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CodfishCartographer posted:https://x.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1788307580021858720 Homer and Marge Simpson? Peter and Lois Griffin? Bob and Linda Belcher? 
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wait, is he implying Garfield is a cartoon for adults? poo poo, he's such a weirdo manchild I wouldn't be surprised if he was talking about my little pony. Why won't the ponies gently caress in my serious adult cartoon for adults about magical ponies in magic land!!!!!! 
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dr_rat posted:wait, is he implying Garfield is a cartoon for adults? Yes, that is in fact what he believes
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tFUCKINGmesis posted:I don't get why he doesn't just use generative AI to create pictures of himself at the event. It worked fine for people who thought Katy Perry should have been there. I mean, he’s both not smart and also incredibly oblivious (plus incredibly narcissistic) so we have to remember we have a low bar here people.
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dr_rat posted:wait, is he implying Garfield is a cartoon for adults? He's implying Garfield is a cartoon for AN adult
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Frank Frank posted:He's implying Garfield is a cartoon for AN adult in the same sense the one ring was a ring for a gollum.
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and much like Gollum, Nathen has lost the ring and is slowly going insane
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May 9, 2024 02:56
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Does Garfield have a Mount Doom? After all these years of corrupting all who come across it, will finally Viacom be strong enough to try and cast Garfield into it???
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dr_rat posted:Does Garfield have a Mount Doom? After all these years of corrupting all who come across it, will finally Viacom be strong enough to try and cast Garfield into it??? Abu Dhabi.
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May 9, 2024 03:03
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That's some hosed up poo poo!
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May 9, 2024 03:16
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Is it four out of five rotten lasagnas? Because that's pretty good. Also when was the last frozen rotten lasagna delivered by Garfield/Scooby eats?
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May 9, 2024 03:18
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It’s four rotten lasagnas out of ten, which makes me think that it’s not that bad if the scale is rotten lasagnas
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May 9, 2024 03:56
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Mazri! You idiot! You fool! You absolute BUFFOON! Dilbert is the adult Garfield! Also, your political and social beliefs align pretty well with the creator.
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root beer posted:It’s four rotten lasagnas out of ten, which makes me think that it’s not that bad if the scale is rotten lasagnas This kind of poo poo that he does drives me crazy. He literally loses track of his original thought process mid-sentence and also doesn't know what things mean It should be 10/10 rotten lasagnas or 4/10 good lasagnas. It's also really dumb that he picked 4, because it implies that he found any kind of merit in the movie I loving hate Nathen
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Escape From Noise posted:Mazri! You idiot! You fool! You absolute BUFFOON! Dilbert is the adult Garfield! Nathen knows better than to compete with the culinary perfection that was the Dilburrito.
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https://x.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1788672380719542342 Pour one out for Garfield Mazri
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May 9, 2024 22:55
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#Nickelodeon killed #Garfield Mazri to cover up Nathen's exposure of their bad business practices and pedophile ring #PG13
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I feel a guy trying to set up this massive business for licensing and protecting IPs should probably not be rage-sharing pirated movie links to a property he still uses for branding, somehow. This diminishes my faith in the quality of service I can expect from Eggies! Seems like bad marketing to me but what the gently caress do I know right?
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://x.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1788672380719542342 Note: Garfield Mazri was given to one of Nathen’s fans because Nathen didn’t want to have to deal with a sick cat - so Nathen didn’t take those pictures, he’s just capitalizing on the poor animal’s death for sweet internet clout
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Poor cat had to live with nathan for 2 weeks (max before he dumped him)
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Yeah, it had liver disease or something. He doesn't own this cat. Great toe beans. Looks furious. Probably unsocialized. Rip poor orange cat who probably got open mouth kissed by nathen.
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Busters posted:Yeah, it had liver disease or something. He doesn't own this cat. You'd look rough too if Nathen Mazri had kicked your rear end in a drunken fury (Supposedly that's what caused Nathen to both stop drinking and give away the cat)
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The cat he punched in drunken anger and told people about amongst other self serving crap You know he likely reads this thread for attention, positive and negative, because of his wild ego problem and goon poop touchers letting him know. This isn't Doobie, it's much more sinister. hi nathAn
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I very much doubt he knows of this thread or even if SA's existence. He doesn't have the self control to not directly and clearly respond to criticism the moment he sees it. He's the type of person that only #staybrowsed on the big 3 social media and linked articles.
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someone do the needful and write a vice article on this thread
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Steadiman posted:I feel a guy trying to set up this massive business for licensing and protecting IPs should probably not be rage-sharing pirated movie links to a property he still uses for branding, somehow. This diminishes my faith in the quality of service I can expect from Eggies! I both equal parts find this absolutely hilarious, because, as you say - it's entirely opposed to whatever vague description this Egeez product purports to be about, but am also slightly saddened - because I want to see Nathan succeed in securing frequently more bizarre ips to turn into ill defined business ventures.
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Dick Bastardly posted:someone do the needful and write a vice article on this thread Pretty sure you mean three part book series. There's just too much for a mere article.
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I'm also really hoping this Garfield movie turns out to be a good movie, with critical and commercial success, only because I will enjoy watching Nathen flip his tune.
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Dick Bastardly posted:someone do the needful and write a vice article on this thread Absolutely not. Nathen needs to never ever EVER find out about this thread. No one here needs to contact Nathen: doing so would ruin EVERYTHING.
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Absolutely not. Nathen needs to never ever EVER find out about this thread. No one here needs to contact Nathen: doing so would ruin EVERYTHING. I think it'd be funny as heck for the poop to be picked up and thrown at the fan and splatter everywhere, but you're probably right. Nathan would implode and the lols would never be the same.
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Isometric Bacon posted:I'm also really hoping this Garfield movie turns out to be a good movie, with critical and commercial success, only because I will enjoy watching Nathen flip his tune. I hope it's loving horrible but it makes a ton of money so Nathen can't criticize it.
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Dick Bastardly posted:someone do the needful and write a vice article on this thread It Came from Something Awful Again: How a Toxic Troll Army Accidentally Memed GarfieldEATS Out of Business
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Bi monthly reminder to not touch the poop
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Bi monthly reminder to not touch the poop Seriously, please don't. It will ruin this wonderful thread if you do.
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Absolutely not. Nathen needs to never ever EVER find out about this thread. No one here needs to contact Nathen: doing so would ruin EVERYTHING. This
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Why would anyone write about this thread, anyway? Use it as research to write about Nathen, sure, it's an archive dedicated to his madness. But actually write about the thread itself? This isn't interesting, Nathen is
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There should be no record that Nathan or anything he ever did happened.
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Gildiss posted:There should be no record that Nathan or anything he ever did happened. Indeed, all that's ever been said about him should remain in the medium of forums ephemera and slide into total obscurity when the time comes. Last thing we need is exposing Nathen to a bunch of clout/ content chasing morons on the internet
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