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Stagger_Lee
Mar 25, 2009
historically when people name women's professional sports teams they are at a high risk of sounding like varieties of deodorant.

I guess I'd be okay if every pro sports franchise just told me the color of socks they planned on wearing.

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Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
The PWHL launched so fast (and with very cringe names in the planning stage) that they just ended up going by their city name and... honestly I wonder if they'd just stick to that.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I still miss Washington Football Team

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I’d be fine if formal branded team names were dropped and nicknames went back to emerging and evolving organically, like the early years of baseball.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

General Dog posted:

I’d be fine if formal branded team names were dropped and nicknames went back to emerging and evolving organically, like the early years of baseball.

It should work like many college names: A student who has read too much Grantland Rice going crazy in describing them.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



They should change names to entice the youth of today (millennials discovering kids trends on tiktok years after the fact)

The Rizz
The Cap
The Drip
The Bussin

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

General Dog posted:

I’d be fine if formal branded team names were dropped and nicknames went back to emerging and evolving organically, like the early years of baseball.

We couldn't even have the $5 Bits of Broken Chair trophy between Minnesota and Nebraska. Everything has to be corporate and branded!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

They should change names to entice the youth of today (millennials discovering kids trends on tiktok years after the fact)

The Rizz
The Cap
The Drip
The Bussin

The Toronto BBL Drizzy

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

General Dog posted:

I’d be fine if formal branded team names were dropped and nicknames went back to emerging and evolving organically, like the early years of baseball.

Thats whats being discussed. The 2024 version of the knickerbockers is Baby Gronk Rizz

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Dango Bango posted:

Everything has to be corporate and branded!

That's hardly new though. Oxford established it's brand 600 years ago: dark blue.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

C. Everett Koop posted:

Call them the Utah Jizz

Ladies and gentlemen, YOUR Utah Soakers!

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, YOUR Utah Soakers!

I thought we decided it was Salt Lake City Soakers in this case.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The Super Soakers

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

General Dog posted:

The Super Soakers

“Salt Lake City SUPER SOAKERS” works with this: https://youtu.be/naB5_32y1UQ?si=d5WqR1bsounOCx9T

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Dr_Strangelove posted:

“Salt Lake City SUPER SOAKERS” works with this: https://youtu.be/naB5_32y1UQ?si=d5WqR1bsounOCx9T

Also works with the TMNT theme.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

harperdc posted:

I thought we decided it was Salt Lake City Soakers in this case.
Yeah but Salt Lake City isn't where the soakers are in Utah :pedant:

Actually one of the first things I learned after moving to SLC in 2018 is that it's only about 30% Mormon now. That and what the winter "fog" really is.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Crazy Ted posted:

Yeah but Salt Lake City isn't where the soakers are in Utah :pedant:

Actually one of the first things I learned after moving to SLC in 2018 is that it's only about 30% Mormon now. That and what the winter "fog" really is.

Good ol' inversion

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Dango Bango posted:

Good ol' inversion
The great thing about living in that valley is the view of the mountains seemingly on all sides. Not being able to see them for half the winter? Not as good.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Crazy Ted posted:

The great thing about living in that valley is the view of the mountains seemingly on all sides. Not being able to see them for half the winter? Not as good.

Just wait until the lake dries up and everyone chokes to death on toxic dust.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

ChickenMedium posted:

Just wait until the lake dries up and everyone chokes to death on toxic dust.
Thankfully the snowfall from the last two winters - the 22/23 mountain snowfall was the most in recorded history - has actually caused the reservoir and lake levels to go up, including the Great Salt Lake.

It felt like I brought the planet's worst loving drought with me when I moved here in 2018, but the last two winters are expected to bring the Great Salt Lake up to its highest level in 5+ years in time for summer.

I knew next to nothing about Utah before I moved here as a remote work with my wife for her new, and weird, teaching job where she gets to write her own custom curriculum - there was Salt Lake City, Provo, mountains, and some national parks. Coming from a place where water has never been an issue, I had no idea the lakes here were in that bad a shape.

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 23:12 on May 12, 2024

Chieves
Sep 20, 2010

Crazy Ted posted:


I knew next to nothing about Utah before I moved here as a remote work with my wife for her new, and weird, teaching job where she gets to write her own custom curriculum - there was Salt Lake City, Provo, mountains, and some national parks. Coming from a place where water has never been an issue, I had no idea the lakes here were in that bad a shape.

I think this is most people, plus Park Cities for being where rich folks go skiing in order to even avoid looking at a brown person.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


E: oh dammit wrong thread

DJExile fucked around with this message at 19:37 on May 13, 2024

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Crazy Ted posted:

Thankfully the snowfall from the last two winters - the 22/23 mountain snowfall was the most in recorded history - has actually caused the reservoir and lake levels to go up, including the Great Salt Lake.

It felt like I brought the planet's worst loving drought with me when I moved here in 2018, but the last two winters are expected to bring the Great Salt Lake up to its highest level in 5+ years in time for summer.

I knew next to nothing about Utah before I moved here as a remote work with my wife for her new, and weird, teaching job where she gets to write her own custom curriculum - there was Salt Lake City, Provo, mountains, and some national parks. Coming from a place where water has never been an issue, I had no idea the lakes here were in that bad a shape.

I'm going to Logan, Utah next week for some stupid corporate growth summit/workshop and can't say I'm looking forward to it. Is there anything I should do while visiting?

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I'm going to Logan, Utah next week for some stupid corporate growth summit/workshop and can't say I'm looking forward to it. Is there anything I should do while visiting?

i just got back from there. Crown Burger was great. i didn’t have time to get a Dirty Soda or some Navajo Tacos, but those were also on my list. the mountains were very pretty

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Is dirty soda a Mormon thing or something? Like how they do super saturated sugar solutions as drinks?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
lmao I only know of one kind of dirty soda....

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


It’s a soda with cream, syrups, or similar splashed in. Blew up on Tiktok last year apparently.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

smh white people gentrifying dirty soda.

This is bullshit, they took woke from us and now dirty soda.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Dexo posted:

smh white people gentrifying dirty soda.

This is bullshit, they took woke from us and now dirty soda.

Its been a Utah thing since like 2010 when the mormon church actually said "Yeah caffeine in cold drinks is fine, hot drinks no" and then a bunch of chains started selling em. They got really popular the last year or w/e from tiktok. While lean is definitely older I think the mormons might have Dirty Sprite beat.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Lockback posted:

Its been a Utah thing since like 2010 when the mormon church actually said "Yeah caffeine in cold drinks is fine, hot drinks no" and then a bunch of chains started selling em. They got really popular the last year or w/e from tiktok. While lean is definitely older I think the mormons might have Dirty Sprite beat.

People have been drinking Codeine/Promethazine in soda since like the 80s and 90s lmao.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son




An example of the type: Swig Creamery’s Life’s a Peach: Dr. Pepper, peach juice, half-and-half.

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Lockback posted:

Its been a Utah thing since like 2010 when the mormon church actually said "Yeah caffeine in cold drinks is fine, hot drinks no" and then a bunch of chains started selling em. They got really popular the last year or w/e from tiktok. While lean is definitely older I think the mormons might have Dirty Sprite beat.

The conspiracy theory I heard for the sudden turnaround on caffeine in cold drinks suddenly being OK is that a Mormon became CEO of PepsiCo. :tinfoil: No idea if this is true or not - I had plenty of Mormon friends as a kid but they never shared anything about their religion and the change happened after they all went off to college and basically cut the non-Mormon world off altogether.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
I've always heard of the Fortified Soda thing referred to as Brigham's Brew. But that may be a specific varietal.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

i just got back from there. Crown Burger was great. i didn’t have time to get a Dirty Soda or some Navajo Tacos, but those were also on my list. the mountains were very pretty
Having come from cattle & beef & dairy country....goddamn do I love me some Crown Burger. Also about three months ago I randomly found the one Dairy Queen in Salt Lake City and I basically did a Rockford Turn across four lanes of traffic to get a Blizzard.

The thing I heard about caffeine announcement & "dirty" sodas after moving here was that it was due to extra-weird Mormons basically telling people they would go to hell if they drank so much as a Diet Coke, which is hilarious because I'm pretty sure it's drank like tap water here.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

projecthalaxy posted:



An example of the type: Swig Creamery’s Life’s a Peach: Dr. Pepper, peach juice, half-and-half.

This sounds so loving good

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Crazy Ted posted:

Having come from cattle & beef & dairy country....goddamn do I love me some Crown Burger. Also about three months ago I randomly found the one Dairy Queen in Salt Lake City and I basically did a Rockford Turn across four lanes of traffic to get a Blizzard.

The thing I heard about caffeine announcement & "dirty" sodas after moving here was that it was due to extra-weird Mormons basically telling people they would go to hell if they drank so much as a Diet Coke, which is hilarious because I'm pretty sure it's drank like tap water here.

You are correct, Diet Coke is ordered all the time in UT.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I'm going to Logan, Utah next week for some stupid corporate growth summit/workshop and can't say I'm looking forward to it. Is there anything I should do while visiting?

Man they really stuck you in one of the worst places possible as far as getting to see the must-see stuff in Utah and you're too close to the dreaded Idaho.

Arches/Zion/Bryce are amazing amazing amazing but on the other side of the state. I dunno take an extra day and go to Yellowstone.

If Evermore was still open I'd go for the irony poisoning reasons.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Rick posted:

Man they really stuck you in one of the worst places possible as far as getting to see the must-see stuff in Utah and you're too close to the dreaded Idaho.

Arches/Zion/Bryce are amazing amazing amazing but on the other side of the state. I dunno take an extra day and go to Yellowstone.

If Evermore was still open I'd go for the irony poisoning reasons.
One thing I've learned here is that mountains never stop being really pretty if you didn't grow up near them and/or take them for granted. However, Idaho & Wyoming are pretty much flat, depressing, and really loving windy if you're on the Interstate.

Driving I-80 through Wyoming was, I think, the first time I've been seriously scared for long stretches of time driving through something other than heavy & aggressive traffic. I can't remember where, but there are places on I-80 in Wyoming where they have electronic signs telling you what the current crosswind speeds are because they're frequently over 55 MPH. Driving through that with a Speed Limit of 80? gently caress that.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Crazy Ted posted:

One thing I've learned here is that mountains never stop being really pretty if you didn't grow up near them and/or take them for granted. However, Idaho & Wyoming are pretty much flat, depressing, and really loving windy if you're on the Interstate.

Driving I-80 through Wyoming was, I think, the first time I've been seriously scared for long stretches of time driving through something other than heavy & aggressive traffic. I can't remember where, but there are places on I-80 in Wyoming where they have electronic signs telling you what the current crosswind speeds are because they're frequently over 55 MPH. Driving through that with a Speed Limit of 80? gently caress that.

I remember going to Jackson Hole for a wedding and flying in late at night. Basically just checked in and went to bed. The next morning when I woke up, stepped outside, and saw all the mountains I was floored.

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Dexo posted:

People have been drinking Codeine/Promethazine in soda since like the 80s and 90s lmao.

i never knew this as called a dirty soda but the college I went to handed out quarts of codeine like candy. i'd like to try to combine the two. that Dr. Pepper with peach and cream looks delicious. i don't think I can trust myself to acquire codeine now that I have money though

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