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Time_pants posted:You know what I want to see? Put Elon Musk in charge of rebuilding the bridge. It’ll kill everyone that crosses it but because it uses High Tech it’ll be totally epic so people will suck its dick
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smoobles posted:what is the difference between a sex arse and a lust bum, before I place my order A lust bum is an inferior Welsh brand of sex arse that squeaks like a dog toy when you hump it.
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Time_pants posted:You know what I want to see? Put Elon Musk in charge of rebuilding the bridge. 6 other bridges across the country will have issues, and musk will be praised for promising to replace the key bridge with 2 teleporters by next year
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May 14, 2024 08:02
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Sex arses are better but lust bums aren’t stuck on a ship in the Chesapeake Bay for the foreseeable future, so really it depends on how soon you need it
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Another key difference is that lust bums are technically biscuits in the UK so they don't have sales tax applied
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followup question, do we think the cargo ship has any of these on it? it may explain why the men are reluctant to disembark, and could even explain why the crash occured in the first place.
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May 14, 2024 16:18
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Oh say does that tit mouth sex arse yet shake
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smoobles posted:followup question, do we think the cargo ship has any of these on it? That thing was really exciting to watch in ZOTT
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Who lives on a shipwreck outside of DC?HugeGrossBurrito posted:tit mouth sex arse
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May 14, 2024 16:59
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Baltimo'res key bridge has been blown the gently caress up
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when you steer right a smidge, and your ship hits a bridge that's baltimor-ay
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I have it on good authority that there is a dracula on the baltimore key bridge at this moment, currently stuck as draculas cannot cross moving water; it is not known how he got there at this time
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Who lives on a shipwreck outside of DC? HugeGrossBurrito posted:tit mouth sex arse
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smoobles posted:what is the difference between a sex arse and a lust bum, before I place my order It's a regional dialect.
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https://twitter.com/KHOU/status/1790795636217917600 Bridge in Galveston hit, but no total collapse.
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dumbass bridge can't even collapse properly and instead of sex arses the boat is spilling oil everywhere. way to go texas. loving idiots
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R.L. Stine posted:dumbass bridge can't even collapse properly and instead of sex arses the boat is spilling oil everywhere. way to go texas. loving idiots TEXAS does things BIG
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Stupid Texailures why can’t you be more like the Galveston that got wiped off the face of the Earth
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smoobles posted:followup question, do we think the cargo ship has any of these on it? My eyes are up.,. Wait
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smoobles posted:what is the difference between a sex arse and a lust bum, before I place my order You make love to a lust bum, a sex arse is for fuckin
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Preliminary NTSB report dropped today. https://www.ntsb.gov/investigations/Documents/DCA24MM031_PreliminaryReport%203.pdf Basically some electrical breakers tripped (cause unknown so far), causing a power outage which took out the cooling pumps for the engines, causing them to shut down, and also took out the steering pumps that control the rudder. Backup generator came on after a minute, but on backup power control of the rudder is slow, and also the rudder is less effective with the screw not turning. Electrical power is restored 1-2 minutes later, the ship drops emergency anchor, calls for the tugs to come back and assist, starts announcing the emergency to everyone in range, and makes some attempts at steering. Then the breaker trips again, turning everything back off. Power is restored again a few seconds before the ship hits the bridge. This all happens over a span of about four minutes. withak fucked around with this message at 18:25 on May 18, 2024 |
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The engine was lousy with used lust bums and just plum tuckered out- ntsb
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Too many sex arses plugged into one daisy-chained string of power strips in crew quarters.
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The Preliminary report doesn't specifically mention the critical role sex asses played in the tragic accident but when you look through it, it's pretty easy to read between the lines.
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withak posted:Too many sex arses plugged into one daisy-chained string of power strips in crew quarters. lmao
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withak posted:Too many sex arses plugged into one daisy-chained string of power strips in crew quarters. I mean it works until it doesn't
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withak posted:Too many sex arses plugged into one daisy-chained string of power strips in crew quarters. Those weren't hooked up to draw power. The crew's rhythmic thrusting was the only thing powering the steering pumps.
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big mess of sex arses in the hold, see, they get nervous in choppy water and start shifting around. bunch of em run over to one side in a panic and that causes a list, and the others panic and run over to the other side, and pretty soon you got yourself a ship rocking back and forth and nobody can calm them sex arses down. lust bums are more docile, they don't give a drat
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The ship was loaded with sex arses but not equipped to lay pipe. A tragic mishap.
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you’d think they could arrange a ring of protective lust bums around the hull to bounce off any pesky bridges out there
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The Dali's been refloated and is currently being moved to a berth in the port
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withak posted:Preliminary NTSB report dropped today. this doesn't sound a lot like smart engineering with redundant failover circuits for critical services &c. is that really state of the art for shipping, or is this a particularly poo poo example? where one circuit breaker tripping takes out all propulsion and steering?
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goatface posted:Those weren't hooked up to draw power. The crew's rhythmic thrusting was the only thing powering the steering pumps.  it was steered like a viking shipa dude down below was pounding a drum and yelling STROKE
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Dali container ship refloated, moved to marine terminal Looks like the crew will finally get to disembark.
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Got a notification that my sex arse shipping just got updated!! It arrives Wed!!!
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Haystack posted:Dali container ship refloated, moved to marine terminal They’ll potentially be allowed onshore in small escorted groups but they wouldn’t be going anywhere until any criminal liability is sorted out. They have been however given temporary phones to pay bills and stay in touch with family and there’s talk of getting local cricket teams to play some exhibition matches for them and bring them to some baseball games and other stuff for human interaction. Crew will also be provided with a limited edition Martin OMalley sex rear end
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It's about time "brandon" did something about this.
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berth ell port
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baltimore marine terminal has collapsed.
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