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Powerful Katrinka posted:Absolutely not. Nathen needs to never ever EVER find out about this thread. No one here needs to contact Nathen: doing so would ruin EVERYTHING. I think that Jeffrey would be persuaded into a real entergaging business opportunity by Nathan if he discovered this thread. We could have SA-Eats! Keyboard-Gooppuccino Big-Goaste Lasagna Edit: "Love me, feed me, don't perma-me!" Luxrage fucked around with this message at 10:53 on May 10, 2024 |
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Why would anyone write about this thread, anyway? Use it as research to write about Nathen, sure, it's an archive dedicated to his madness. But actually write about the thread itself? This isn't interesting, Nathen is it's the only way nathen would learn of or see this thread. look, it was a stupid scary joke not meant to be taken seriously and I agree nathen should never and will never discover something awful garfEAts thread. Let's be honest, he'd immediately launch into paranoid rants about being gangstalked by internet weirdos who are probably illuminati nickelodeon sicko freak pedo agents who want to destroy his soul and the souls of cartoons everywhere and that would be weird and sad probably. But it also might be funny. Not worth the risk though. Don't worry, he'll never register an account and come in here and freak the gently caress out and try to convert us to im-not-gay-im-celibate islam or whatever
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I’m looking forward to the pirate video tweets of his getting amplified by the algorithm as the movie arrives in theaters because he was the literal only real person tweeting about it first
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hellotoothpaste posted:I’m looking forward to the pirate video tweets of his getting amplified by the algorithm as the movie arrives in theaters because he was the literal only real person tweeting about it first The algorithm amplifies real people tweets now? Also stop trying to gaslighting us into trying to belive nate is a real person, and not some weird collective hallucination only us in this thread are for some reason manifesting.
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Luxrage posted:I think that Jeffrey would be persuaded into a real entergaging business opportunity by Nathan if he discovered this thread. We could have SA-Eats! Big poo poo Lasagna
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why would you want nathan in this thread? why would nathan read/respond to this thread? the kind of funny people that could make it entertaining don't exist on SA and the rage bait potential is corny 4chan poo poo. nate is only funny from a distance.
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Does this thread not show up on Google if you search Nathen Mazri? You know he be googling his name constantly. When I got out of thai prison in 2018 or something, I kept seeing people refer to Trump as the "President of the united states". I eventually got a hold of a computer and googled "why the gently caress is everybody calling trump the president now?" and in the first page of the search results there was a GBS or C-SPAM thread about trump, and thats how I learned that donald trump was the president.
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Just checked and on a browser never gone to SA with, not logged into google, SA is way, way down the search results. A random reddit thread about him is like 70 results above it and even that isn't that near the top. Turns out a lot of the corporate crap he does that no one reads or cares about is the type of stuff google results love. There's like facebook posts with one like about "GarfieldEats entrepreneur genus talks about how entergagement will change the world!" or some crap, turning up before this thread. Also a bunch of places saying they sell his book. Bing is pretty similar. Search engines suck these days. Hell he's wikipedia entry -usually something that reliably turns up in the top five results of any random search- is like forty results down.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Nathen is almost assuredly aware of this thread. He’s absolutely narcissistic enough to scroll through hundreds of Google results related to his name or GarfieldEATS. Plus a poop toucher just could have told him; hundreds of goons have seen this thread. He inexplicably just doesn’t engage, and it’s the same on other platforms. He is 100% aware of all the Reddit threads, the YouTube videos, the eater article, etc. Places with comment sections that he could run wild in, but he just doesn’t. So, hi Nathen!
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Big City Drinkin posted:I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Nathen is almost assuredly aware of this thread. He’s absolutely narcissistic enough to scroll through hundreds of Google results related to his name or GarfieldEATS. Plus a poop toucher just could have told him; hundreds of goons have seen this thread. He would never lurk.
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Gildiss posted:There should be no record that Nathan or anything he ever did happened. 2 thin and willowy trunkless legs of stone
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I would not want Nathen anywhere near this thread or it'll descend into Doobie style madness, but I think if I saw Nathen at a party or something, and he was in the same conversation circle, it'd be fuckin hard not to ask what he does for a living if only because I'd love to hear him give the Entergagement Shpiel (and possibly loving explain what egeez is). I would, however, never reveal this thread on pain of death
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Interacting with Nathen seems VASTLY unpleasant. He has always been incredibly responsive on Twitter and such to trolls, and he would view us as trolls if he read this thread. There's way no he's here and that's a good thing. Back on topic, I don't think the Garfield movie is going to do well. Everything about it seems lackluster and low effort, which is the Garfield Brand. In fact, those most significant discussions I've seen online about it have been either: Chris Pratt putting zero effort into "voice acting" again -or- Spanish boxer beats up abusive boyfriend in movie theater during Garfield preview.
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The Garfield movie will do well on streaming services
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steinrokkan posted:Indeed, all that's ever been said about him should remain in the medium of forums ephemera and slide into total obscurity when the time comes. Last thing we need is exposing Nathen to a bunch of clout/ content chasing morons on the internet
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Busters posted:Interacting with Nathen seems VASTLY unpleasant. He has always been incredibly responsive on Twitter and such to trolls, and he would view us as trolls if he read this thread. There's way no he's here and that's a good thing. i heard if you approach him he'll just rub his stubble on ur cheek unprompted
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May 10, 2024 19:24
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While making that face
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this poor schmuck needed a skin graft
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kntfkr posted:this poor schmuck needed a skin graft If you haven't seen this masterpiece yet, treat yourself and enjoy the many talents of Nathen with the whole family. A cinematic tour de force, 7 minutes of magic you will never get back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yutQiCSUNOQ I feel safe sharing this link to the intellectual property of Nathen Mazry because he showed me it's actually fine to share licensed properties
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May 10, 2024 19:38
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Is that the movie where a muslim and jew finally make peace and thus israel/palestine crisis is over?
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May 10, 2024 19:40
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lmao holy poo poo
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Steadiman posted:If you haven't seen this masterpiece yet, treat yourself and enjoy the many talents of Nathen with the whole family. A cinematic tour de force, 7 minutes of magic you will never get back If anyone enjoyed this short film, please consider venmoing me.
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That poster reminds me that Nathen actually used to *do* things. Honestly, launching a physical Garfield-themed pizza restaurant is no small feat and I’m sure he put in a ton of work. I think the days of doing anything approaching that are behind him though
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Also I’ve been following this from day 1 and still refuse to watch that
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May 10, 2024 19:46
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Heres a thematic sequel, "We Were Americans" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_c2HSx54lk
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how does nathen manage to physically speak more like a computer generated character than a computer generated character
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kntfkr posted:this poor schmuck needed a skin graft Always with "the face" Nathen. Why?
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I would never speak to Nathen IRL because he seems like the sort of person who would interpret a casual conversational question as being interested in him and he'd spean the rest of the night following you around telling you stories that you don't care about and would get really mad and cause a scene if you asked him to leave you alone
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we'll never know what kind of masterpiece we missed out on when Mazri Pictures lost the license to Garfield
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kntfkr posted:this poor schmuck needed a skin graft That's the last thing you see before he skins you alive
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https://www.instagram.com/stories/nathenmazri/3364718431288311215/ more prophecy (era be losis)
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temple posted:https://www.instagram.com/stories/nathenmazri/3364718431288311215/ Asks for a facebook account to continue
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldMovNews/status/1788752793190162595 Nathen's already taken note, now to wait for him to have an absolute normal one over the "first ever" phrasing
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this is so extremely difficult to watch. it belongs on liveleak with the scat porn and beheadings. i, too, miss the old nathan. he used to dress like willy wonka and get up to all sorts of zany hijinks. it was an upbeat and fun sort of insanity. now he's pretty much your standard twitter crazy person
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LvK posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldMovNews/status/1788752793190162595 Tbf to Nathfield, all of that food looks like poo poo
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steinrokkan posted:Tbf to Nathfield, all of that food looks like poo poo He should love it, then!
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oh hell yeah, according to that press release the OG still has the lasagna fritta - for us perverts who like lasagna but wish it was breaded and fried and not lasagna anymore
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But do they have olive trees? They have to have at least 2 olive trees to call it an olive garden imo
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I shall be visiting olive gardens throughout the duration of this promotional event with a Pantone color sample book to verify that all the sauces are the proper shade of orange
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