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fondue
Jul 14, 2002


:lol:

The polls are so bad ...


They shopped out pmurt's nussie!

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

GoonGPT posted:

Courtroom sketch artists

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

steinrokkan posted:

Trump will spend the whole debate complaining that it's too cold / too hot and the media will praise him for his spirited performance

Spirited alright because I hope he's a loving ghost by then.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Squiggle posted:

They should debate to a cameraless room and the outcome summarized by newspaper reporters

It’s more than what we got when it was Trump and Putin in a cameraless room…

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

It’s more than what we got when it was Trump and Putin in a cameraless room…

oh you mean when they decided to pull out of NATO and invade Ukraine together before an election

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

DarkHorse posted:

Is real-time fact checking part of the debate? It really should be, just because a lot of what Turnp says can be dismissed with a "lol no"

Real time fact checking would be an incredible feat that 99.9% of politicians would poo poo themselves over. It’d work on shaming some democrats but the GOP has adopted “double down and never apologize” as their modus operandi, so they’d just take the time allotted for clarification/response to the fact to bitch out everyone in the studio for “lying” or being part of a liberal conspiracy or jewish or whatever.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

wheatpuppy posted:

These men are clearly about to break into song, but they are stalling until the final member of the barbershop quartet makes it onstage.

Old reply to the image but since when was Hanson a quartet?

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

MrQwerty posted:

oh you mean when they decided to pull out of NATO and invade Ukraine together before an election

Only registered members can see post attachments!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Oddly enough, there doesn't seem to be a court room sketch of Joe Biden. Can that be right?

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


MrQwerty posted:

nathen's

is pretty funny tho



Sorry to butcher the video, I can't do animations

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

love thy likpa




fondue posted:

:lol:

The polls are so bad ...

They shopped out pmurt's nussie!

It's like the found an old tube of 1980's flesh colored caulk and just filled it right in. No more leaks on that sucker.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Gimme those polls gently caress my poo poo up

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


You're already going to be miserable over them Hollis, just think about the polar ice caps or Darfur or something and get right to it

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Oh wow denying health care hmmmmm how dare they do that to someone who attempted to deny healthcare for others

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Oh wow denying health care hmmmmm how dare they do that to someone who attempted to deny healthcare for others



She was no angel

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I would have an infinite more amount of empathy for the people who are like "This is so hard and unpleasant" if it made them, at any point, turn around and go ".. so maybe it shouldn't be happening to anyone" instead of being whiny little snowflakes who think they deserve kid gloves but everyone ELSE is an evil bad person who should suffer.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Onkel Hedwig posted:



Sorry to butcher the video, I can't do animations

no ring

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Oh wow denying health care hmmmmm how dare they do that to someone who attempted to deny healthcare for others



drat seems like being denied healthcare is pretty brutal

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

I'm sorry, all I have access to is "paint".

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
Cold weather doesn't cause pneumonia. That's a dumb superstition from hundreds of years ago back before bacteria was discovered.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



quote:


For the past several weeks, witnesses in Donald Trump’s hush money trial have evoked a chapter of his past when the adult entertainment industry helped him brandish an image as a Manhattan playboy. If some of the former president’s allies get their way, a second Trump term would put that industry on the ropes – and potentially its actors and producers behind bars.

A movement to rein in online pornography is rapidly intensifying, fueled by conservative outrage and growing unease over the accessibility of sexual content online, especially for children. In dozens of states, the porn industry is on the defense and facing new threats to its existence after decades of expansion in the internet era.

Now, those cheering on the effort are preparing to take the push national, putting porn producers as well as teachers, librarians and tech companies on notice – and they increasingly view Trump as a potential linchpin in the coming fight.

The push is being organized by the Heritage Foundation, whose Project 2025 leader Johnny McEntee appeared on a podcast earlier this month to vow that banning online porn would be a priority in a second Trump term.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Then why am I loling so hard?

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
handmaids tale becoming some zombie survival guide poo poo

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Onkel Hedwig posted:

Sorry to butcher the video, I can't do animations

That's alright, I can

Right click -> Show controls -> Sound
https://i.imgur.com/SgSlKrb.mp4

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I'm like PKMN Trainer Red, but I only like the weiner gif

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I really genuinely can't imagine anything more futile than a fight against pornography. Like at least when you tried banning alcohol it was something that required actual effort to make and distribute. People will figure out how to distribute porn on the internet and you can't stop them, and trying to will just make them do it more. (And, because the internet is assholes, will also make people find ways to put it in otherwise kid-friendly areas more too.)

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Barometer posted:

I'm sorry, all I have access to is "paint".



Toilet - Gilded
Judge - Unfair
Election - Rigged
Depends - Shidded

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 21:48 on May 15, 2024

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


lmao

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


gently caress you and Total Wine

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

The Trone Bone

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





lmao what the gently caress. (watch til end don't skip to it though..)

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1790538562301034984

edit: maybe you can go until the last 5-6 seconds if you don't want to listen to all the babble

Strong Sauce fucked around with this message at 21:58 on May 15, 2024

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



Kaijiu are real...

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Strong Sauce posted:

lmao what the gently caress. (watch til end don't skip to it though..)

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1790538562301034984

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Data Graham posted:

Maybe not "modern debates" but "debates with Trump". Because this phenomenon seems pretty tightly coupled with the "X% of the population is ride-or-die for Trump and will vote for him literally no matter what he says or does" one

Only question is whether we'll go back to the world of people actually caring about things like policy and accomplishments once ~all this~ is finally over. Or if Trump has broken us forever

Republican voters have never cared about policy or accomplishments

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Strong Sauce posted:

lmao what the gently caress. (watch til end don't skip to it though..)

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1790538562301034984

this is so awkward lol

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Strong Sauce posted:

lmao what the gently caress. (watch til end don't skip to it though..)

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1790538562301034984

I did in fact laugh out loud, meets all expectations

Vivek I swear to God if you don't iron your collar

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
i'm too distracted by far left's missing patch of lip beard

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

ImpAtom posted:

I really genuinely can't imagine anything more futile than a fight against pornography. Like at least when you tried banning alcohol it was something that required actual effort to make and distribute. People will figure out how to distribute porn on the internet and you can't stop them, and trying to will just make them do it more. (And, because the internet is assholes, will also make people find ways to put it in otherwise kid-friendly areas more too.)

It would be easier than you think. Several states have banned it already and nary a peep from anybody.

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Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
I’ve seen better car dealership commercial acting where it was clear the brother had sex with his co-owner and brothers wife.

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