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Mostly it's because Jair was almost stabbed to death some years ago, leaving him with a permanently hosed up digestive system that leads to regular blockages, that are then drained via a nasally inserted g-tube. This is compounded by the fact that he doesn't follow his doctor's advice on diet or indeed, chewing. 
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Note to self: try not to be stabbed
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Professor Beetus posted:Note to self: try not to be stabbed I advise not inquiring about the future plans of any knife wielders in your vicinity
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Professor Beetus posted:Note to self: try not to be stabbed This video has some good pointers.
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Professor Beetus posted:Note to self: try not to be stabbed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsGcg1icSyA "pardon me sir, do you have a cigarette?"
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https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1788877115296710910 This is actually in the French constitution
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Since the revolution, Le Droit de Seigneur is now the privilege of the president. Godspeed, leatherdick.
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Have more kids! *married a woman 25 years older than him and never had kids*
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Surely Jupiter of all gods is permitted to say do as I teach, not as I do
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1788877115296710910 I don't think I've ever been happier that the picture and Twitter headline don't jive with the actual article.
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https://twitter.com/BenjAlvarez1/status/1788951063808135550 Oh thanks for explaining the visual aid there Mr Ambassador, wouldn't have put that together myself
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Heck Yes! Loam! posted:Already gone Hopefully it was fake then. It was a screenshot of some article (Guardian??) comparing Drake/Kendrick Lamar to I/P.
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The lesson is always post an image and/or a link to the article to spare people from having to visit Elon's House of Nazis
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Nonsense posted:Hopefully it was fake then. It was a screenshot of some article (Guardian??) comparing Drake/Kendrick Lamar to I/P. If only https://jweekly.com/2024/05/09/drake-lost-the-great-rap-war-of-2024-and-so-did-jews/
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duz posted:If only this poo poo is like candy to my stupid Internet brain quote:Is it even kosher for me, a white Jew, to write this piece about a competition between two Black artists operating in a historically Black cultural space?
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I had no idea it was possible you could recontextualize the whole thing to make drake look worse but by god, i should have had faith
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Out of curiosity, if you've been pepper sprayed, would pouring milk all over your face and eyes work better than water for taking away the sting?
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Fat in milk alleviates the pain, water or saline solution washes out the irritant.
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Isn't capsaicin an oil? Making it hard to wash off with just water. Oils and fats work better to dissolve it. Which is exactly why mankind invented soap!
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Mokotow posted:Fat [...] alleviates the pain
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cat botherer posted:fat… relieves the pain Idk, that cop was plenty fat and he looked like he was hurtin’
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Clarste posted:Isn't capsaicin an oil? Making it hard to wash off with just water. Oils and fats work better to dissolve it. Which is exactly why mankind invented soap! Per wiki: “capsaicin is a hydrophobic, colorless, highly pungent (i.e., spicy) crystalline solid” There’s a reason paramedics flush with water instead of milk
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So dump isopropyl or methyl alcohol into the eyes if I’ve been pepper-sprayed, okay got it thanks thread. See you after the next encampment bust!!
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I've heard liquid antacids diluted with water also works.
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There's no "undo" for pepper spray. Sympathetic friend that stays in conversation with you for two hours makes it less awful, but it's like a tattoo. Wash it off soon as you can. Shower with dawn dish soap. You will feel like you're getting pepper sprayed all over again, as you wash. Honestly it was kinda fun. Vermin gave me a hit from his pipe when I was still blinded, but then he hit the same bowl and coughed something fierce a good long while. When you see it coming, close your eyes fast. Don't open them until after the Dawn shower.
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Jesus Christ you just flush out your eyes with water people. Citation: have been pepper sprayed as part of training
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I mean, sometimes it's a super soaker, one pig at the tip of a phalanx.
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Lotta people don’t like it but piss is really good for deactivating the capsaicin in pepper spray
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madmatt112 posted:So dump isopropyl or methyl alcohol into the eyes if I’ve been pepper-sprayed, okay got it thanks thread. See you after the next encampment bust!! https://youtu.be/_83MEuLoz9Y
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sugar free jazz posted:Lotta people don’t like it but piss is really good for deactivating the capsaicin in pepper spray
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