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(Thread IKs: Dr. Cool Aids)
 
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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

kecske posted:

lubricate the friction area with Chub Rub or whatever the product is called

It's not chafing cause I wear long briefs underneath. And I don't think that would do anything to slow the crotch-wear unless I lubed up the outside of my jeans

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

sounds like you're not a solutions-oriented bluesky thinker

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Microplastics posted:

NO I will never learn. Or pay money

I want a tip that makes my life better but is somehow completely free

steal some paperclips from the office. if you need to call in the big guns, nick a bulldog clip.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lumberjack posting itt, with the longjohns/jeans combo

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I feel much less embarrassed about the time I lost a vibrator up my arse and had to go to hospital, now that I've read this article and discovered the same hospital was the recipient of a steady stream of people with mysteriously missing penises

quote:

"Complications were a frequent occurrence at Theo’s,” said Andrew. “Blood loss mainly, so people going in for something and then he couldn’t stop the bleeding. I’m aware there was always a plan to drop people off at A&E in those kinds of cases. Some people … especially for [those] having their penis removed, you can’t kind of stop that in a home setting. So the plan was to do it and then go straight to hospital.”

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Anyway thanks for the jeans tips everyone. I will take them under advisement

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Microplastics posted:

I lost a vibrator up my arse

I hope someday you find it again

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Every day we stray further from God’s light

Misty Fog
Aug 18, 2020
Every movement strays it further from the light

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

Microplastics posted:

Anyway thanks for the jeans tips everyone. I will take them under advisement

No problem, next time ask YouTube.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

That paper is from 2017. I wonder how many hand jobs they've had by now

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

The Prat Tribune.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

i would like to see the mentoring

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
Wanna go home, play dota

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

slam picking techies every game

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

Looke posted:

slam picking techies every game

Yeaaaaah

Well, my other Scottish mate who plays dota does that. I can only win on sven, jugg or drow

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

The worst part of spending time outside the uk is coming back and remembering I can’t readily get bahn mi to shove in my craw. Tell me where the bahn mi is at in Glasgow goons because it feels vanishingly rare.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

the bahn mi shop

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
bahn mi sick filth

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ugh. can't get proper okonomiyaki in this small concrete shed floating in a sea of heroin and stabbing. this is the worst

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

:mad:

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


you heard it, mods please do the needful

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

ugh. can't get proper okonomiyaki in this small concrete shed floating in a sea of heroin and stabbing. this is the worst

'Cabbage pancakes' sounds like it could be an easy ask in Scotland

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

I just don’t understand why I can get pho but shoving satay beef and pickled carrots in a sub is unknown technology.

pim01
Oct 22, 2002

Mr Teatime posted:

The worst part of spending time outside the uk is coming back and remembering I can’t readily get bahn mi to shove in my craw. Tell me where the bahn mi is at in Glasgow goons because it feels vanishingly rare.

Can't help you for Glasgow but over here in Edinburgh bahn mi brothers does them really well, right bread and everything (rip bahn mi bar, they were nice too but now sadly closed)

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
I just found out what a Glamorgan sausage is and I loving want one

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice

Mr Teatime posted:

I just don’t understand why I can get pho but shoving satay beef and pickled carrots in a sub is unknown technology.

Might need to go to berlin for those kind of shenanigans

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
It’s jogging cargo shorts day today

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
I am also dreading returning to the UK in a little over a weeks time

deano
Sep 6, 2000

Starbucks posted:

It’s jogging cargo shorts day today

Been home 2 hours and I’ve just been wandering about in my boxers,
had to break out the light tog duvet last night
24 degrees this afternoon

Might have to get the bbq out this weekend

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

ugh. can't get proper okonomiyaki in this small concrete shed floating in a sea of heroin and stabbing. this is the worst

The gently caress on about I can totally make you some okonomiyaki in these circumstances!!!!!

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

betty swollocks

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

loving dishwasher repair snapped one of its legs then covered it up :killing:

I knew something was up because he spent the whole time complaining about how the kitchen hadn't been fitted properly

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Used to work around the corner from an amazing banh mi place.

Go to London. Tell them I sent you.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


I've rustled up a cottage pie, probably not the right food for this weather but oh well

deano
Sep 6, 2000

Salisbury Snape posted:

I've rustled up a cottage pie, probably not the right food for this weather but oh well

Post your pie

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Seriously considering moving back to California lol

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Strategic Tea posted:

I knew something was up because he spent the whole time complaining about how the kitchen hadn't been fitted properly

This is the first lesson you get taught in tradey school; always poo poo on the work of whoever went before

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Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

fridge corn posted:

Seriously considering moving back to California lol

shouldn't be too big a commute. As it's up your bum and round the corner

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