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Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Reading about how Germany loved the Garfield movie is interesting and all but this is also a country that allowed Alf to nearly hit the top 40 (granted it is not the English world Alf voice)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oRzBiSy24k

#AlfEATS

#AlFEATS

#AIFEATS

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



germany makes a lot more sense when you remember that its modern existence begins with david hasselhoff singing "looking for freedom" in a piano necktie.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Ghostlight posted:

germany makes a lot more sense when you remember that its modern existence begins with david hasselhoff singing "looking for freedom" in a piano necktie.

And for that he is considered the patron saint of all Germans. Hoff Hoff!

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

Dr. Quarex posted:

Reading about how Germany loved the Garfield movie is interesting and all but this is also a country that allowed Alf to nearly hit the top 40 (granted it is not the English world Alf voice)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oRzBiSy24k

#AlfEATS

#AlFEATS

#AIFEATS

cats

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

The joke is alf always wanted to eat cats, jury’s out on rotten lasagnas

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1789915076381601972

GarfieldEATS: No respect to brand guidelines!

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
the demons at #burgerking didn't even consider making a horny garfield. he can get a little naughty but sick nick doesn't want you to know about that

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Here at eGeez we are not afraid to tell you to go to hell if we think your officially licensed product is "off"

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Stop abusing the Garfield license, posts the account of a banned Garfield restaurant still using the revoked Garfield logo

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Jim Davis wept

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
This man is incapable of self reflection

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

Hahaha this poor bastard’s worst nightmare has come to life in a public forum, and it would be *less scary* if he was seriously lashing out, but he seems to be bottling up some rage juice about it. Like what part of the day does he not think about Garfield and where is there a single reference to a friend in the entire saga (I don’t count the short film as friends).

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I can't believe Nickelodeon isn't respecting the brand guidelines of the brand they own.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
garfield is the wrong shade of orange #cumshots

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

hellotoothpaste posted:

Hahaha this poor bastard’s worst nightmare has come to life in a public forum, and it would be *less scary* if he was seriously lashing out, but he seems to be bottling up some rage juice about it. Like what part of the day does he not think about Garfield and where is there a single reference to a friend in the entire saga (I don’t count the short film as friends).

There is the person inside the garfield costume

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
There's also the guy who fuked the cat

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
It must be weird to always be thinking so much about Garfield

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Lt. Cock posted:

It must be weird to always be thinking so much about Garfield

And yet, many ITT are. :smugbert:

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
THERES ALWAYS MONEY IN THE GARFIELD BRAND

Busters
Jan 24, 2014



Those don't look so bad. Let's see the officially licensed toys you produced from your kids meals, Nathen... When you had the ability to do that

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
It's so loving dumb because that's exactly what Nathen would do but he would pretend that he cares about the brand more than everyone else when all he wants is money and attention

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
all he wants is his dad to think he's not-gay and working hard

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
celibate and sexy is the new "confirmed bachelor"

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

LordArgh posted:

garfield is the wrong shade of orange #cumshots

that’s just the pantone equivalent of garfield.lighten(colorValue, cumValue);

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

I wouldn’t buy it myself, but I would pay somebody an insigificant amount in crypto or something to come up with a nathen back window suction cup plush, like the Garfield one in the opening of my favorite film Falling Down starring Michael Douglas. The face should also have a suction cup.

The connection I am making here is that Nathen is eventually going to do Falling Down and I actually would pay good money to watch that movie. It would be a short film.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
O.K. but seriously what is that in the corner



Garfmera

Chimfield

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Dr. Quarex posted:

O.K. but seriously what is that in the corner



Garfmera

Chimfield

Garfield riding on the shoulders of a bigger cat who is in some of the clips Nathen is mad about.

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Dr. Quarex posted:

O.K. but seriously what is that in the corner



Garfmera

Chimfield

Garfield sitting on his dad's shoulders wearing a trench coat

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Busters posted:

Garfield sitting on his dad's shoulders wearing a trench coat

But nathen is his real dad

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Heathcliff would straight gently caress Garfield up. Can't believe I didn't realize this until just now

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I have no mouth and I must garf

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Garfield is a lover not a fighter

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

istewart posted:

Heathcliff would straight gently caress Garfield up. Can't believe I didn't realize this until just now

This is very disrespectful to Garfield brand guidelines

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Steadiman posted:

This is very disrespectful to Garfield brand guidelines

Check out this picture I just took

https://photos.app.goo.gl/cvpFsH2JxqNjvdJd8

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Frank Frank posted:

I have no mouth and I must garf

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE MONDAYS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


The Stouffer's Lasagna is REAL. I saw it with my own eyes today. It's much smaller in person.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


What's the white thing on the bottom left... is it a toy Garfield electric jug?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:
Good to see the cat from HAUSU getting work still

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

cum

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