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quote:My parents think she is their dumbest grandchild and that's saying a lot. All I know is this sounds like a very healthy and well-adjusted family overall. EDIT: For the new page tax, here's someone on AskAManager with a weird work conflict: quote:I work in a medium-sized location of a small-in-the-grand-scheme-of-things business as one of the upper managers on site. Pantaloon Pontiff fucked around with this message at 23:11 on May 13, 2024 |
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house of the dad posted:I'm grateful all of my grandparents passed away before I could find out where I stand in the grandchild power rankings You know where you'd stand. C'mon now.
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May 13, 2024 23:02
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house of the dad posted:It sounds like she's continued to hold this stance in the years since the affair, so not really. Faildaughter needs to figure out her own money problems.
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May 13, 2024 23:16
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:All I know is this sounds like a very healthy and well-adjusted family overall. My work did a similar pie-your-manager thing at our annual "fun day" except every manager got pied without exception. It was empty tinfoil pie plates with whipped cream* in them so there was dairy splattered everywhere in the middle of summer and yeah, that smelled great the next day. Wasn't quite as horrible for the recipients because they were given trash bag smocks to protect their clothes, and our bathrooms included a shower so there was the option to get fully cleaned up. It was still stupid and they never did it again. *store brand
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May 13, 2024 23:19
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:All I know is this sounds like a very healthy and well-adjusted family overall. I would never tolerate this. It wouldn't take much for an accidental injury to occur so I'm surprised the workplace would even allow it tbh This isn't wear a whacky shirt day or spray dye your hair a funny colour day.
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May 13, 2024 23:19
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Rockman Reserve posted:that’s like the most obvious bait post we’ve had in here in a while, come on 
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May 13, 2024 23:22
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Slo-Tek posted:So, how is the endgame supposed to work on this? Isn't the point of 'pranks' the big reveal, where you say "Hahah, I planted evidence on you! You rear end in a top hat, you numpty, you complete fool, you trusted me not to lie and destroy your property! Good times, huh, you loving moron!" Sorry if I was unclear, Jim Jones impersonator and fish vagina prank guy are the same person. I don't think he really thinks of the pay-off in his stunts.
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May 13, 2024 23:24
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artsy fartsy posted:Isn't a fishy smell just a symptom of BV? Big Vag?
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May 13, 2024 23:34
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MagusofStars posted:Also, 22 years is definitely old enough to understand that “justifying mom’s affair as deserved” is being intentionally hurtful. It’s not like she was 7 and doesn’t even know what an affair is. Maybe he was an absolute poo poo dad and husband like so, so many redditors in this thread are. chewbacca posted:I would never tolerate this. It wouldn't take much for an accidental injury to occur so I'm surprised the workplace would even allow it tbh My kid's elementary school principal was the "fun" principle who'd always dress up in silly outfits, like the whole school were reading a book about a skunk so he'd wear a full skunk costume. He had so many animal costumes to the point where I was like, yeah, dude's got something going on with that. He also had a fundraising contest where the class that raised the most money would get to pour ice cream, sauces, and whipped cream on him. Everything this guy did seemed like some kind of fetish.
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May 13, 2024 23:41
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artsy fartsy posted:Isn't a fishy smell just a symptom of BV? Yes, BV can lead to biological amines putrescine and cadaverine being present in ones vagina. These are the chemicals you can find in dead fish that give off that signature fishy odor. This is why the rule of thumb for vagina-havers is if it's smelling fishy, go see a doctor. Putrescine is also naturally occurring in semen which is why unwashed dudejunk can smell fishy. The human body is a wonderland of filth.
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May 13, 2024 23:44
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Chewbecca posted:I would never tolerate this. It wouldn't take much for an accidental injury to occur so I'm surprised the workplace would even allow it tbh I read a thing once about eye injuries and pieing, it happens a fair percentage. I was thinking about that with the mother smashing the kid's head into their birthday cake.
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May 13, 2024 23:52
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Fatty posted:Sorry if I was unclear, Jim Jones impersonator and fish vagina prank guy are the same person. I don't think he really thinks of the pay-off in his stunts. Talking about his latest prank https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jORviU2oyMQ
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More great pranks! AITA for asking my boyfriend to leave me alone because of him and his mother? quote:Me(25f) and my boyfriend (26M) have been dating for 3 years.we wanted to take it slow before he decides to propose.but every Mother’s Day we have a day with just me him and his mother.But this Mother’s Day his mother did not want me there.And I understood that she wanted to spend time with her son.So he got ready to go pick her up and when he left I cleaned and relaxed.after about a hour my boyfriend calls me telling me that him and his mother had got in a car accident and needed me there right away.My first act was getting on shoes and getting in my car.As soon as I got to his location.there was a perfectly good car with him and his mother talking and laughing.i walked up to them and said what is this.they said it was a prank.Mind you I had went over speed limit I had left the door unlocked I left my phone everything I dropped everything and went straight there.And my boyfriends mother said.”well if you guys got married I would not have to prank you to come see your boyfriend”and my boyfriend laughed and looked at me and said “it was just a joke babe”and I was mad and talk them to leave me alone I need to calm down please.So.AITA for saying that to my boyfriend and his mom?
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May 14, 2024 00:34
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Chewbecca posted:I would never tolerate this. It wouldn't take much for an accidental injury to occur so I'm surprised the workplace would even allow it tbh I'd bet good money this wasn't formally approved by any HR department. HR is on the side of protecting the company and going to them can be tricky, but there are so many liability issues (allergies, injuries, assault, religious/spiritual issues, etc.) that anyone half-competent at HR (which is a bar some people don't clear, if not a huge one) would shut it down as soon as there was a complaint or question.
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May 14, 2024 01:20
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Steve Vader posted:I wonder what the "plenty to say" about him is. Doesnt matter. You dont like your father in law? Dont send your son to the small school he teaches at. Simple and easy.
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May 14, 2024 01:22
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Hughlander posted:More great pranks! "My mom doesn't want you there which means that you have to be there or she will judge you but also if you come uninvited that will also be bad so just like.. get hosed I guess. Lol, welcome to the family."
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May 14, 2024 01:34
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AITAH for being mad at my husband for choosing our bucket list city to go with his friend?quote:My husband and I are the type of couple that does vacations instead of giving gifts to each other on special occasions. We live in the states and have travelled many cities locally and some countries in the Middle East. European counties have been on our bucket list ever since we got married (6 years ago). A few months ago, I booked a trip to see my parents who lived across the world, and extended the trip due to my mom’s deteriorating health. It was just myself and my two year old traveling. Out of guilt, I forced my husband to plan a trip the same day (same day departing flights). We were both flying internationally (same day flights but different countries/destinations), my husband was going to see his friend and stay with him for a couple days. One everything was finalized, he jokingly (or can’t say if he was serious) said that he may visit Europe with his friend. I told him not too because I waited for the moment for soo long and wanted it to be our first trip to EU together. Recently, while staying at his friends, he told me they were doing a road trip to another country (didn’t mention the name of the specific city) and after reaching there, he told me the name of the specific city and I was too shocked upon hearing that it was my top bucket list city I was dying/desperate to see with him and that too for the first time. I felt betrayed and angry, and didn’t respond to his texts for the next two days. I was so frustrated and hurt, and when I finally asked him, he said his friend was the one to plan everything and he just tagged along. I really want to know if I am being the AH here, if I’m being too emotional. But trips mean a lot to us, we save and spend on trips and we plan way ahead in advance. I feel like I shouldn’t have planned his trip in the first place, and the betrayal is eating me on the inside, but I wanna know what you guys think about all this.
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May 14, 2024 01:39
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Am I (60F) the rear end in a top hat for blowing up at my daughter (30F) when she banned my husband from attending her wedding?quote:AITA for wanting my husband to be at my daughter's wedding? How interesting that there is no mention of new husband's age.
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May 14, 2024 01:46
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Mordiceius posted:Am I (60F) the rear end in a top hat for blowing up at my daughter (30F) when she banned my husband from attending her wedding? Or anything about his political/sociological persuasions. Wonder why the things they said were so hurtful.
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deported to Canada posted:Or anything about his political/sociological persuasions. Wonder why the things they said were so hurtful. I wouldn't be surprised if her new husband is the same age or younger than her daughter.
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May 14, 2024 01:59
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Mordiceius posted:AITAH for being mad at my husband for choosing our bucket list city to go with his friend? This is just a headfuck to read. Poor bloke.
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May 14, 2024 02:04
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yeah just a huge gaping void where key plot points aught to be going how old is the husband? did the daughter know the husband prior to the relationship? if they didn't; what was their first meeting like did something happen? what upsetting things were said? what reasons were given by the daughter to refuse the husband's attendance? how many wedding guests (if like 6 people are attending its weird to bring some tagalong +1 the bride and groom have never met before)? how long have you been married? i dunno i could probably think of a hundred more questions that might bring up the root cause of the drama but literally none of it is in the post
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May 14, 2024 02:05
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Mordiceius posted:I wouldn't be surprised if her new husband is the same age or younger than her daughter. Which would make it 10x funnier that OP refers to her husband as her daughter’s “stepfather”
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May 14, 2024 02:07
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The Maroon Hawk posted:Which would make it 10x funnier that OP refers to her husband as her daughter’s “stepfather” Absolutely. There's also the fact that the daughter is 30 and OP only started dating post-covid. So very likely that the guy she married has only been in her life for a year or two at most. So daughter basically has spent majority of her life not knowing this guy (who is probably her age or younger) so why the gently caress would she want any sort of relationship with him?
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May 14, 2024 02:12
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Mordiceius posted:Am I (60F) the rear end in a top hat for blowing up at my daughter (30F) when she banned my husband from attending her wedding? I'll put money on him being some Trump supporting anti-vaxxer or this being a wedding involving a minority of some sort.
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AITA for telling my friend that her business proposal seems unfair to me and I don't really *need* her to open up an Etsy?quote:I (22F) like to paint and draw as a hobby. My family and friends have suggested that I opened an Etsy shop and I have considered it, but wanted to focus on my career first since I majored in something completely different (finance). This corn planting idiot doesn't appreciate her friend's corn eating skills
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I’m going with OP’s new husband is the same age as the daughter, in addition to also being her ex.
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wizardofloneliness posted:I’m going with OP’s new husband is the same age as the daughter, in addition to also being her ex. alternatively her high school crush who had no interest in her
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May 14, 2024 02:24
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Troublemaker posted:My kid's elementary school principal was the "fun" principle who'd always dress up in silly outfits, like the whole school were reading a book about a skunk so he'd wear a full skunk costume. He had so many animal costumes to the point where I was like, yeah, dude's got something going on with that. He also had a fundraising contest where the class that raised the most money would get to pour ice cream, sauces, and whipped cream on him. Everything this guy did seemed like some kind of fetish. My son’s middle school principal would be out doing traffic duty during drop off, and it was like a whole-body intense workout routine. I’ve never seen someone so energetic in my life. My wife and I joked that he did a line or two of cocaine each morning. He then left during the middle of the school year under mysterious circumstances. 
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Blue Moonlight posted:He then left during the middle of the school year under mysterious circumstances. Ran out of cocaine.
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The Lone Badger posted:Ran out of cocaine. In fairness, I would also quit being a middle school principal if I ran out of cocaine.
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My ex-wife told me she considers breaking up with the man she left me for and gave me an unexpected complimentquote:
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S40CheckingAccount posted:I read a thing once about eye injuries and pieing, it happens a fair percentage. I was thinking about that with the mother smashing the kid's head into their birthday cake. Yeah everytime I see a wedding cake smash video where the husband smashes the wife's face into the cake, I worry she is gonna come up with wooden doweling jammed through her freaking skull
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I dunno if I'd call it narcissism. It must feel pretty lovely to get dumped for someone else, but then kinda nice to find out it wasn't anything about you, it was your ex that had the issues.
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Red Rox posted:I dunno if I'd call it narcissism. It must feel pretty lovely to get dumped for someone else, but then kinda nice to find out it wasn't anything about you, it was your ex that had the issues. I meant the ex is the narcissist.
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Mordiceius posted:Am I (60F) the rear end in a top hat for blowing up at my daughter (30F) when she banned my husband from attending her wedding? quote:I may have said some things that I now regret
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She may or may not regret the things she may or may not have said Hard to say in this crazy, mixed up world Also you don't get to use the term 'step father' about a man who met your child when they were an adult. The child can designate that title to the person if they want, but it's not your right just for marrying a parent
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Tired: being younger than your niece or nephew Wired: being younger than your ""stepchild""
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