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I still sometimes think about Nathen buying the most expensive ingredients to make the the foods with, then throw them in the fridge to rot for a month before serving  They hosed The Alchemist fucked around with this message at 22:57 on May 10, 2024 |
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steinrokkan posted:Tbf to Nathfield, all of that food looks like poo poo I think that thing on the right is suppose to be like fried chicken with a slab of mozzarella on it or something? Looks absolutely intestine clogging. Regardless, I will be patronizing my local olive garden JUST for this. If only for the sheer memery. Id love to see some sort of "happy meal" style promotion where you get a toy with your garbage faux Italian food. It's 2024, people would be cool with it.
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The Alchemist posted:They hosed Nathen was wearing the garf suit
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May 10, 2024 23:24
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https://blisser-video-converted-mai...nedHeaders=host
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May 10, 2024 23:25
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Confusion... shock... fear... weirded out... is this entergagement I am feeling? Also that's the longest url I've ever seen, The Alchemist.
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May 10, 2024 23:34
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I didn't like that video. Man with literal clown avatar big fan of AI Nathen in AI Cosby sweater.
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May 10, 2024 23:38
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The other day I saw a bus driving past with signage promoting the Garfield Movie whilst I was having lunch. My first thought was I could put Garfield in Fork Jail, and I realised I've been in this thread too long.
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Has this all been long-game viral marketing? I actually want to see the Garfield movie just to understand Nathen’s inevitable hot takes, and seeing that Olive Garden collab makes me actually want to have a dumpy suburban Italian food night. Was Sick Nick behind this all along??
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Isometric Bacon posted:The other day I saw a bus driving past with signage promoting the Garfield Movie whilst I was having lunch. I would have done this proudly
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May 11, 2024 00:38
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Nathen ftw
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The Alchemist posted:Does this thread not show up on Google if you search Nathen Mazri? You know he be googling his name constantly. It shows up as the 35th result for me. I doubt he would look that far though. Stocky Manhood fucked around with this message at 00:48 on May 11, 2024 |
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May 11, 2024 00:41
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I do not remember the saucy finger the first time he posted this phrase and it's unpleasant. https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1788960808401018995
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May 11, 2024 05:18
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loving ew Nathen
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MassRafTer posted:I do not remember the saucy finger the first time he posted this phrase and it's unpleasant. Wait. So now he's flogging about the complete non starts that was Scooby Doo Eats for clout? Lmfao. Remember the charcuterie board?
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May 11, 2024 05:26
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I for one wish he would've mocked up something for ScottPilgrimEATS
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May 11, 2024 05:45
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MassRafTer posted:I do not remember the saucy finger the first time he posted this phrase and it's unpleasant. 
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May 11, 2024 06:08
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The Alchemist posted:Heres a thematic sequel, "We Were Americans" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_c2HSx54lk This is insane btw, even if it's more of an ensemble piece of cinema.
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May 11, 2024 06:13
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I remember him whining about that edgy Velma cartoon, but did he lose his poo poo over that abysmal “Scoob” movie a few years back too?
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Blue Moonlight posted:I remember him whining about that edgy Velma cartoon, but did he lose his poo poo over that abysmal “Scoob” movie a few years back too? Does he like any media now days that isn't blatant advertising like the Emoji movie and Foodfight. I'd imagine Foodfight would be like the perfect movie for him. Nothing but weird brand fetishism.
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dr_rat posted:Does he like any media now days that isn't blatant advertising like the Emoji movie and Foodfight. I'd imagine Foodfight would be like the perfect movie for him. Nothing but weird brand fetishism. I bet he'd love the Seinfeld movie, kinda sounds like that's all it is also he was right to hate on the Velma cartoon
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MrQwerty posted:I bet he'd love the Seinfeld movie, kinda sounds like that's all it is It still cracks me up that Seinfeld went on this rant about cancel culture stopping comedians from taking risks and pushing boundaries ahead of his movie that's apparently just a 90 minute ad for pop tarts.
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May 11, 2024 08:26
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The Alchemist posted:Does this thread not show up on Google if you search Nathen Mazri? You know he be googling his name constantly. what were you in for?
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Dongicus posted:what were you in for? Not getting proper licensing rights from eGeez before trying to market and sell products. No one could tell if they were authentic or not!
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Duckman2008 posted:Not getting proper licensing rights from eGeez before trying to market and sell products. No one could tell if they were authentic or not! The prison systems are full of such poor innocent souls. People have tried to do licensing reforms to lessen sentence but big nate lobbyists always make sure they're squashed. 
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dr_rat posted:The algorithm amplifies real people tweets now? Also stop trying to gaslighting us into trying to belive nate is a real person, and not some weird collective hallucination only us in this thread are for some reason manifesting. TulpaEATS
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I assume the best way to watch that movie was by pausing it and turning on captions and flicking forward 10 seconds at a time I refuse to watch the scene and understand why Nathen mentioned Ron Jeremy
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Nathen putting even less effort into creating a new version of former goon favorite CAP Alerts to deal with the success of The Garfield Movie. https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1789563844567736588 https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1789550845207429129
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GarfieldEATS: We saw it already. Mneow!
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#Clean #Genocide #Entertainment
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What is the genocide he's referring to? I can't keep track of all his bullshit.
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dokmo posted:What is the genocide he's referring to? I can't keep track of all his bullshit. Palestine
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Palestine Wait, what does that have to do with #entertainment?
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dokmo posted:Wait, what does that have to do with #entertainment? You're thinking about this way harder than Nathen has ever thought about anything
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dokmo posted:Wait, what does that have to do with #entertainment? Anything that is not talking about Nathen is genocide.
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He just combines trending topics that have no relation to each other, and then tries to spin it back to himself
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This is what he thinks branding is
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May 12, 2024 20:56
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Harmful actions like genocide
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MassRafTer posted:Nathen putting even less effort into creating a new version of former goon favorite CAP Alerts to deal with the success of The Garfield Movie. I too hate Mondays, but I think I hate Nathen more than Mondays. Glad the movie is being received well it only means I'll be more #entergaged by this thread
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ah well nevertheless
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MassRafTer posted:Nathen putting even less effort into creating a new version of former goon favorite CAP Alerts to deal with the success of The Garfield Movie. Bored, Apes...Yawn Club 
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