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I.N.R.I

Have u ever had cyber sex

# ? Jun 23, 2015 15:26

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 02:55

bog pixie

no...want to?

# ? Jun 23, 2015 15:28

pig slut lisa: irl is good

funy sexy computer

# ? Jun 23, 2015 15:29

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cyborgs aren't gentle at all

# ? Jun 23, 2015 15:33

treasure bear

uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh nice! uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh oh yeah! uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh booyah! uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh

# ? Jun 23, 2015 15:38

joke_explainer

Cumt posted:

uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh nice! uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh oh yeah! uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh booyah! uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh

nice jeff goldblum impression...

# ? Jun 23, 2015 15:50

GEExCEE

bog pixie posted:

no...want to?

# ? Jun 23, 2015 15:57

GEExCEE

im cybersexy

# ? Jun 23, 2015 15:58

fuck. marry. t-rex

One time I was have Cy ersex with what I believe was a stay at home mom-

Anyway I was taking too long typing and she was like "what you got your dick in 1 hand or something??"
And I was like "...yeah"
Then she was like "... ...pics...?"

Then I logged out cuz I was like 12 and it was getting too real

# ? Jun 23, 2015 16:03

railroad terror: choo choo

GEExCEE posted:

im cybersexy

A/s/l?

# ? Jun 23, 2015 16:38

bacalou

i can't afford it

# ? Jun 23, 2015 16:50

joke_explainer

Cybersex was actually invented by the Cyberdemon from DOOM. (It was unrelated to his DOOM job.)

# ? Jun 23, 2015 17:03

I.N.R.I

bacalou posted:

i can't afford it

it doesnt cost anything. you just type stuff like Im rubbing my weiner while thinking of you putting a carrot in your pussy

# ? Jun 23, 2015 17:08

bacalou

I.N.R.I posted:

it doesnt cost anything. you just type stuff like Im rubbing my weiner while thinking of you putting a carrot in your pussy

i actually take a loss on most of my posts here. you really should consider supporting me on patreon so i can get through these trying times and maybe taste the forbidden fruit of cybernetic sex

# ? Jun 23, 2015 17:13

kuskus

# ? Jun 23, 2015 17:16

GEExCEE

now that computers have finally learned about sex in their imaginations, we can look forward to a bunch of amazing new sexual innovations (dogs having sex, eyeball sex, etc.)

# ? Jun 23, 2015 17:19

joke_explainer

joke_explainer posted:

Cybersex was actually invented by the Cyberdemon from DOOM. (It was unrelated to his DOOM job.)

That's not his real name btw. It's a nickname. And he didn't get it because of his cybernetic implants or his demonic visage, if you catch my drift.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 17:21

GoodbyeTurtles

I'm loving the mainframe right now

# ? Jun 23, 2015 17:51

Scaly Haylie

I have the "cyber to wizard" addon for chrome so this thread confused me initially

# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:18

I.N.R.I

What does being confused feel like

# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:32

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# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:58

Mapparu

im SNIFOC rn!!!

# ? Jun 23, 2015 20:10

ron color

I.N.R.I posted:

What does being confused feel like

it's rough man

# ? Jun 23, 2015 21:48

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

have u ever had sex with a box of kleenex / did you like the movie malcolm-x

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# ? Jun 23, 2015 21:52

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

90s kids will get the quote

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# ? Jun 23, 2015 21:53

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

technically i mean kids born in the 80s (they were cool and young in the 90s)

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# ? Jun 23, 2015 21:54

demonR6: There are too many stupid people in the world. I'm not saying we should kill them all or anything. Just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.

I'm having it right now in fact.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:21

dogcrash truther

cyber sex is weird because you're doing something while you're typing things and what you're doing is related to what you're typing but only in a way. it's like if you typed a whole bunch of words about how you were playig basketball while crumpling up pieces of paper and throwing them in a trash can

# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:25

dogcrash truther

cyber cooking

# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:26

Al Borland: by XyloJW

I have often engaged in cyber sex.

*puts on nintendo power gloves and sunglasses as he stands on a keyboard and surfs into the internet to have intimate relationships with a cyber elf*

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# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:27

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

i have hosed many models in my day

# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:29

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

models of laptop

# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:30

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:34

Looke

once

# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:43

Al Borland: by XyloJW

weird toppings guy posted:

once

lol thats an amazing picture

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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:21

deep dish peat moss

I'm pneumatic and all of my sex is Cyber-

# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I tried it once, but I didn't inhale, and I didn't like it. (another 90s joke for you kids)

# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:26

GEExCEE

dogcrash truther posted:

cyber sex is weird because you're doing something while you're typing things and what you're doing is related to what you're typing but only in a way. it's like if you typed a whole bunch of words about how you were playig basketball while crumpling up pieces of paper and throwing them in a trash can

it's not really that weird

# ? Jun 24, 2015 04:57

GEExCEE

I bet even Hillary has had cybersex. It's 2015, for christ sake

# ? Jun 24, 2015 04:57

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cillblinton > ugh yes =)

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:10

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