening on a busy morning on the main street of our town. When the door swung open there was a little elderly man halfway down the stairs with a look of terror on his face - when he seen me standing there with a sledge. He lived in the flat beside the hairdresser. He didn't know wtf. Looking back I think a hammer and chisel would have worked better.
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:54 |
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Cassian of Imola posted:foaming at the mouth, psychotic golden retrievers e: Cassian of Imola posted:The worst I ever got hosed up by a dog was a Bassett hound. He ripped off both my knees Inexplicable Humblebrag has a new favorite as of 14:57 on May 9, 2024 |
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lobster shirt posted:ive never had a cavity we should start a club
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# ? May 9, 2024 14:57 |
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Valko posted:I had to get through a locked door once when I was much younger. My dad owned a building that he rented out to a few people. The hair dressers couldn't get in one morning - the lock had jammed. My dad wasn't about so I grabbed a coat hanger to see if I could pick the lock - (I was young - I thought I could use my video game knowledge to pick locks - but oblivion didn't come out for a while later. Don't know where I got it from). Smash a door open with a sledgehammer, call that an Irish Locksmith
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:00 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:reading that made me think of how the guy who drew the bad furry comic Jack had a school shooter storyline that was stopped by a good furry with a gun was jack the conservative furry incest one or the future serial killer furry one
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:01 |
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Cassian of Imola posted:I wonder where defend equality gang tags' rich fantasy lives come from its nice that regardless of where on the political spectrum you are, being into owning guns is a 100% signifier for being completely psychotically unhinged
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:02 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:was jack the conservative furry incest one or the future serial killer furry one the latter op. the former was like, jay nolan or something i forgot his name
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:03 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:the latter op. the former was like, jay nolan or something i forgot his name Concessions, I think. Both of them actual furries stopped caring about long, long ago, if they ever did.
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:06 |
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valko, have you considered documenting your life, perhaps in a blog or youtube video journal form?
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:06 |
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perhaps... a sprite comic...
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:07 |
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Cassian of Imola posted:I wonder where defend equality gang tags' rich fantasy lives come from jfc
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:08 |
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Learning that Jack webcomic is still going is like finding out that drug-addicted high schooler who was sent to jail soon after graduating is still out and about and abusing animals for fun
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:10 |
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not today, air bud
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:36 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Cap has far more restraint than me, I would have punched the poo poo out of a five year old child who did that.
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:38 |
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Psycho posters ftw
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:44 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Cap has far more restraint than me, I would have punched the poo poo out of a five year old child who did that. holy poo poo
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:56 |
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personally i have never struck a child
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:57 |
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I want to own a bunch of iconic prop movie guns and have them set up in my basement like Burt gummer
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:58 |
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it rules that the gun forum is full of insecure violent weirdos that need their AR15 to feel safe
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# ? May 9, 2024 15:59 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Cap has far more restraint than me, I would have punched the poo poo out of a five year old child who did that. Cassian of Imola posted:I wonder where defend equality gang tags' rich fantasy lives come from Why is it always dogs and children…
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:00 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:Why is it always dogs and children… Is this rhetorical?
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:01 |
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If someone physically assaulted my kid at a family gathering I don’t even know what I’d do. Bare minimum that person would never see or talk to me or my kid again. That post is seriously one of the most hosed up things I’ve read here.
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:03 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:Why is it always dogs and children… They grossly misunderstood W.C. Fields.
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:03 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:43 |
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TheMightyBoops posted:If someone physically assaulted my kid at a family gathering I don’t even know what I’d do. Bare minimum that person would never see or talk to me or my kid again.
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:04 |