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dogcrash truther
The CD tray pops out when a computer is horny.

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tight shorts

TV-MA already

:stwoon:

Stormyish

instead of a rimshot, your /:c drive has a mechanical failure and you lose your system files

dogcrash truther
a sexually active computer...can you imagine?

dogcrash truther
a curvy computer with come-hither lights

ass
The more USB ports in a computer the sexier.

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Stormyish

dogcrash truther posted:

a sexually active computer...can you imagine?

it'd get SSTDs

the unabonger
ive programmed my computer so that every hour a beautiful face fills the screen and seductively winks at me

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


brony suspends godspeed john glenn's access to the sa forums

*canned laughter*

bog pixie

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3696410&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

dogcrash truther
i can't move funny threads from the gas chamber but i was wondering what would happen if they were posted here instead of yospos and it turns out the answer is that they're fine threads and people post in them

bog pixie

it was a funny thread

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

lmao

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
thats the best yospos thread I ever seen

dogcrash truther

Brillo_Pad posted:

thats the best yospos thread I ever seen

check tth e gas chamber right now if you want to see more

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
the gas chamber is a good place for funny on topic threads

bacalou


dogcrash truther posted:

The CD tray pops out when a computer is horny.

the d drive

Farmer Jimbo

CC Plox.

dogcrash truther posted:

check tth e gas chamber right now if you want to see more

:yikes:

dogcrash truther

bacalou posted:

the d drive

bazingo

Djeser


it's crow time again

Stormyish posted:

instead of a rimshot, your /:c drive has a mechanical failure and you lose your system files

/:c is a sad man whose hat is sliding down

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tao of lmao

is the computer personified in any other way or does the cd drive just pop out randomly or when there's a sexy girl in the room

dogcrash truther

Dont bully me! posted:

is the computer personified in any other way or does the cd drive just pop out randomly or when there's a sexy girl in the room

The second, I think

Wertjoe

My drives, so hard

Wertjoe

My love processor is heating up soon to be overclocked for the most love

tao of lmao

dogcrash truther posted:

The second, I think

it needs a catchphrase

tao of lmao

Dont bully me! posted:

it needs a catchphrase

*in urkel voice* did IIIIII do thaat?

Wertjoe

Dont bully me! posted:

it needs a catchphrase

No more floppy disc here

bacalou


Dont bully me! posted:

it needs a catchphrase

back up .dat aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa̡a̷̵͠á͠a͜aą̵͜a̶ą̛͠a̧͘͠a͟͞a͘a͞aaaá͘a̴͠a͢͞á̸͡ąa̴̢̡͢a̸͞͝a̢̧̛͏͜a̸͞a̴̵͝á̡̕҉̸a̡̡͢à̢͘͡ USER ERROR

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
The jock of the cubicle farm (there's always a jock on a sitcom) walks over to a nerd and laughs at his extremely tiny thumb drive. It's so small, you have to use pliers to get it out of the USB slot. Then he points out his 5TB Thor drive and grins.

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deep dish peat moss

The olding lady who looks kind of like a cat because she has so many cats puts up a printout of Meowth on her cubicle wall and all the guys are surrounding her talking to her all the time

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
my computer only has a floppy drive

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
1.44 mb of shameful manhood

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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bacalou


CAT BRUSH posted:

1.44 mb of shameful manhood

sounds like a good bar name for gay apple employees

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
have people writing real code in the background. the gag is that people who work in IT can't help but see if it's real code or hollywood code. if you take all the scenes with a screen with code in an episode, and compile it, it says really rude things about IT workers

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
*strokes ur modem* how many baud are u big boy?

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
A worker who refuses to upgrade from a CRT monitor is slowly revealed to be addicted to degaussing it

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nvm no cake

Qwerinty posted:

A worker who refuses to upgrade from a CRT monitor is slowly revealed to be addicted to degaussing it

it's really good if you wait a while before degaussing, it feels so much better

nvm no cake

i wish i could degauss my LED monitor. ah i miss the old days

Bwee

bacalou posted:

the d drive

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Ace of Baes
dumb normie: ahhh, my computer is broke!!! im an idiot retard!!!
computer man: heh, it's not plugged in,
*laughtrack*

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