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SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021

Pussy Quipped posted:

what if we assemble a team of scientists and send them to the planets core in a giant tunneling machine and then launch some nukes at it to keep it spinning fast?

tbh i still love that stupid movie

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Spiking
Dec 14, 2003

SixteenShells posted:

tbh i still love that stupid movie

That one and the day after tomorrow are all timer stupid rear end kick rear end movies

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Good news: you'll get to live through the bootleg version of The Day After Tomorrow!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


live?

Communist Cop
Jun 29, 2023
one of the hottest we've seen from the standpoint of warming

Communist Cop
Jun 29, 2023
Anyway this seems bad, maybe?

https://twitter.com/ProfBillMcGuire/status/1788644568444916059?t=uycxohPSpnT5jmi9qET_ZA&s=19

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

quote:


What about – hear me out here – what about, "fine"

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021
someone forgot to tell all those CO2 monitors about our wonderful carbon offsets

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013



What's the CO2 level indoors? I'm asking hypothetically please don't answer that

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Have we tried putting all the carbon monitors on rockets and shooting them into space?

Kal
Jun 3, 2007

What about pumping like half of the atmosphere out into space? less air = less c02 = less warming. just spittballin

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Reminder that carbon dioxide is a neurotoxin that causes headaches and a decline in cognitive function.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Kal posted:

What about pumping like half of the atmosphere out into space? less air = less c02 = less warming. just spittballin

Just like giving blood to reduce your microplastic load!

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Emissions are not considerably higher year over year; this is most likely from permafrost melt. Add it to the lol pile

Morbus
May 18, 2004

Kal posted:

What about pumping like half of the atmosphere out into space? less air = less c02 = less warming. just spittballin

no stupid just dig a really big hole for some of the atmosphere to sink into, leaving less above us

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

Maybe we can just level some mountain ranges? Sounds easy! Oh what about asteroid capture except instead of for rare elements it’s for chixulub round 2. that would make a big hole!

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Perry Mason Jar posted:

Add it to the lol pile

Please, I beg of you, the pile is too high

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Morbus posted:

no stupid just dig a really big hole for some of the atmosphere to sink into, leaving less above us

Lol this is how I get rid of CO2 in Oxygen Not Included

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
lol from the succ thread:

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

hopeless and broken? weak. get on our level scrubs

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

RandomBlue posted:

lol from the succ thread:



I'm part of the 6% that think we will only meet the target we have already surpassed.

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Yeah that was posted itt

This is the choicest quote (which, actually, has not been posted in this thread, as a quote):

quote:

“I think we are headed for major societal disruption within the next five years,” said Gretta Pecl, at the University of Tasmania. “[Authorities] will be overwhelmed by extreme event after extreme event, food production will be disrupted. I could not feel greater despair over the future.”

:unsmigghh:

Mr. Barnesworth
Jun 28, 2008

I said GOOD DAY, sir!

can someone help me with my carbon budget i'm bad at math

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Global North continues to rock

Nitevision
Oct 5, 2004

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We need to create a trillion liter bottle of diet coke to sequester CO2 and save the world. And only one presidential candidate could pull this off..

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Mr. Barnesworth posted:

can someone help me with my carbon budget i'm bad at math



can I get this in discostu meme form?

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

RandomBlue posted:

lol from the succ thread:



eh, that's yesterdays news - we're over it

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

Mr. Barnesworth posted:

can someone help me with my carbon budget i'm bad at math



its going to level out soon. dont worry.

we have the possibility to put solar panels on roofs (not sure if we will tho)

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Mr. Barnesworth posted:

can someone help me with my carbon budget i'm bad at math



that trend line is way too optimistic, last years temps don't even touch it

:rubby:

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
this isn't new but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8qGtEVh7oQ

best thing I learnt from this report:

"the only two ways to reduce your body's PFAS load is to get pregnant and offload all your PFAS into the fetus, and to breastfeed."


:rubby:

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
if you start plasma donations at fetal age it really adds up over time though

might even pay for a week of community college Bean Farming Camp

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Salt Fish posted:

Reminder that carbon dioxide is a neurotoxin that causes headaches and a decline in cognitive function.
a which that does what? I’ve been sat indoors breathing heavily all day and your big words are making me angry :mad:

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

starkebn posted:

this isn't new but
:rubby:

lmao that Bloomberg is the producer of this documentary.

no real answer to pfas, society will produce more, scale up production, export production to poor countries, no health or safety guidelines, no reflection or conclusion. good luck!

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

err posted:

its going to level out soon. dont worry.

we have the possibility to put solar panels on roofs (not sure if we will tho)

it's going to level out

on the Y axis

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

TACD posted:

a which that does what? I’ve been sat indoors breathing heavily all day and your big words are making me angry :mad:

we need more money for cops to protect us from co2

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

starkebn posted:

this isn't new but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8qGtEVh7oQ

best thing I learnt from this report:

"the only two ways to reduce your body's PFAS load is to get pregnant and offload all your PFAS into the fetus, and to breastfeed."


:rubby:

who wants some fresh milk?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.


:stare:

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



Perry Mason Jar posted:

420 blaze it lol

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
I think I'm going to quit work and go skiing a bunch again this winter (if there is a winter)

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.



I thought they recently pulled back like 90% of funding for neom bullshit

e: drastically revised scope lol

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-05/saudis-scale-back-ambition-for-1-5-trillion-desert-project-neom

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