Bicyclops posted:

Shiva's droplets uh, hrm, change, because tiny - uh, tiny variations, the orientation of the hairs the developers added, the amount of blood distending the gross vessels, the... *gags* imperfections of the skin... vastly affect my enjoyment. Uh, look at this, see, uh, see - I'm right again. Nobody could have predicted that everyone would suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle. And now uhhhh here I am uh, sitting by myself. Talking to myself. That's woke.

Good soup! posted:

The kids hiding in the kitchen but instead of the raptor breathing on the window its DSP snorting

STING 64 posted:

definitely red materia

Snow Cone Capone posted:

ehhh honestly it's a little more like the PS1 ports of the SNES Final Fantasy games, in that it mostly just adds a few cutscenes and significant load times. Between loading the intro video for each boss, playing the video, and then loading the level, it's like 30+ seconds between selecting a stage and actually starting it

also the redone music is awful lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq_jewqsuFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCMMfVtoUJ0

Heath posted:

Starfall (or whatever it is) is one of my favorite abilities in the game, where she just Goku warps around kicking things

Bicyclops posted:

I told the Imp Zone I wasn't going to hatewatch the Frasier revival but then a friend from high school sent me a FB message out of the blue that said "The only one I know who's watching this is my mom and I'm not talking to her right now" so I caved, lol. It was worth it because she'd text me about the latest one and like three texts later we'd just sort of catch up.

Heath posted:

If you like punching poo poo I recommend playing Nioh 2 and using fists because god drat that is the most fun I've ever had in an action game

Fluffdaddy posted:

Tifa and Barrett getting their CSPAM thread sent to the mod forum because of terroristic threats against Shinra

lobster shirt posted:

vincent valentine and barrett wallace, gun users, are chuds.

Leal posted:

Barret telling the story about how a goon threw pizza at him after asking for some weed

quote:

About three months ago I bought a pizza from the local supermarket and decided that eating it in the park over the road might be nice for a change of scenery, so I walked over there and sat down at a bench. At the next one over, there was a group of teenagers drinking and smoking and having a quiet chat.

Now, as soon as I sat down I felt uncomfortable, but it was too late to move so I just kept eating my pizza.

About ten seconds later, one of the taller guys comes over and stands next to me. I thought he was about to make fun of me or something, but when I looked over at his friends they were all preoccupied with themselves, so I looked up at him.

"Yo, [INCOHERENT], you got any weed?"

This guy had no expression on his face at all. He looked like a loving statue. I didn't want any trouble from him, and I didn't have any drugs, so I figured that if I just gave him the rest of my pizza he'd leave me alone.

Anyway, as soon as I gave him the pizza he started laughing. He turned back to his friends, laughing and shaking his head, and then turned back around and handed me the pizza. Then he said something incoherent again and punched me in the shoulder.

What the gently caress was going on? I stood up and tossed the pizza just behind him so he would have to turn around and then I just got the gently caress out of there.

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Good soup! posted:

early earthbound boss fight

lobster shirt posted:

yeah this is what they took from us, now tifa looks like this

Bicyclops posted:

I did some swapping at first but I've been mostly doing Tifa/Barret for a bit now. I find trying to block in the non-boss combats annoying so Red sits on the bench and Aerith takes too long to build up her ATB.

Snow Cone Capone posted:

all I know about stellar blade is that I saw Kotaku let some guy write an entire article about why the cleavage/miniskirt outfits for the main character are sexier than the fully-naked outfit and lol

pentyne posted:

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

shakespeare would have loving loved nier

Cranappleberry posted:

shakesnier

Fluffdaddy posted:

lobster shirt posted:

barrett would not be allowed to post in current day cspam because

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CelticPredator posted:

This year is the most Ive gamed since 2003. Im actually having fun and playing cool things

hi fi rush is loving awesome as poo poo. It’s like it was made for me. The humor and style is amazing. I love the stupid jokes.

I was trying to find this room and went through a door and hit a dead end. Back tracked for a minute and saw duel tickers going by with one saying “who ever is hacking please stop ill lose my job” and the other one said “if you’ve been playing this long you’ll know that the door to chamber 3 is behind you”

And sure enough lol.

And then at the end of one of the levels there was a sign that said CONGRAT.