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Pussy Quipped posted:what if we assemble a team of scientists and send them to the planets core in a giant tunneling machine and then launch some nukes at it to keep it spinning fast? tbh i still love that stupid movie
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# ? May 9, 2024 19:49 |
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SixteenShells posted:tbh i still love that stupid movie That one and the day after tomorrow are all timer stupid rear end kick rear end movies
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# ? May 9, 2024 19:56 |
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Good news: you'll get to live through the bootleg version of The Day After Tomorrow!
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# ? May 9, 2024 20:05 |
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live?
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# ? May 9, 2024 20:14 |
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one of the hottest we've seen from the standpoint of warming
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# ? May 9, 2024 20:33 |
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Anyway this seems bad, maybe? https://twitter.com/ProfBillMcGuire/status/1788644568444916059?t=uycxohPSpnT5jmi9qET_ZA&s=19
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# ? May 9, 2024 20:38 |
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quote:What about – hear me out here – what about, "fine"
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# ? May 9, 2024 20:42 |
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someone forgot to tell all those CO2 monitors about our wonderful carbon offsets
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# ? May 9, 2024 20:44 |
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Communist Cop posted:Anyway this seems bad, maybe? What's the CO2 level indoors? I'm asking hypothetically please don't answer that
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# ? May 9, 2024 20:46 |
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Have we tried putting all the carbon monitors on rockets and shooting them into space?
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# ? May 9, 2024 20:46 |
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What about pumping like half of the atmosphere out into space? less air = less c02 = less warming. just spittballin
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# ? May 9, 2024 20:58 |
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Reminder that carbon dioxide is a neurotoxin that causes headaches and a decline in cognitive function.
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# ? May 9, 2024 20:59 |
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Kal posted:What about pumping like half of the atmosphere out into space? less air = less c02 = less warming. just spittballin Just like giving blood to reduce your microplastic load!
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# ? May 9, 2024 20:59 |
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Communist Cop posted:Anyway this seems bad, maybe? Emissions are not considerably higher year over year; this is most likely from permafrost melt. Add it to the lol pile
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# ? May 9, 2024 21:12 |
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Kal posted:What about pumping like half of the atmosphere out into space? less air = less c02 = less warming. just spittballin no stupid just dig a really big hole for some of the atmosphere to sink into, leaving less above us
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# ? May 9, 2024 21:16 |
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Maybe we can just level some mountain ranges? Sounds easy! Oh what about asteroid capture except instead of for rare elements it’s for chixulub round 2. that would make a big hole!
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# ? May 9, 2024 21:18 |
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Add it to the lol pile Please, I beg of you, the pile is too high
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# ? May 9, 2024 21:51 |
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Morbus posted:no stupid just dig a really big hole for some of the atmosphere to sink into, leaving less above us Lol this is how I get rid of CO2 in Oxygen Not Included
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# ? May 9, 2024 21:52 |
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lol from the succ thread:
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:00 |
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hopeless and broken? weak. get on our level scrubs
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:01 |
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RandomBlue posted:lol from the succ thread: I'm part of the 6% that think we will only meet the target we have already surpassed.
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:01 |
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Yeah that was posted itt This is the choicest quote (which, actually, has not been posted in this thread, as a quote): quote:“I think we are headed for major societal disruption within the next five years,” said Gretta Pecl, at the University of Tasmania. “[Authorities] will be overwhelmed by extreme event after extreme event, food production will be disrupted. I could not feel greater despair over the future.”
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:06 |
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can someone help me with my carbon budget i'm bad at math
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:16 |
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Global North continues to rock
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:18 |
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We need to create a trillion liter bottle of diet coke to sequester CO2 and save the world. And only one presidential candidate could pull this off..
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:47 |
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Mr. Barnesworth posted:can someone help me with my carbon budget i'm bad at math can I get this in discostu meme form?
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:47 |
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RandomBlue posted:lol from the succ thread: eh, that's yesterdays news - we're over it
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:48 |
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Mr. Barnesworth posted:can someone help me with my carbon budget i'm bad at math its going to level out soon. dont worry. we have the possibility to put solar panels on roofs (not sure if we will tho)
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:50 |
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Mr. Barnesworth posted:can someone help me with my carbon budget i'm bad at math that trend line is way too optimistic, last years temps don't even touch it
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:50 |
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this isn't new but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8qGtEVh7oQ best thing I learnt from this report: "the only two ways to reduce your body's PFAS load is to get pregnant and offload all your PFAS into the fetus, and to breastfeed."
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:53 |
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if you start plasma donations at fetal age it really adds up over time though might even pay for a week of
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:55 |
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Salt Fish posted:Reminder that carbon dioxide is a neurotoxin that causes headaches and a decline in cognitive function.
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# ? May 9, 2024 22:58 |
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starkebn posted:this isn't new but lmao that Bloomberg is the producer of this documentary. no real answer to pfas, society will produce more, scale up production, export production to poor countries, no health or safety guidelines, no reflection or conclusion. good luck!
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# ? May 9, 2024 23:01 |
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err posted:its going to level out soon. dont worry. it's going to level out on the Y axis
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# ? May 9, 2024 23:19 |
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TACD posted:a which that does what? I’ve been sat indoors breathing heavily all day and your big words are making me angry we need more money for cops to protect us from co2
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# ? May 9, 2024 23:23 |
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starkebn posted:this isn't new but who wants some fresh milk?
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# ? May 9, 2024 23:39 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:15 |
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Perry Mason Jar posted:420 blaze it lol
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:21 |
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I think I'm going to quit work and go skiing a bunch again this winter (if there is a winter)
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:30 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 21:00 |
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I thought they recently pulled back like 90% of funding for neom bullshit e: drastically revised scope lol https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-05/saudis-scale-back-ambition-for-1-5-trillion-desert-project-neom
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:32 |