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Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Can't believe you fake allies think guns are for killing people. RAMP.

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

MarcusSA posted:

Seeing the Trump bumper sticker on the car of my door dash drivers car as he drives away, I laugh to myself and gently tap the gun concealed on my hip and mutter “next time you won’t be so lucky chud”.

Uh uh. I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "Did he order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. or only one number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda?" Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "User lose posting privileges for 6 hours?"

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Spanish Manlove posted:

Uh uh. I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "Did he order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. or only one number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda?" Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "User lose posting privileges for 6 hours?"

Lol

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022
Who would win in a real life fight: The Queer Marxist Computer Janitor or The Homebrew Covid Spaceman?

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

We have proof that the spaceman goes outside so he wins by default.

Turning up his speaker to yell at the TFR goon would prob have them flee as well.

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
The space goon turns on the Darth Vader voice filter and t-possesses at the hastily assembled goon militia, breaking their spirits and routing them utterly.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Anyways, they should give me an AR-15 (semiautomatic (luxury modifications and furniture optional but recommended))

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
monkeu came back again

dude is loving furious about people dissing on Drake

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

pentyne posted:

monkeu came back again

dude is loving furious about people dissing on Drake

it's not like he can post about golden state

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
lol

televiper posted:

this. Please don't let a bunch of bad-faith jackasses destroy something very useful to our community.

eta: I recognize that I say this without really understanding the load it puts on modmins - I've never had buttons.

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

It's illegal to disagree with us in the big strong gun forum where we're all badass and strong.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

its against the rules to put a load on me. user loses posting privileges for 12 hours.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Ibram Gaunt posted:

It's illegal to disagree with us in the big strong gun forum where we're all badass and strong.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

wizard2 posted:

Who would win in a real life fight: The Queer Marxist Computer Janitor or The Homebrew Covid Spaceman?

they are the same person

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

NoiseAnnoys posted:

they are the same person

sort of, the covid spaceman guys were frozen in 2020 whereas the gun guys appear to be frozen in like 2016

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009

baaaahahaa

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
lol at everything

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

looking forward to seeing the result of the placeholders. it's always a weekend

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

you'll just have to take this placeholder probe while we wait for my minigun to spin fast enough

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
kitties, oh kitties, my days at an end
the grocer clerk's taken my life
what does it matter for all men must lie
and I've tasted the goony porn wife

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
its incredible that this always, always works. no one is ever smart enough to just ignore and not respond they immediately start freaking out about brigades and demanding their space be made safe from outsiders

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

TFR, much like a Glock, does not have an external safety.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Spanish Manlove posted:

Uh uh. I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "Did he order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. or only one number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda?" Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "User lose posting privileges for 6 hours?"

lol

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

People just say “bad faith” when they mean “a person disagrees with me.” Wild I guess.

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Spanish Manlove posted:

Uh uh. I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "Did he order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. or only one number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda?" Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "User lose posting privileges for 6 hours?"

lol

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

mods can we just get rid of the fucker bitches rolling in to brigade by saying guns are tools designed to kill people so we can get back to agreeing with each other that guns are necessary and creating elaborate scenarios to justify our weird hobby that makes girls ghost us after one date.

E: Oh, Oh umm sorry Sirs if i am overly presumptuous. i love all the hard work you do for us and i would never dare to make demands of you. do you need your boots shined Sirs :sweatdrop:

Albino Broccoli
Aug 5, 2022

Spanish Manlove posted:

Uh uh. I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "Did he order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. or only one number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda?" Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "User lose posting privileges for 6 hours?"

lmao

Albino Broccoli
Aug 5, 2022

qnqnx posted:

You call it brigading, I call it a well regulated militia.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011


lol

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Spanish Manlove posted:

Uh uh. I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "Did he order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. or only one number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda?" Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "User lose posting privileges for 6 hours?"

lol. drat

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

I sometimes get cops calling to ask if they can bring their gun to the Theme Park while they're off duty and it always freaks me out that they think that's a normal thing to ask.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Roth posted:

I sometimes get cops calling to ask if they can bring their gun to the Theme Park while they're off duty and it always freaks me out that they think that's a normal thing to ask.

the gun wants to go on the ferris wheel

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Roth posted:

I sometimes get cops calling to ask if they can bring their gun to the Theme Park while they're off duty and it always freaks me out that they think that's a normal thing to ask.

now imagine that cop is gay and a grandmother......would you really deny them safety from the fascist chuds?

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

Roth posted:

I sometimes get cops calling to ask if they can bring their gun to the Theme Park while they're off duty and it always freaks me out that they think that's a normal thing to ask.

like.. what are you gonna do, tell em no?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

wizard2 posted:

like.. what are you gonna do, tell em no?

"no? then ill bring it over now *click*"

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the gun wants to go on the ferris wheel

This

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Al! posted:

now imagine that cop is gay and a grandmother......would you really deny them safety from the fascist chuds?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
*pushing around a derringer in a little stroller*

Some day he's going to grow into a big gun, I believe in my little boy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
my glock is too short to ride but my m16 is too tall? fuckin bullshit!!!!

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

symbolic posted:

Me: Bye mom
Mom: Where are you going?
Me: Im gonna go defend equality
Mom: By yourself?
Me: No, I've got some of the top 100 TFR posters going with me




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