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I haven't been up with RLM or this thread in a while but I was watching a clip of SW Episode II: Attack of the Clones, specifically the Battle of Geonosis part During the fight, Yoda is presented like some sort of super tactician while all he literally does is to say: "Uh, everyone shoot the ship in front of us" which is like "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick" Like, thanks Master Jedi, glad we brought you along all the way  At least Anakin says something useful which ends up with him getting noticed by senpai Anyway, just wanted to say the Prequels are still dumb and I'm not hearing any revisionist stuff, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
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Arc Hammer posted:Apes pull a Great Escape Is there an ape Donald Pleasance?
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Arc Hammer posted:Movie 1: James Franco tries to cure John Lithgow's alzheimers using animal testing on Apes. Little baby Ape Caesar is a primary source for the medicine and gets smarter as he grows older and lives outside of the lab with Franco. But then the experiments backfire and Caesar is put in Draco Malfoy's Ape enclosure, so he breaks free using the alzheimers cure drug to make the other apes smart and they escape into the forest. redshirt posted:Legit, thank you.
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May 19, 2024 22:32
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Ape no kill ape
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May 19, 2024 22:33
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all my apes gone sentient
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Rich as a deranged TikTok influencer actually got some laughs out of me. It’s been awhile since I’ve found anything in their HitB skits to be funny.
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redshirt posted:Was Bashir never not creepy? Bashir was very openly the neuro \ special needs coded character (see: Spock/Data (spectrum based), Janeway (BPD, Bipolar, NPD, Generalised Sociopathy etc). Like there was an ongoing plotline about how his parents illegally made him "Hollywood autistic" so he could be a worthwhile member of society unlike his dad.
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May 19, 2024 22:42
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My ORANGUTAN
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Kingo Ligma posted:Bashir was very openly the neuro \ special needs coded character (see: Spock/Data (spectrum based), Janeway (BPD, Bipolar, NPD, Generalised Sociopathy etc). And then the other not-hollywood autistic enhanced people refer to themselves as "mutants" while Bashir has the world's most uncomfortable social call with the senior staff where everyone talks about how dangerous genius autists are compared to everyone else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3RgXKU0RsQ
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May 19, 2024 22:47
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May 19, 2024 23:12
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It was like if you dropped a militarized acting troupe into a war
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Arc Hammer posted:And then the other not-hollywood autistic enhanced people refer to themselves as "mutants" while Bashir has the world's most uncomfortable social call with the senior staff where everyone talks about how dangerous genius autists are compared to everyone else. Lmao at a character that is canonically way stronger, faster, and deadlier than Bashir, who is also almost impossible to kill with multiple redundant organs etc, complaining that someone shouldn't be allowed to join Starfleet because they can immediately say how many matches are on the floor if someone spills a box.
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May 19, 2024 23:49
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DS9 has a lady whose mutant power is being so much of a slut that they had to lock her in space jail.
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May 19, 2024 23:53
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Gutcruncher posted:DS9 has a lady whose mutant power is being so much of a slut that they had to lock her in space jail. But enough about Majel
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May 19, 2024 23:54
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Kingo Ligma posted:Lmao at a character that is canonically way stronger, faster, and deadlier than Bashir, who is also almost impossible to kill with multiple redundant organs etc, complaining that someone shouldn't be allowed to join Starfleet because they can immediately say how many matches are on the floor if someone spills a box. It's funny because besides O'Brien, everyone else at that table has something exceptional about them: Sisko is half human half alien god. Worf is a super strong Klingon with redundant organs. Odo is a shapeshifting alien. Dax is 300 years old with experience to share. And Kira is a straight up guerrilla fighter who under any other circumstances would have been pushed aside for being too radical if it wasn't politically expedient to cooperate with the Bajorans. But it's Julian and his enhancements that are the exception.
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Arc Hammer posted:It's funny because besides O'Brien, everyone else at that table has something exceptional about them: Sisko is half human half alien god. Worf is a super strong Klingon with redundant organs. Odo is a shapeshifting alien. Dax is 300 years old with experience to share. And Kira is a straight up guerrilla fighter who under any other circumstances would have been pushed aside for being too radical if it wasn't politically expedient to cooperate with the Bajorans. O'Brien is an impostor from an alternative universe, who's pulled the wool over his wife, child, and everyone else but Bashir.
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I think it's supposed to be canon that the Federation kind of overreacted to genetic engineering because of Khan.
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wtf is this utopian future where they can make people geniuses or fix genetic problems but it’s illegal for no reason??
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THE BAR posted:O'Brien is an impostor from an alternative universe, who's pulled the wool over his wife, child, and everyone else but Bashir. Nah you're mixing up two different episodes. There's the one where imposter Obrien gets gunned down at the end despite being just as real as the actual Obrien. But the actual Obrien is actually Obrien from the future during the episode where he kept trying to stop the station from exploding, so past Obrien died of radiation poisoning and future Obrien took his place when they resolved the time paradox.
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poisonpill posted:wtf is this utopian future where they can make people geniuses or fix genetic problems but it’s illegal for no reason?? but what if one of them becomes hitler? huh? what then smart guy?
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they have a commitment to freedom and some technologies are essentially incompatible with that level of control over others
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poisonpill posted:wtf is this utopian future where they can make people geniuses or fix genetic problems but it’s illegal for no reason?? Looks outside window, shrugs shoulders "Literally right now?"
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Kingo Ligma posted:Looks outside window, shrugs shoulders I know we live in the bad timeline, I’m talking about the fictional one where things are good.
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poisonpill posted:I know we live in the bad timeline, I’m talking about the fictional one where things are good. lol YOU FOOL!
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poisonpill posted:I know we live in the bad timeline, I’m talking about the fictional one where things are good. So there's a timeline with guys without goatees and oakleys sitting in the front seat of their trucks making level headed videos complementing the democrats?
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Jesus. I finally decide to post something interesting that the thread should like and its instantly drowned out cause some bullshit Porg video came out immediately after I post. gently caress the star wars hotel it was poo poo from word Go, this godawful cgi sequel to shootemup is way more important. https://www.blastemup.com
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What was the best Star Wars first person shooter? I played through them for the first time a few years ago. Jedi knight 2 was actually pretty good!
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poisonpill posted:What was the best Star Wars first person shooter? I played through them for the first time a few years ago. Jedi knight 2 was actually pretty good! Dark forces was the best!!
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XeeD posted:Jesus. I finally decide to post something interesting that the thread should like and its instantly drowned out cause some bullshit Porg video came out immediately after I post. gently caress the star wars hotel it was poo poo from word Go, this godawful cgi sequel to shootemup is way more important. I'm not sure you're in the right thread.
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Mozi posted:i was pretty shocked by the end reveal of the new apes movie that it was earth all along You finally made a monkey out of me!
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I think the apes movies would be better if they used real apes
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a real rude dude posted:I think the apes movies would be better if they used real apes Do you realize how many PETA waivers you'd have to get?? Better/cheaper to just CGI it.
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May 20, 2024 02:25
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Couldn't they just film in Eastern Europe? Isn't that how Netflix keeps getting away with killing actors?
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i mean we have way too many actors to be fair
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redshirt posted:Do you realize how many PETA waivers you'd have to get?? Better/cheaper to just CGI it. Get some apes, put peanut butter on their mouths or something to make them talk, very cheap
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Kingo Ligma posted:I'm not sure you're in the right thread. Star Wars content in the Star Wars thread is just the worst
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a real rude dude posted:Get some apes, put peanut butter on their mouths or something to make them talk, very cheap You have certified Ape Handlers?
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I’ve seen apes before and let me tell you the cost of wasted film from all the takes where they start jacking off would be astronomical. It’s why that Louis CK show was canceled after all
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Lesser apes are cooler. You never hear of anyone having their face ripped off by a gibbon
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Bonobo Sex Club
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