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Troublemaker posted:My (22F) boyfriend (23M) believes he is correct that we should have the same hunger levels after eating the same meal?
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# ? May 13, 2024 05:19 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 04:37 |
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Y'all are all bark, no bite.
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# ? May 13, 2024 05:22 |
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Reiche posted:I heard they were on an extended leaf of absence When he comes back he’ll get to the root of it
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# ? May 13, 2024 05:40 |
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Hopefully they didn’t ‘arbor any resentment.
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:05 |
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Troublemaker posted:My (22F) boyfriend (23M) believes he is correct that we should have the same hunger levels after eating the same meal? I guarantee this dude is an engineer
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# ? May 13, 2024 07:34 |
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PizzaProwler posted:I guarantee this dude is an engineer lol but true
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# ? May 13, 2024 07:44 |
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PizzaProwler posted:I guarantee this dude is an engineer It's an unfortunate truism of so many r/r posts, such that the actual challenge is deciding what type of engineer they are. And it's not just about relationships. I have quite a few engineers in my social circle and most are lovely but a few are constantly busting out with "I don't know why you / the government / society / etc. don't solve X like this, it's simple", where X can be systemic unemployment, epidemiology, labyrinthine and decades-old ethnic conflicts ...
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# ? May 13, 2024 08:37 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Hopefully they didn’t ‘arbor any resentment. 😡
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# ? May 13, 2024 11:33 |
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Am I in the wrong for deliberately dressing like Death Cult leader Reverend Jim Jones to attend my wife's cousins' church BBQquote:So my wife's cousins belong to this fundamentalist church that really reminds me of the Peoples Temple from Jonestown, except they aren't radical communists, just Christian Fundies.
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# ? May 13, 2024 12:46 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Am I in the wrong for deliberately dressing like Death Cult leader Reverend Jim Jones to attend my wife's cousins' church BBQ gently caress fundies but also what a loving tool.
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# ? May 13, 2024 12:58 |
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"I dressed up as a guy that forced kids to drink poison, am I an rear end in a top hat" I dunno man, this is a tough one.
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# ? May 13, 2024 13:06 |
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it's not a real jim jones cosplay unless you're wearing it while on just absolute scads of drugs
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# ? May 13, 2024 13:16 |
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Mx. posted:it's not a real jim jones cosplay unless you're wearing it while on just absolute scads of drugs
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# ? May 13, 2024 13:28 |
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'i dressed up as an insane murderer for a normal family event, and no one noticed bc no one is as up on their murderer lore as i am, so i had a good chuckle' uh, ok, guy. you sure....uh....showed them?
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# ? May 13, 2024 14:41 |
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I guess the question is what did he hope to accomplish by doing this? Seems like the only thing that happened was he amused himself and pissed off his partner.
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# ? May 13, 2024 14:54 |
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Yeah what was his ideal scenario here? Someone realising what he'd done and thinking it's funny or someone realising what he's done and getting annoyed?
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# ? May 13, 2024 14:56 |
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kdrudy posted:I guess the question is what did he hope to accomplish by doing this? Seems like the only thing that happened was he amused himself and pissed off his partner. He wanted to feel intellectually and/or morally superior to the people at the BBQ. Nobody understood what he was doing, so he gets to feel clever for putting one past them, and then if anybody gets upset, like his wife did, he gets to feel superior because they can’t take a joke.
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# ? May 13, 2024 14:57 |
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(Methodist minding his own business eating some macaroni and cheese at a potluck) This guy: Lol look at this cult member, what a maroon
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# ? May 13, 2024 15:00 |
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There's no way he didn't ask if she was going to tell her church who he was supposed to be.
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# ? May 13, 2024 15:01 |
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(Me, wearing a red t-shirt and khakis with sunglasses on a beautiful spring day) lmao these rubes have no idea that im wearing a costume. Oh hey Janice, nice to see you again! Notice anything… different about me? N…no, I haven’t lost weight.
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# ? May 13, 2024 15:07 |
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Come on babe, I went through all that trouble, you have to tell them I was trying to be insulting and offensive.
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# ? May 13, 2024 15:13 |
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I just dress up like that because I like the aesthetic
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# ? May 13, 2024 15:13 |
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Coca Koala posted:(Me, wearing a red t-shirt and khakis with sunglasses on a beautiful spring day) lmao these rubes have no idea that im wearing a costume. Oh hey Janice, nice to see you again! Notice anything… different about me? ...No, I didn't get a job at Chili's either
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# ? May 13, 2024 15:16 |
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Coca Koala posted:He wanted to feel intellectually and/or morally superior to the people at the BBQ. Nobody understood what he was doing, so he gets to feel clever for putting one past them, and then if anybody gets upset, like his wife did, he gets to feel superior because they can’t take a joke.
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# ? May 13, 2024 15:27 |
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Dude just cackling to himself on the drive home in response to his internal monologue about looking like a murderer sure isn't a red flag either.
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# ? May 13, 2024 15:29 |
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CannonFodder posted:If I saw him I wouldn't think "cult leader and murderer Jim Jones" I would think "guy in red polo and khakis" which is generic as gently caress. Hell, sometimes I dress like that, for I have red shirts and also khaki pants. not even joking, this was literally my middle school uniform so yeah my thoughts would be 'wow you look like a teen with no choice over how they get to dress'
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# ? May 13, 2024 15:35 |
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CannonFodder posted:If I saw him I wouldn't think "cult leader and murderer Jim Jones" I would think "guy in red polo and khakis" which is generic as gently caress. Hell, sometimes I dress like that, for I have red shirts and also khaki pants. (standing at the end of the picnic table) boy i’m really JONESING for something to drink, can I get some of that kool-aid? Hang on, lemme put my sunglasses on. I said, I’m really JONESING FOR SOMETHING TO- thank you, barbara, pepsi is fine if that’s all we have.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:not even joking, this was literally my middle school uniform so yeah my thoughts would be 'wow you look like a teen with no choice over how they get to dress' Weird way to reveal that you went to a middle school run by infamous cult leader and murderer Jim Jones.
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# ? May 13, 2024 15:42 |
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AITA for forcing my son to buy a more "appropriate" swimsuit?quote:This happened about a week ago but wanted to ask. quote:Oh BTW if anyone is curious I made him give me the listing for where he bought the original, although this link might not be totally appropriate for work. A screen shot.. https://tg-image.com/file/f18e82b3792c5c4c79c01.jpg
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# ? May 13, 2024 15:42 |
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Red polo and khakis would make me think "fresh off a shift at Target" Also there's no way he'd make a kool-aid joke, it was flavor aid
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coronatae posted:Red polo and khakis would make me think "fresh off a shift at Target" Any good comedian knows you have to craft your jokes so the audience will understand them.
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coronatae posted:Red polo and khakis would make me think "fresh off a shift at Target" “Hey it’s Jake from State Farm!” Alternately: “You grab the potato salad, I’ll get the punch”
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Coca Koala posted:Any good comedian knows you have to craft your jokes so the audience will understand them. That guy is absolutely the kind of guy who would be sure to reference flavour aid instead of kool aid.
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# ? May 13, 2024 16:02 |
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AceClown posted:AITA for forcing my son to buy a more "appropriate" swimsuit? Reminds me of the "Why don't you ask your enormous dick!?!" story from a decade or two back. Weird genre of one-handed fiction that I really don't care for.
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# ? May 13, 2024 16:08 |
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Son hung, so what?
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# ? May 13, 2024 16:10 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Am I in the wrong for deliberately dressing like Death Cult leader Reverend Jim Jones to attend my wife's cousins' church BBQ Looking at his history, this guys kind of obsessed with serial killers. Also ranting about progressives and how you're not allowed to offend anybody anymore. Also this, if it actually happened; Did I go too far with this prank on my kind-of-a-jerk friend? quote:I've got this buddy I have known ever since high school. He is kind of an A-hole and he's very arrogant and opinionated. He stole a couple of girlfriends away from me over the years before he got married. I basically still hang out with him just because I've known him like 20 years.
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# ? May 13, 2024 16:27 |
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Yes, because a woman will be tricked by the smell of fish into thinking "a vagina has been here"
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# ? May 13, 2024 16:33 |
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What does your heart tell you? Oh right, you are asking from reddit so I guess your heart and brain isnt telling you poo poo
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# ? May 13, 2024 16:34 |
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Fatty posted:Looking at his history, this guys kind of obsessed with serial killers. Also ranting about progressives and how you're not allowed to offend anybody anymore. So, how is the endgame supposed to work on this? Isn't the point of 'pranks' the big reveal, where you say "Hahah, I planted evidence on you! You rear end in a top hat, you numpty, you complete fool, you trusted me not to lie and destroy your property! Good times, huh, you loving moron!" So, obviously, no, you didn't go far enough, you need to get all your friends and your victim together to announce "Hey y'all, check this! I planted evidence and got our buddy in a bunch of trouble!" Then everybody applauded and I got the girl.
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Cheater is very very sad that he is having to deal with the consequences of his cheating How do I (43F) help my husband (58M) accept the harsh reality that his daughter (33F) doesn't want a relationship with him? quote:My husband and I have been together for 18 years. He was married at the time we got together. He had what can only be described as a midlife crisis and left his wife (56F) to be with me. His ex-wife did not see it coming and was completely blindsided and devastated. We take full responsibility for what we did, make no excuses, and realize that we caused a lot of pain to a lot of people and that we will have to live with the guilt for the rest of our lives. The title for the reposted version of this on r/OhNoConsequences was No title can convey how horrible AP and the cheater are. "I feel like his daughter threw away a loving relationship to punish and spite him, even using her kids to do so." - yeah, right, this situation is all the fault of the teenage girl who was betrayed and had her family exploded by the man she looked up to more than anyone in the world, and not the person who did the betraying and family-exploding.
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