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this is the type of poo poo that makes all your subs unionize against you smh
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I have an app idea that uses speech to text and chatgpt to automatically track who is primary, secondary, and tertiary in the relationship and show them the polypoint gains and losses, as well as generate a graph of everyone's status within the polycule. If you pay for the premium you can see the graph of external polycules and buy in-app currency to gain points or remove points from others.
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May 10, 2024 16:10
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I don't believe this to be real.
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Cerebral Bore posted:as we all know, true love is when you obsessively make charts and rankings about the people you're romantically involved with That joke about how casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex turned out to be prophecy
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Cerebral Bore posted:swear to god if that woman nags at me one more time she's gonna start getting texts from the small phone
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Every poly relationship has a secondary partner. If you don't know who it is in yours, then it's you
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Salt Fish posted:Its not having sex with multiple people that's weird its making a spreadsheet about it and sharing it on your twitter account that's weird. the only technology you should bring to your poly relationship is google calendar
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May 10, 2024 16:52
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bygamy OF THE FUTURE
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May 10, 2024 17:01
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No amount of either genital is worth this poo poo
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May 10, 2024 17:05
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you, polymor *checks phone* 184-Delta. sex me, then do the dishes. your primary decrees it. GLORY TO THE PYRAMID
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May 10, 2024 17:06
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Minmaxing my polycule like RPG companions
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May 10, 2024 17:08
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i want to see the whole spreadsheet
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Crazypoops posted:Minmaxing my polycule like RPG companions See, that's why I never romance my companions.
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I hope primary and secondary steal everything and go live happily ever after
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Paladinus posted:See, that's why I never romance my companions. I tried to romance both morrigan and leliana in dragon age so they both dumped me and my wife hasn't stopped laughing at me since I think Alistair sperm donated at the end and I ended up as some loser everyone forgot Crazypoops has issued a correction as of 17:21 on May 10, 2024 |
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May 10, 2024 17:17
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actually I think you’ll find this kind of behavior displays more relationship maturity than you monosexuals will ever be able to accomplish
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Crazypoops posted:I tried to romance both morrigan and leliana in dragon age so they both dumped me and my wife hasn't stopped laughing at me since lol
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I am reminded of the FTX "Sam, this is Fraud Bankman" thing. IIRC, Their whole C-suite crew was in an elaborate polycule, and the one goblin lady had written extensively about how the optimal form of a polycule was basically an old school harem of backstabbing consorts with a strict, but shifting hierarchy.
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Crazypoops posted:I tried to romance both morrigan and leliana in dragon age so they both dumped me and my wife hasn't stopped laughing at me since
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May 10, 2024 18:53
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IYG meets E/N in a the most wretched romcom you've ever seen
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more falafel please posted:the only technology you should bring to your poly relationship is google calendar Counterpoint: Hitachi makes some technology that you should definitely be using in any relationship. Gotta dig them holes!
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May 10, 2024 18:59
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i'm into "going-to-dwell-alone-in-a-cave-by-the-sea"-amory
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One More Fat Nerd posted:I am reminded of the FTX "Sam, this is Fraud Bankman" thing. IIRC, Their whole C-suite crew was in an elaborate polycule, and the one goblin lady had written extensively about how the optimal form of a polycule was basically an old school harem of backstabbing consorts with a strict, but shifting hierarchy. and they all think they're the sultan
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May 10, 2024 19:03
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I was in a polycule once and it ended in a disaster. I've got no joke here
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The Alchemist posted:I was in a polycule once and it ended in a disaster. I've got no joke here post your spreadsheet. I promise to only judge you based on how well you use pivot tables
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May 10, 2024 19:34
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its just too much work
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May 10, 2024 19:34
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This happened to a friend of mine (Shadowheart)
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The main thing in taking away is that I need a separate phone for each relationship I have. Counting friends and family, I may have to buy 4 new phones
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Posting through it https://twitter.com/ratlimit/status/1788927027526934917
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Toph Bei Fong posted:Posting through it 
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Toph Bei Fong posted:Posting through it a quick scan reveals I've literally done none of these things
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The Alchemist posted:I was in a polycule once and it ended in a disaster. I've got no joke here I've known people who were and it always ended in tears. to my perspective it's just swinging with a lot of unnecessary baggage
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May 10, 2024 20:28
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(tapping on a chart of outliers for regular sex partners per person) wow. this group of people must be extraordinarily attractive
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May 10, 2024 20:29
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I've had someone close to me who convinced his girlfriend to do it and it ended like a week later once he realized he was on the Secondary side of the equation
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May 10, 2024 20:30
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polys only display this coloration when threatened.
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May 10, 2024 20:30
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"poly/mono relationship" oh so swinging
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May 10, 2024 20:31
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Mormons relegated to the Blue Zone, please have your papers ready at the checkpoint
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May 10, 2024 20:33
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Its like obviously a comedy account but the reality is close enough that it doesn't matter
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May 10, 2024 20:33
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look i don't wanna "yuck" anyone's "yum" but I think all those people belong in jail
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I don't believe this to be real.
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