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How 'bout you go bag me some name brand Cool Whip
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# ? May 11, 2024 19:58 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 05:40 |
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DreamingofRoses posted:At the risk of setting off the thread again: It's not a go bag unless it's motorized luggage
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# ? May 11, 2024 19:59 |
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DreamingofRoses posted:Update: AITAH for wanting to leave my wife because she had a “go bag”? W…what?
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# ? May 11, 2024 20:05 |
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Coca Koala posted:W…what? He filled the house with candy bars. She had to eat her way everywhere.
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# ? May 11, 2024 20:15 |
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Proper ambrosia is made from sliced oranges, sugar if the oranges are very tart, and optional shaved or dried coconut. Anything else is a lie.
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# ? May 11, 2024 20:16 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Proper ambrosia is made from sliced oranges, sugar if the oranges are very tart, and optional shaved or dried coconut. Anything else is a lie. So leaving out the optional ingredients ambrosia is just sliced oranges?
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# ? May 11, 2024 20:26 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Proper ambrosia is made from sliced oranges, sugar if the oranges are very tart, and optional shaved or dried coconut. Anything else is a lie. Proper Ambrosia "salad" of any sort is fit only for the trash can. I make mine from generic Cool Whip, mandarin orange slices, walnuts, and diced ham for that good hammy taste to balance the sweetness of the generic Cool Whip.
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# ? May 11, 2024 20:45 |
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Guildenstern Mother posted:So leaving out the optional ingredients ambrosia is just sliced oranges? Yup.
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# ? May 11, 2024 20:52 |
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Use an off-brand Cool Whip container as a go bag. Nobody will want to look inside to see what is in there.
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# ? May 11, 2024 20:56 |
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AITAH for my breaking up with my girlfriend after I proposed to her?quote:
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# ? May 11, 2024 20:57 |
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Hughlander posted:AITAH for my breaking up with my girlfriend after I proposed to her?
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# ? May 11, 2024 21:04 |
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Its a weird way to propose but yeah its hard to take a relationship seriously when a proposal crashes and burns spectacularly like that so maybe its for the best you just leave
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# ? May 11, 2024 21:36 |
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Hughlander posted:AITAH for my breaking up with my girlfriend after I proposed to her? The fact that he proposed in front of a small crowd without even talking to her about it beforehand is loving wild.
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:00 |
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DreamingofRoses posted:At the risk of setting off the thread again: what???? "I'm divorcing her because YOU guys called me an abuser and made me feel bad." like what??? honestly good for her, this guy is doing her a favor because he's a loving moron and she should be glad to be rid of him.
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:20 |
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AITA asking my daughter to pay me for cooking for her wedding?quote:I, a 46f, greatly enjoy cooking and baking. I've always told my kids if they had a small wedding I'd be happy to provide the food as a wedding gift. AITA for asking my housemate to put her puppy in puppy day care on my days off? quote:Six months ago my housemate got a 6 week old puppy (a labrador) with separation anxiety. She couldn’t even go for a shower because the glass separating them would cause him to howl. He’s gotten way better since but because he’s young, his bark is so high-pitched, it’s like a knife to my brain. On top of that he’s also a puppy so he destroys everything he can get his hands on. I’ve lost multiple plants because of him, a couple of shoes, he’s ripped apart almost every flyscreen door/window he can reach, the drain pipes, etc. Through all these things, I’ve been the one at home and she’s been at work. I’ve been the one dealing with the messes he makes. I’ve been putting up with it for 6 months, but this week he broke through the fence and got into the neighbours yard. I had to spend the rest of the day with him on his leash. I couldn’t do any of the things I’d had planned because I couldn’t leave him alone (he’d either run away or destroy everything). Commenters are unanimous that the baby is going to be OP's responsibility, too.
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:23 |
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big dyke energy posted:what???? it's not that complicated. he is leaving his wife because she made a go bag. the rest of the post is only indirectly related, and it's just him yelling at reddit for being testerical idiots that give bad advice
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:48 |
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Lt. Danger posted:it's not that complicated. he is leaving his wife because she made a go bag. the rest of the post is only indirectly related, and it's just him yelling at reddit for being testerical idiots that give bad advice quote:Initially my feelings were very hurt but now I am realizing the gravity of situation I am in. I just cant risk my future on a wife who does not trust me because her mere act of making a go bag was used by people here to paint me as an abuser. They said that she must have reason to make a "go bag". Seems like he's actually blaming reddit to me. Like "well people think I'm an abuser for her having a go bag, I cannot risk that, I must divorce." I didn't think he was an abuser because she made a go-bag. I DO think he's out of his loving mind because of the update. Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 22:59 on May 11, 2024 |
# ? May 11, 2024 22:56 |
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I give all of my friends who are getting married a go bag for their wedding gift. Their spouse gets a good wedding prank, like me announcing my love for them and how upset I am that they're marrying my friend. If they really loved each other they'll be willing to share both. I just wish I could find a decent shelf stable party sub for the bag. I usually fill that gap with a puppy and a gift certificate for a paternity test.
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:08 |
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I think he wasn't able to work through his feelings about it because everyone he asked about it screamed at him that he was an abuser. possibly he should have asked somebody apart from reddit like, the obvious solution was to recognise that the wife was stupidly imitating a social media thing and it meant nothing. unfortunately the internet was far too successful in convincing him otherwise and now no one involved is getting what they want
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:09 |
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Throw in some cans of beans and a shovel.
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:09 |
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What's so divorce worthy about this?
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:11 |
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Yeah his issue is that there are two positions in play, "she has made a go bag because you never know what can happen" and "she has made a go bag because you specifically have given her reason to think she might need one." I can see how it would be frustrating to have a bunch of people just assume it must be the latter and call you an abuser, but if they're wrong then the sensible move would be to stop using reddit, not throw a monumental tantrum and overturn your whole life.
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:12 |
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Her hunger strike and his candy bar solution make me think they should just stay married to keep them away from other people. They both seem inclined to pitch fits at the first sign of trouble.
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:14 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:What's so divorce worthy about this? Appallingly poor play by whichever partner has black.
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:15 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:Seems like he's actually blaming reddit to me. Like "well people think I'm an abuser for her having a go bag, I cannot risk that, I must divorce." It gets better in the comments quote:Yes, I went to counseling. My wife found out a therapist and told me she was very good. Therapist told me to get over it and when I tried to present my side , therapist insulted me and started comparing me to her father. After half an hour of listening about how I am like her POS father, I had enough and walked out. On someone in the comments explaining how they have a go bag because it makes them feel secure (history of abuse from a previous partner): quote:Interesting, you seem to have a sort of reverence for your "trauma".
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:36 |
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DreamingofRoses posted:It gets better in the comments hahahaha what a piece of poo poo You know, maybe he's so concerned about the optics of the internet thinking he's an abuser because he's actually a piece of poo poo. The kind who puts scare quotes around the word "trauma" and tells somone who'd been abused that they just want to feel special. Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 23:44 on May 11, 2024 |
# ? May 11, 2024 23:38 |
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Man, I sure hope his newfound ire helps him flash all these red flags on the first date so nobody else wastes time on him, gently caress. AITA because I won't put my parents on my approved visitors list with security and screening all their attempted "visits" quote:I love my parents and my little brother. I am not going low/no contact with them. They just have a problem understanding boundaries and that I have my own life now. lol and furthermore, lmao
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:46 |
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That therapist sounds extremely unethical
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:46 |
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mystes posted:That therapist sounds extremely unethical Spoiler alert: most therapists are hot loving garbage and shouldn't be practicing
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:48 |
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mystes posted:That therapist sounds extremely unethical I'm more likely to believe we're dealing with an unreliable narrator.
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:52 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:Use an off-brand Cool Whip container as a go bag. Nobody will want to look inside to see what is in there. You'll get busted when they're looking for a loose button.
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:03 |
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AITA for threatening to become a girl's step dad to troll her into blocking me and stop dragging me in a group chat ?mystes posted:Jenny (23F) blew up because I (24NB) said she'd be a lovely social worker bc of her specific autism symptoms + class bg. My gf (45F) said it was warranted because of how overwhelmed i got by the wall of text with triggering details of my abuse. I never told my GF that the fight started because Jenny called me a gold digger. I also never mentioned that I ended it an hour later by posting pics of Jenny's mom in the chat, ignoring her ranting and discussing the vacancy left by her dead dad*, and how i could fill said vacancy. 😬😬😬 Might of gone too far with this one. sometimes i read an AITA and i feel a lot better about myself
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:14 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Wow, quality shopping at reasonable prices? Now that sounds like something to sing about! Baptizing with water!
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:27 |
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I know I've read this before but I don't recall if it was here or elsewhere. Anyway, there's an update. AITAH for telling my bf that his daughter is not allowed in my apartment because she doesn’t stop smuggling peanuts in? quote:I can’t have any contact with peanuts and I am terrified of them due to some bad experience ms ending up in the hospital. I have my shots now on me all the time. It is not exactly airborne but I could have irritation and if it for example touch something that had been in contact with peanuts i could have swollen eyes and ichy nose and throat. Ingesting is fatal. What a funny little sociopathic stepdaughter, joking about attempting to murder me. At what point does the daughter decide just bringing the allergen into the home isn't enough and starts putting it in OP's bed, or on her toothbrush, or in her food? Update: my allergy and my bf’s daughter quote:Hi everyone! Thank you so much for really caring about a stranger with a dilemma. I was glad that I wasn’t wrong in my guts. I told my bf that I wanted to break up.
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:30 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:AITA for threatening to become a girl's step dad to troll her into blocking me and stop dragging me in a group chat ? Isabel Marant shoes, for reference:
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:33 |
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Fake Birkies for $700? Yeesh.
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:37 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA asking my daughter to pay me for cooking for her wedding? wtf why is she living with these people?? Is “housemate” a code for “terrible aunt/uncle” or something? She’s getting such an insane deal from the landlord housemate that taking care of someone else’s puppy all day while it destroys all her belongings is better than moving out??
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:39 |
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Lagomorph Legion posted:Baptizing with water! I thought you were supposed to use gatorade?
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:45 |
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Troublemaker posted:I know I've read this before but I don't recall if it was here or elsewhere. Anyway, there's an update. You know what would be a funny stocking stuffer, a Peanuts (Charles Schulz) calendar
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:47 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:AITA for threatening to become a girl's step dad to troll her into blocking me and stop dragging me in a group chat ? Forget it Jake. It’s Tumblrtown
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