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Pablo Nergigante, skeleton warrior)
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i dont og to family gatherings anymore after i performed a shoryuken on my five year old nephew
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:04 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 07:52 |
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amazing rap sheet sequence
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:06 |
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the 4loko comment is, at the very least, classist
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:09 |
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*running in as goon is whirling up popeye style to knock out a kid* excuse me this is tfr NOT the child punching forum. There are other ways to get them to let go, such as this gun
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:10 |
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i have felt very angry at one of my children at times (the other one is a baby and you cant get mad at a baby, they dont know anything) but i have never hit or wanted to hit him. five year olds should not be punched imo. not good.
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:10 |
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Mountain Goats - The Classist 4Loko Comment in the Wake of Kenosha
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:10 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:the 4loko comment is, at the very least, classist
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:10 |
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synthesis: punching a five year old in the face for making a classist remark about 4loko in the wake of kenosha
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:11 |
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I can't believe barney was right...TFR IS a problem...
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:11 |
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There are two loving rules in the Gun forum, and you chucklefucks can not follow them. 1) No Fun. 2) No disrespecting 4Loko.
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:11 |
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merge TFR with the covid thread
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:12 |
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i always liked joose better than 4loko. does anyone else acknowledge this truth?
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:12 |
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i simply choose not to attend family reunions anymore because a kid might bite me. it has nothing to do with the court order.
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:13 |
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People in this state all drink 4Loko if they are under 30 tbh.
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:13 |
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I also punched a child once. When I was 9. Also, got punched by a child around that time.
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:13 |
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the Jokemen continue to hurl themselves in front of the righteous guns of cyrano, but he won't let them insult 4loko anymore. playtime is over
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:17 |
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TheMightyBoops posted:If someone physically assaulted my kid at a family gathering I don’t even know what I’d do. Bare minimum that person would never see or talk to me or my kid again. the minuscule saving grace is, of course, it’s probably all lies for internet clout but that is a whole nother issue
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:22 |
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of course the baby dick poster only gives a day to the guy bragging about hitting a kid
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:24 |
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NoiseAnnoys posted:the minuscule saving grace is, of course, it’s probably all lies for internet clout but that is a whole nother issue My main fear is that there is any part of that story that’s true and that poster actually had that thought. I’m fairly certain it didn’t happen.
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:25 |
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It was in truth three children, aged 5 to 9 clamped on like lampreys.
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:25 |
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i punched a kid in reno just to watch him cry
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:25 |
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Cassian of Imola posted:I wonder where defend equality gang tags' rich fantasy lives come from “I was the guy everyone knew not to mess with... a real bad rear end. Anyway, I’m deathly afraid of dogs”
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:26 |
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NoiseAnnoys posted:the minuscule saving grace is, of course, it’s probably all lies for internet clout but that is a whole nother issue personally? I choose to award clout to goons who are not predisposed towards violence
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:27 |
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lol the no fun post probes are almost the same length as the child punching post.
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:30 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:it rules that the gun forum is full of insecure violent weirdos that need their AR15 to feel safe
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:31 |
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Proper Kerni ng posted:I keep trying to tell people that fire extinguishers are one of the best improvised weapons you can get, because hosing an attacker in the face with choke-out chemicals is an excellent setup for laying them out with a heavy steel cylinder, and even in nannyban states the fire laws require them to be posted in easily-accessible locations in most public spaces. i keep trying to tell people this like any normal person would
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:31 |
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“don’t take your guns to the playground” - Johnny cash
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:31 |
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The Postman posted:i keep trying to tell people this like any normal person would dude is just milking that gaspar noe film for all it’s worth, huh?
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:32 |
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The Postman posted:i keep trying to tell people this like any normal person would Nanny me banana.
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:33 |
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see that fire extinguisher over there? you can really gently caress someone up with that thing man... and they're required to leave it there. just something to keep in mind.
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:34 |
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pencils? schools are full of them. think about it
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:35 |
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Ibram Gaunt posted:I can't believe barney was right...TFR IS a problem... Two wrongs sometimes make a right?
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:35 |
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You guys can yuck it up but the next time I have to face a hardened mercenary whos posing as a school substitute to bust my illegal drug racket, I know what improvised weapon Im going to use
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:37 |
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Voxx posted:pencils? schools are full of them. think about it Science class’ frequently have skeletons. Know what skeletons have? Femurs. Also commonly scimitars.
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:37 |
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The Postman posted:see that fire extinguisher over there? you can really gently caress someone up with that thing man... and they're required to leave it there. just something to keep in mind. klmao
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:37 |
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Control Volume posted:You guys can yuck it up but the next time I have to face a hardened mercenary whos posing as a school substitute to bust my illegal drug racket, I know what improvised weapon Im going to use that's right: a basset hound
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:37 |
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TheSwizzler posted:amazing rap sheet sequence cyrano loving sucks and shouldn't have any semblance of authority anywhere ever
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:37 |
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an ode to the utilitarian killing machine, the fire extinguisher
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:39 |
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seeing a dachshund approach and one winged angel starts playing
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:39 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 07:52 |
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NoiseAnnoys posted:dude is just milking that gaspar noe film for all it’s worth, huh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjgOiz-mlLY
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:40 |