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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Harry_Potato posted:

Mayo is Satan's spoiled splooge. It belongs now where except the trash can.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Harry_Potato posted:

Mayo is Satan's spoiled splooge. It belongs now where except the trash can.

Actually it's an emulsion of oil and egg yolks

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
needs a third arm that says "orayo"

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The puns are bad but I would eat all of these because they followed the golden rule of not putting mayonnaise on a loving hot dog.
I've lived my whole life in the midwest. Finding out that other places put mayo on hot dogs when we don't was a brain breaking revelation.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Why wouldn't you put mayo on a hotdog, mayo goes on everything

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I'm starting to think some of you guys are using the wrong mayo. A little Kraft is :discourse: on a dog

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Smugworth posted:

A little Kraft is :discourse: on a dog

:hmmyes:

https://twitter.com/ItsBlarg/status/1061420043777597440

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

If I can't use corn dogs as currency then the system has failed me. Sorry Sonic, your machine just won't accept my offering.

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEnrcbSipsQ

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Wheres the hot dog

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Did they liquefy the hot dogs before cooking them? Remove the casings and just moosh 'em up before cooking?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Desert Bus posted:

Did they liquefy the hot dogs before cooking them? Remove the casings and just moosh 'em up before cooking?

Straight into the IV to take your heart out even more efficiently

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
My veins are quite ruined from injecting hot dogs whole. No matter how big you stretch the hole to the vein open the vein refuses to stretch out properly.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Grossest part is the giant cup of milk

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

500excf type r posted:

Grossest part is the giant cup of milk

In what appears to be a cup which once held Baja blast.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




I would demolish every one of those*




*I am not a proud person

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




Sooooo a deviled ham sandwich

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

500excf type r posted:

Grossest part is the giant cup of milk

that's mayo

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

R.L. Stine posted:

that's mayo

Then where's the spoon?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

500excf type r posted:

Then where's the boba straw?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
in honor of tacos being declared legally sandwiches


bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

AARD VARKMAN posted:

in honor of tacos being declared legally sandwiches




very sexual, in a vulgar sort of way

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

AARD VARKMAN posted:

in honor of tacos being declared legally sandwiches




:wtc::lol::wtc:

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

AARD VARKMAN posted:

in honor of tacos being declared legally sandwiches



Sweet, custom fathers

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Itchy tastey

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Tacos and custom leather shop

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Tacos and custom leather shop

Hmm, you may be on to something I can find leather clothes, and I can find taco clothes:







but not taco and leather clothes!

Hit summer fashion 2024!!!

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Tacos and custom leather shop

https://i.imgur.com/Q3RUVeM.mp4
they'd be out of business in a week's time!

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Came here to suffer.

Wasn't disappointed.
Thank you for the bad food.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
͏͏    TACO
COSTUME




INCLUDES:

*Taco
  Costume




also I would eat the taco dog

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Juandolf the Mexican


Jesus Christ lol

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Juandolf the Mexican

Jesus Christ lol
Jaundolf*




spechtie fucked around with this message at 12:50 on May 20, 2024

Captain Toasted
Jan 3, 2009

Might have to try the hard shell Big Mac

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

it's a dirty mop

unrelated:
A spanish burger place has introduced the Dalsi Burger, a burger inspired by the (famous in spain apparently) Dalsy cough syrup.



Finally you dont have to DIY it anymore if you want to go roboburgin' :roboluv::burger:

spechtie fucked around with this message at 18:40 on May 22, 2024

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

spechtie posted:

A spanish burger place has introduced the Dalsi Burger, a burger inspired by the (famous in spain apparently) Dalsy cough syrup.

finally, a burger with 97% lean meat

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

What if I don’t prefer my burg via oral

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006



Courtesy of my local McDonalds, the :effort: burger.

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