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MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006

love them sausage arms

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Mods would have given Jasmine a sixer for that phrase

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



Wait is this happening right now?

South
Apr 9, 2001

I am the highest paid lifeguard in the world. Love me.

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

Wait is this happening right now?

I think so. They delayed the meeting so the chuds could get back from Trumps trial.

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



South posted:

I think so. They delayed the meeting so the chuds could get back from Trumps trial.

I found the C-SPAN livestream and logged into my dad's cable tv account and it immediately loaded a livestream of Katie Britt talking in her weird voice :barf:

I don't see the Oversight committee on any of these channels though

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
lol
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1791289049598349604

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.






What a giant piece of poo poo. Both Abbott and the rear end in a top hat murderer he pardoned.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Toxic Mental posted:

MTG 100% has a burner smartphone where she posts on patriots.win

I bet CharlestheHammer knows what her username is.

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



Found it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naaFmY7mIjw

Links to the different committes here: https://www.congress.gov/committees/video

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


this is bonkers even for it being a cult

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

The magazine or the human concept in which we all live our lives by?

Most assuredly "the president of big ball chunky Time".
Don't worry though, I hear there are some bandits who will help you find the map.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


No that's not sleep, that's just prayer, prayer from all the praise I'm giving god!
Uhuh, yes and you call it prayer despite the fact you obviously snored?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

I know that NOTHING MATTERS, but voters are so checked out I actually think that if he is convicted a constant drum beat of "convicted felon and rapist" is going to take some kind of toll, especially since he has limited options to respond, especially on down ballots.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 04:04 on May 17, 2024

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

lol holy hell it's been one vote and i'm already dumber. Gosar is an absolute clown

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





idiotsavant posted:

Gosar is an absolute clown

Yes. That rear end in a top hat is my rep and this district is so gerrymandered that he will never lose that seat.

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000
Like I remember seeing this poo poo when the Tea Party was in charge of congress way back in the aughts & during Obama's term - just absolute dumbfucks who don't know basic parliamentary procedure from their own rear end doing whatever stupid poo poo they make up on the spot, a complete farce

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



idiotsavant posted:

lol holy hell it's been one vote and i'm already dumber. Gosar is an absolute clown

I cannot loving believe how much time they waste voting one by one like it's still loving 1776. UNTIL the last vote, then they fly through it, but still one by one. And the totals are the same each time anyway.

edit jk i can completely believe it

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Wii Spawn Camper posted:

I cannot loving believe how much time they waste voting one by one like it's still loving 1776. UNTIL the last vote, then they fly through it, but still one by one. And the totals are the same each time anyway.

edit jk i can completely believe it

i didn't realize our reps were hourly

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000
lmao hot mic "this has to be delivered to my office I'm titling it 'Boebert Off Broadway''"

pretty sure it was AOC or another Dem

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

I cannot loving believe how much time they waste voting one by one like it's still loving 1776. UNTIL the last vote, then they fly through it, but still one by one. And the totals are the same each time anyway.

edit jk i can completely believe it

They're doing it because Gosar is being an rear end in a top hat and sounds like didnt allow Dems to offer any amendments, so Dems are being petty and forcing recorded votes on everything - Gosar tried to bully his way through a voice vote and Raskin immediately shut it down.

idiotsavant fucked around with this message at 04:13 on May 17, 2024

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



you can see in the way she say it that she knows it's false, she's just trolling congress trying to get a rise out of anyone and defend her favorite wetboi. It's that Sartre quote about the anti-semite who doesn't need to be serious, who doesn't need to say things that make sense; and gets to cut off conversation when they're about to be cornered. The whole point is to degrade and impair any elevated thought, debate, or positive action.

MTG and HJB are the future of the GOP

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



idiotsavant posted:

lmao hot mic "this has to be delivered to my office I'm titling it 'Boebert Off Broadway''"

pretty sure it was AOC or another Dem

They're doing it because Gosar is being an rear end in a top hat and sounds like didnt allow Dems to offer any amendments, so Dems are being petty and forcing recorded votes on everything - Gosar tried to bully his way through a voice vote and Raskin immediately shut it down.

Yeah I get that, and that pettiness is probably why it's still possible to be done like this, either the role vote or voice. It's 2024, they could use Kahoot

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

kazil posted:



You will definitely want to watch this one
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1791279814663684297


u..uh whatnow?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

idiotsavant posted:

lmao hot mic "this has to be delivered to my office I'm titling it 'Boebert Off Broadway''"

It was apparently Boebert herself, her lack of shame is honestly kind of breathtaking but given she is an idiot with no education or professional skills it's probably worth leaning into this and hoping you can get on the payroll of some insane rightwing billionaire funded feverdream like TurningPoint or the Daily Wire with your antics instead of crossing your fingers and hoping to get hired as a Carl's Jr assistant manager based on your experience running a failed restaurant.

fondue
Jul 14, 2002


I went to bed last night and kept myself from visiting this thread and returned to find 25 pages of content and I have to say that ^^^ this post makes it worth it.

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
This feels like a watershed moment but I really hope it isn't...

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



poisonpill posted:

you can see in the way she say it that she knows it's false, she's just trolling congress trying to get a rise out of anyone and defend her favorite wetboi. It's that Sartre quote about the anti-semite who doesn't need to be serious, who doesn't need to say things that make sense; and gets to cut off conversation when they're about to be cornered. The whole point is to degrade and impair any elevated thought, debate, or positive action.

MTG and HJB are the future of the GOP

It's "I poo poo MY PANTS ON PURPOSE" made real.

I just realized that any edginess I may have intended is dead since it took but a second to remember that adult humans, presumably of independent mind, are leaning into adult-diaper cosplay for this monstrous dipshit

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Big Butt Skinner posted:

This feels like a watershed moment but I really hope it isn't...

Releasing people who explicitly set out to kill your political opposition; how could this be considered significant in the continuing degradation of our democracy??
:confused:

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

Big Butt Skinner posted:

This feels like a watershed moment but I really hope it isn't...

yeah wtf

if this guy does it again can he get pardoned ad infinitum?

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000
Kinda looking forward to see MTG get the censure + committee removal boot again if Dems retake the chamber. If they're smart they'll open up all the Gaetz sex trafficking investigations up, too

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Ali Alexander is capable of time travel because I am also capable of time travel and I was banging Lana Turner in 1950 and I hear a noise and I look up and I saw Ali Alexander in a closet watching us.

cptInsane0
Apr 11, 2007

...and a clown with no head
I can time travel too, but only forward and at the speed of regular time.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

cptInsane0 posted:

I can time travel too, but only forward and at the speed of regular time.

Everything moves through spacetime at the speed of light.

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



I am, as we speak, time traveling into the future, at a rate of 1440 minutes per day.

Edit: it looks like I was beaten, but that’s actually a result of the time travel

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

idiotsavant posted:

Like I remember seeing this poo poo when the Tea Party was in charge of congress way back in the aughts & during Obama's term - just absolute dumbfucks who don't know basic parliamentary procedure from their own rear end doing whatever stupid poo poo they make up on the spot, a complete farce

You think people give a drat about parliamentary procedure?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Grey Cat posted:

No that's not sleep, that's just prayer, prayer from all the praise I'm giving god!
Uhuh, yes and you call it prayer despite the fact you obviously snored?
...

"snore-men" it's a vatican ii expression.

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
look I may regret this post later but I really do think acting like total lunatics on a national stage like this is gonna cost them in the election. they're acting like the entire Republican base are total pisspigs for Donald Trump when the reality is a lot of them find him annoying and only vote for him because he's mean and they don't like the Democrats giving people "free stuff". they're exactly the sort of not-very-politically-engaged folks you really need to get to show up for you

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

You fail to recognize that the people who think this poo poo is bad enough to not vote for them have already left the party or won’t vote

They gained as many psychos as they lost moderates, maybe even more

They can act as insane as they want and it will not cost them anything because the more cruel and craven they act, the more their black mold brained base loves it

A sickening number of the GOP base think it would be just fine and dandy if they rounded up all democrats and executed them summarily

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
need I remind you that in 2022 it looked for a while like Boebert was gonna lose a Trump+30 district to a random dude who nobody outside of a 20 mile radius had even heard of

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)

bird with big dick posted:

Ali Alexander is capable of time travel because I am also capable of time travel and I was banging Lana Turner in 1950 and I hear a noise and I look up and I saw Ali Alexander in a closet watching us.

I'm pretty sure he just had déjà vu and convinced himself he's the specialist person ever with time travel powers.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Buce posted:

this is bonkers even for it being a cult

Which is worse: their pathological need to praise him, or their craven fear of being busted not praising him enough?

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