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captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Barbro Streisand

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Needed a little extra zhuzh

https://i.imgur.com/804jPHv.mp4

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.
https://i.imgur.com/Lz434jj.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/GKImqAV.mp4

Just for spectator reaction:

https://i.imgur.com/g54XR3M.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/PeYqnJe.mp4

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

mrfart posted:

Just for spectator reaction:

https://i.imgur.com/g54XR3M.mp4

Cyclocross is the best poo poo ever :lol:

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007


I had a coopers hawk follow me home couple of years ago and wouldn't leave so I gave him to the wildlife rehab people. Hawks are cool dudes if you're not a small animal.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

nomad2020 posted:

I had a coopers hawk follow me home couple of years ago and wouldn't leave so I gave him to the wildlife rehab people. Hawks are cool dudes if you're not a small animal.

Tell that to the guy getting carjacked

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Azhais posted:

Tell that to the guy getting carjacked
Who?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Freudian slippers posted:

But why? Why wouldn't you fake being live and pay a few people to pre-record messages? Everything else here is fake, so why not go the full mile?

Because it was live content with likeable personalities that some audiences, i.e. old people, liked and watched regularly at certain hours, leaving other such channels that didn't have live studio crew with fewer viewers. It's all about boosting sales, if it brings more money to the company than the production costs then it would be dumb to not do it.

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

My wife, Eleanor.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

I just love the third clip where that dopey bastard just plows through his little walkway like a drunk through a cheap coffee table.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Boaz MacPhereson posted:

I just love the third clip where that dopey bastard just plows through his little walkway like a drunk through a cheap coffee table.

Looks like a wrestling stunt. If only there was another bear there to land on.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

HIRE THIS MAN

https://twitter.com/StrictlyChristo/status/1788374493129482512

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I don't want to let the driver off the hook. When asked to pull over off to the side he said "Only if I can keep driving."

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Too be fair to the bastard child of Gary Busey and a pair of Oakleys in the passenger seat, they are loving pieces of poo poo.

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sd8302v5lP1vmobp0_720.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ryq69zVck71vmobp0.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sd8idzDryi1uvv5gh.mp4

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

The General posted:

I don't want to let the driver off the hook. When asked to pull over off to the side he said "Only if I can keep driving."

Yeah, he was obviously perfectly fine with it until the actual arresting started.

Siffl
Sep 3, 2011

I destroyed my knees 2 decades ago and had to give up my dreams of riding a bike more than 2 miles... When did taking road bikes off-road, through the mud(?) become a thing?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Siffl posted:

I destroyed my knees 2 decades ago and had to give up my dreams of riding a bike more than 2 miles... When did taking road bikes off-road, through the mud(?) become a thing?

Like 1902

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003


lol I recently watched a newsreel short from the 40s at the latest where they showed guys trying to ride motorcycles up steep hills

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


This isn't a joke btw. Cyclocross has been raced for more than a hundred years.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Bicycles predate paved roads as we know them.

Detroit likes to claim that Woodward Avenue was the first paved mile in America in 1909, which isn’t strictly true, there were earlier experiments, but they (and Woodward) were all experiments.

It took the U.S. Army (and a young Dwight Eisenhower) two months to cross the continent in 1919.

Roads were awful back then. Cyclists just had to deal with it.


P.S.: Here’s Ike posing in front of his childhood home in Kansas:

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wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Platystemon posted:

Bicycles predate paved roads as we know them.

Detroit likes to claim that Woodward Avenue was the first paved mile in America in 1909, which isn’t strictly true, there were earlier experiments, but they (and Woodward) were all experiments.

It took the U.S. Army (and a young Dwight Eisenhower) two months to cross the continent in 1919.

Roads were awful back then. Cyclists just had to deal with it.


P.S.: Here’s Ike posing in front of his childhood home in Kansas:



Bit of a tangent, but this guy followed that route backwards (more or less) in the modern day and made a 7 hour documentary about it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmFQR0IltDQ

It's just the right amount of mildly interesting if you need something on in the background.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


naturally

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007



He could very well disappear with how many people in Texas don't get papers because their parents don't get them when they're born.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Siffl posted:

I destroyed my knees 2 decades ago and had to give up my dreams of riding a bike more than 2 miles... When did taking road bikes off-road, through the mud(?) become a thing?

I can't bike anymore either, but I still hit the occasional cyclocross event for the friendly vibes and ridiculous antics. Less serious leagues still let the spectators hand beers to the cyclists mid-race. I wasn't exaggerating earlier when I said cx was the best poo poo ever, it's such a loving party.

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sd4p9m7oK81w5pr9j.mp4

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_IDGrKZ0Rs

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Come back with a warrant! :argh:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



caspergers posted:

Come back with a warrant! :argh:
ah, such a good one ill add that to the list next to "someone knocking on the stall door im currently occupying"

PlushCow
Oct 19, 2005

The cow eats the grass

I love all of these :3:

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


I feel sorry for anyone and everyone whose has to deal with this man more than 2 seconds.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Schadenfreude on the dude playing the weakest D since Donald Trump and also the idiot calling travel

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4MGZefxAJ3/?igsh=ZjR6NDAwNzE1MTg1

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017




The brother in the orange T-shirt slowly realizing dumb rear end is full of poo poo as they get arrested

You can see him losing his bull poo poo tough guy facade when they start taking about arrests as he turns into a the ten year old he always was inside.


They were totally pumping each other up while in the line too


The cops can eat poo poo but I hate these two guys with every fiber of my being they are the loving worst people you could ever deal with.

Crazypoops has a new favorite as of 05:52 on May 10, 2024

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

my bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


Username/post combo for German speakers :discourse:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

The uncanny ability of sovereign citizens to make people actually root for the cops.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

gschmidl posted:

Username/post combo for German speakers :discourse:

I thought Dutch, but probably similar in all lot of Germanic languages

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Hyperlynx posted:

The uncanny ability of sovereign citizens to make people actually root for the cops.

It's truly a gift. I'm am staunchly against those border checks and used to travel through them regularly. But the place to fight that fight is not right there. Props to those agents who quoted the laws and even relevant case law while dragging his rear end out.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Atticus_1354 posted:

It's truly a gift. I'm am staunchly against those border checks and used to travel through them regularly. But the place to fight that fight is not right there. Props to those agents who quoted the laws and even relevant case law while dragging his rear end out.
I'm not sure I agree that it's not the place to fight the fight - a lot of big changes have been catalysed by an instance of someone refusing to comply with <bad thing>.

What makes (white) sovcits hilarious is their reasons and reasoning. His arguments are legal nonsense, and their theme makes it very likely that him getting mad at border control guards at all is just a stopped clock taking a quick break between getting mad about rescinded driving licences and court enforced child support.

Splicer has a new favorite as of 10:23 on May 10, 2024

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Glorious... even without the music.

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