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if you leave them in a long time it will mess up your rear end Hole
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:01 |
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Not true, in fact, butt plugs are known to stretch the anal cavity, allowing for easier intake of things up the butt. I hear it also makes making GBS threads way easier, just not if the butt plug is still in. (Little joke there). I would say, leave your butt plugs in for as long as it takes to train your anus, and then size up or down accordingly, just like ear gauges.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:03 |
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I ruined all my internal organs by leaving my giant 2'5" butt plug in for 12 hours a day.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:06 |
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usually leave mine in whenever i leave the house. makes riding my vespa an... interesting experience
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:15 |
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don't you mean "take out" time OP?
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:19 |
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until you feel like taking a poo poo obviously
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:20 |
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i use the one-for-one approach: look at the time (in 12 hour time) when you put it in and leave it in that long, so if you insert at 4 pm that's 4 hours. if you insert at noon or midnight thats 12 hours. this helps synchronize your body clock
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:21 |
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I knew a lady who would keep one in all day then drink a bowl of her piss so i guess the proper length of time is all day so you can breathe deep the dookie fumes but it's also important to drink your own piss She was also dating a guy in his 50s when she was 20
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:46 |
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this is a great questiion to ask, op, and very brave to do so also
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:47 |
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That thing will dry out and then you're in for a whole new kind of butthole hurt.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:52 |
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How many of you are posting in this thread with a butt plug up their rear end?
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:53 |
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You just have to trust you're body man. It will fall out on its own once your but hole has had enough.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:54 |
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Mustang posted:How many of you are posting in this thread with a butt plug up their rear end? I jerry-rigged a butt plug so that my PC won't turn on unless my plug is up my butt. It helps with posting.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:55 |
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i leave mine in almost always; it's how i get through the work day tbqh.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:56 |
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a parody thread! ha ha! im using the internet!!!
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:57 |
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bitchtard posted:That thing will dry out and then you're in for a whole new kind of butthole hurt. SPACE HOMOS posted:I jerry-rigged a butt plug so that my PC won't turn on unless my plug is up my butt. It helps with posting. I'm not sure what my average buttplug leave in time is because when Master has me in the leather mask it's easy to lose track of time but my best guess is 20 hours.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 16:57 |
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sleeve posted:You just have to trust you're body man. It will fall out on its own once your but hole has had enough. this is true high 5 abused rear end buddy
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 17:05 |
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You mean you're supposed to take it out?
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 17:23 |
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Do you want to destroy my anus Whooooah whoooah whoooaaah!
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 17:25 |
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Robo Reagan posted:I knew a lady who would keep one in all day then drink a bowl of her piss so i guess the proper length of time is all day so you can breathe deep the dookie fumes but it's also important to drink your own piss which subforum does she moderate
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 17:26 |
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Hogge Wild posted:which subforum does she moderate that story has all the makings of a best-selling erotic novel so i'm gonna go with eggplant wizard ()
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 17:33 |
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Robo Reagan posted:I knew a lady who would keep one in all day then drink a bowl of her piss so i guess the proper length of time is all day so you can breathe deep the dookie fumes but it's also important to drink your own piss
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 17:37 |
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A long time ago, a girlfriend of mine wanted me to wear a buttplug like on her orders or schedule or something, and I just now realized how weird that is. Like, why would you want your straight male boyfriend to wear a buttplug.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 17:40 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:A long time ago, a girlfriend of mine wanted me to wear a buttplug like on her orders or schedule or something, and I just now realized how weird that is. Like, why would you want your straight male boyfriend to wear a buttplug.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 17:41 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:A long time ago, a girlfriend of mine wanted me to wear a buttplug like on her orders or schedule or something, and I just now realized how weird that is. Like, why would you want your straight male boyfriend to wear a buttplug. Because chicks are actually into butt stuff just most straight males are really bad at it imo
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:02 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:A long time ago, a girlfriend of mine wanted me to wear a buttplug like on her orders or schedule or something, and I just now realized how weird that is. Like, why would you want your straight male boyfriend to wear a buttplug. The weird part is the schedule.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:03 |
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LethalGeek posted:Because chicks are actually into butt stuff just most straight males are really bad at it imo Can you elaborate on this? It would help me unpack some of my experiences from that time.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:04 |
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I would never let a girl stick something up my butt, it just seems unnatural.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:05 |
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I mean, it seems vaguely erotic but I'm just not sure what the end game is.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:06 |
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bitchtard posted:That thing will dry out and then you're in for a whole new kind of butthole hurt. Just spray WD40 in your rear end in a top hat if the buttplug gets stuck.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:12 |
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TangentEnigma posted:if you leave them in a long time it will mess up your rear end Hole not true at all. At worst poo will collect around it. Your rear end in a top hat is an amazing muscle OP. Trixie Hardcore posted:The weird part is the schedule. Nah she probably wanted to do a remote one you could dial on your phone and cause it to vibrate at set times. So she wanted to make sure he had it on during those times. Perfectly normal.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:13 |
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i am impossible to sleep without my foxtail buttplug i bring on all roadtrips and summercamps
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:14 |
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I have always wondered what the leave in time is. I want to, say for example, make my wife leave her buttplug in while we go out to a fancy dinner, or watch a movie, or have friends over. I just don't want to see her be hurt when we go to remove it, or permanently gaping. Obviously we wouldn't want to use a plug that has anything attached. Like a giant pig-tail.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:14 |
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Is there a "removing things from buttholes" specialty taught in med schools, or is that part of proctology?
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:14 |
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that is called EMERGENCY MEDICAL SERVICES it doesn't require being a fulltime doctor just an adrenaline junkie
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:15 |
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Al Borland posted:not true at all. At worst poo will collect around it. Your rear end in a top hat is an amazing muscle OP. That's quite the compliment Al Borland is paying you, OP.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:15 |
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LethalGeek posted:Because chicks are actually into butt stuff just most straight males are really bad at it imo truth. like, no one should ever be fascinated in doing things to my butt, ever. I don't have that sort of butt. But it'scome up. with my butt, which is stupid and formless and perhaps a mulatto
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:16 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:Is there a "removing things from buttholes" specialty taught in med schools, or is that part of proctology? not sure honestly. I think thats a goon doctor question. I'd imagine the ER deals with most anal insertion. I've heard stories from friends, but never really asked how they deal with that. I wonder if they have like a snake that you use for toilets to unclog them but for anuses so you like grab it with the lil mini claw like its some kind of anal teddy bear claw prize machine and pull it out. I'd be curious to know I may have to ask some doctor friends who work the ER. I am now seriously hoping for a coin operated "play till you win" hand claw for anuses. E: Trixie Hardcore posted:That's quite the compliment Al Borland is paying you, OP. Tighter than a whale's blow hole.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:16 |
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How do I become good at doing sex stuff with my butt? I don't want to be bad at it.
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# ? Jun 19, 2014 18:18 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:How do I become good at doing sex stuff with my butt? I don't want to be bad at it. I'd suggest reading the goon sex thread on anal. If you're too lazy to do that. Make sure you eat a lot of food wait a few hours and when you feel like you have to poo thats a good time to stick your finger up there. Or right after you poo. Just go to town son. E: Bonus points ask your pastor. E2: I was kind of hoping this would be a but plug accident thread. But still good enough to amuse me.
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