Beve Stuscemi posted:

lmao at the thought of some dude with “HOA dog poo poo DNA tester” on his resume

Beve Stuscemi posted:

lmao at the thought of some dude with “HOA dog poo poo DNA tester” on his resume

Chris Knight posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/0xgaut/status/1790577078250696917

Jonny 290 posted:

im 95% convinced the dna dog poo poo testing stuff is just pure grift and they just make up the results

Beve Stuscemi posted:

lmao at the thought of some dude with “HOA dog poo poo DNA tester” on his resume

haveblue posted:

it's lol and smh and all but preventing people from getting close enough to the camera to occupy its entire field of view is probably the correct solution here and will eliminate most of the trolling opportunities

they did one of these about a decade ago and I don't remember it being trolled this hard

Jonny 290 posted:

comedy concept: a bunch of the pit bull breeders post up in an apartment complex and they can't ID the poops b/c they're all so inbred. everybody wins

Chris Knight posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/0xgaut/status/1790577078250696917

Jonny 290 posted:

comedy concept: a bunch of the pit bull breeders post up in an apartment complex and they can't ID the poops b/c they're all so inbred. everybody wins

Beve Stuscemi posted:

just take a poo poo in the grass. one of the HOA dorks will have to clean it and it won’t match any dogs

infernal machines posted:

what's the context here, i don't have an x dot com account so i can't see anything but the ring

Chris Knight posted:

https://amp.theguardian.com/artanddesign/article/2024/may/14/dublin-video-portal-to-new-york-shuts-temporarily-due-to-unruly-behaviour

Authorities in Dublin are to temporarily shut down the live video portal with New York because of unruly behaviour.

The city council said in a statement on Tuesday it would switch off the interactive webcam at 10pm Irish time while technicians try to tweak – or censor – a project that has brought delight and notoriety.

“The team behind the Portal art sculpture … has been investigating possible technical solutions to inappropriate behaviour by a small minority of people,” the statement said.

“Dublin city council had hoped to have a solution in place today, but unfortunately the preferred solution, which would have involved blurring, was not satisfactory.”

The Portals.org team was investigating other options, said the council. “As a result the Portal will be switched off at 10pm tonight and the team at Portals.org have told us they expect it will be switched back on later this week.”

The art installation has become a global phenomenon and source of controversy since launching on 8 May. Some people on the Irish side have thrown eggs, flashed body parts and displayed images of swastikas and the twin towers burning on 9/11, prompting the New York Post to dub it the “portal to hell”.

Designed by a Lithuanian artist, Benediktas Gylys, each structure has a screen with a diameter of 2.4 metres (8ft) and weighing 3.5 tonnes. The New York portal is at the junction of Broadway, Fifth Avenue and 23rd Street. Its counterpart in Ireland’s capital is at the corner of North Earl Street and O’Connell Street in the heart of the city.

“It is important to note that the overwhelming majority of people interacting with the Dublin Portal have behaved appropriately,” said the council statement.

That is accurate – most people simply wave and smile at people on the New York side. Some also dance, mime and hold up jokey signs in the sort of fleeting, playful interactions envisaged by authorities when they launched the project as a “bridge to a united planet”.

However those who have mooned, hurled objects or shown provocative images have become viral sensations. The council did not elaborate on its efforts to blur imagery.

“Not even a week in and Dubliners have truly embarrassed us around the world,” Amy Donohoe lamented in an Irish Independent column. “Anyone who goes and stands in front of the portal is representing our little country, but if we’re showing off a drunken culture and being offensive, it could potentially affect tourism in Ireland in the long run. People may not want to come here if this is what they’re seeing.”

Chris Knight posted:

“Not even a week in and Dubliners have truly embarrassed us around the world,” Amy Donohoe lamented in an Irish Independent column. “Anyone who goes and stands in front of the portal is representing our little country, but if we’re showing off a drunken culture and being offensive, it could potentially affect tourism in Ireland in the long run. People may not want to come here if this is what they’re seeing.”

infernal machines posted:

lol.

unruly dubliners. my gosh

Sagebrush posted:

People will start to think that the Irish are a bunch of drunks!

rotor posted:

i'm having a hard time believing that Dubliners were really the only ones doin a transatlantic pressed ham here. I mean its fuckin New Yorkers on teh other end, who are you fooling here

NinetySevenA posted:

there is a video of a woman on the ny side of the portal pulling her shirt up in front of the camera.

Kenny Logins posted:

she is a person who makes her nut from people looking at her insta and onlyfans.

Alan Smithee posted:

infernal machines posted:

nice try young man, but it's mechanical turks all the way down

Kenny Logins posted:

psyop. psyop. none of you are free from sin

Inceltown posted:

Beve Stuscemi posted:

just take a poo poo in the grass. one of the HOA dorks will have to clean it and it won’t match any dogs

Alan Smithee posted:

Internet Old One posted:

You could roll potting soil between your fingers and it looks like poo poo. It seems stupid now but in my 20s getting drunk with my roommates making fake dog turds to leave all over is some poo poo that could have happened.

What happens when you test 75 dog turds and they're all fake?

Biggest dog turd sin: My exgirlfriend brought home a puppy even though we couldn't have one. I drove it away from our apartment complex every morning and had it poo poo, one day it poo poo out a solid bolus of worms all wiggling this way and that all creepy slo-mo like living spaghetti on valium.

I normally bagged this stuff up and tossed it in the trash but I was so unnerved I went to my car and collected everything I thought might hurt this unholy spaghetti monster, which amounted to half a bottle of tree tree oil and some flammable liquid, I set it on fire and it reacted like the gross chronenberg monster that it is and I drove away without looking back.

When my ex realized she couldn't take it out in front of the neighbors and it was going to be a lot of work driving it around to poo poo until I found us a place that would let us have it, she sulked and pouted and whined that it was too hard and she didn't want it anymore.

But anyhow sorry random tractor supply employee who had to deal with my flaming assworms.

Internet Old One posted:

You could roll potting soil between your fingers and it looks like poo poo. It seems stupid now but in my 20s getting drunk with my roommates making fake dog turds to leave all over is some poo poo that could have happened.

What happens when you test 75 dog turds and they're all fake?

Biggest dog turd sin: My exgirlfriend brought home a puppy even though we couldn't have one. I drove it away from our apartment complex every morning and had it poo poo, one day it poo poo out a solid bolus of worms all wiggling this way and that all creepy slo-mo like living spaghetti on valium.

I normally bagged this stuff up and tossed it in the trash but I was so unnerved I went to my car and collected everything I thought might hurt this unholy spaghetti monster, which amounted to half a bottle of tree tree oil and some flammable liquid, I set it on fire and it reacted like the gross chronenberg monster that it is and I drove away without looking back.

When my ex realized she couldn't take it out in front of the neighbors and it was going to be a lot of work driving it around to poo poo until I found us a place that would let us have it, she sulked and pouted and whined that it was too hard and she didn't want it anymore.

But anyhow sorry random tractor supply employee who had to deal with my flaming assworms.