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*punch in* *yawn, stretch and sip coffe* >post "This is the good forum, this is the forum for me" *breathe sigh of satisfaction and acknowledge the fact the you've made it, you are the bYOB success story* |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:10 |
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even they wouldnt hire me |
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lol if u haven't monetized your posts by now |
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dct: what are you doing jett? me: [quickly closes accounting spreadsheet and pulls up byob] uh, just, uh, posting. just making lovely posts like I'm supposed to be doing. sir. dct: good, carry on. |
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me: good morning, class! children: good morning mister ulvir! me: can anyone tell me what "transparency" means? why is this important when you're making an av? |
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I would probably have gotten fired by now due to my status as a repeat offender who cant seem to go more than 10 days without being thrown into kittyjail |
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Johnson, I need that stream of consciousness post about dogs made of gasoline on my desk ASAP *slams door shut*
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dct: youre gonna have to speed things up a bit me: im posting as fast as i can it's my first day joke_explainer: you're holding up the whole system like this jesus christ me: i cant pay attention to the quality at this pace *whole room errupts in laughter* |
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Workin' 9 to 5 |
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you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps
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that's not what i intended to say with my post and i apologize if i did |
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rough day at the office, honey, the "rubber boots" thread got stickied. How many jokes can you make about rubber boots? I tried all day and I didn't get one emptyquote. not one. |
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FartGhost posted:that's not what i intended to say with my post and i apologize if i did It is I who apologize, my post just coincidentally followed yours, I was merely stating that if the yob were my job I would ![]() https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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*awkwardly waits beside the water cooler gravity bong for someone to ask how his night was* |
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Boss said we needed to step up the content, so I drew TWO pictures of my wife in a space suit. |
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I'd go postal and shoot my boss.
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social vegan posted:*awkwardly waits beside the water cooler gravity bong for someone to ask how his night was* heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy how was your night *stands way to close to you and puts hand on your shoulder*
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GEExCEE posted:lol if u haven't monetized your posts by now ---------------- |
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google THIS posted:rough day at the office, honey, the "rubber boots" thread got stickied. How many jokes can you make about rubber boots? I tried all day and I didn't get one emptyquote. not one.
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this is my actual life and it's pretty good customer: doEs this come framed? me: I need a pun about an art thief who steals children's art from refrigerators customer: I beg your pardon me: I. Need. A. Pun. Abou- customer: no I heard you, but I just want to buy this print. how much does it cost? me: it costs one pun about an art thief who steals children's art from refrigerators ![]()
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Good times, OP. Good times. ![]()
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The only job where firing employees is the primary source of revenue |
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sorry about the overtime dct, I got way too high and couldn't stop petting the hammock cat | |
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80% of my working day is spent lurking the yob. My posting productivity is low. It's so hard to make posts. |
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I'd increase posting by 100% to ensure raises.
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Al Borland posted:I'd increase posting by 100% to ensure raises. it's about quality, not quantity. |
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:it's about quality, not quantity. Businesses now a days don't care about quality they want mass production. They know everyone will buy the next new iyob regardless. ---------------- |
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Al Borland posted:Businesses now a days don't care about quality they want mass production. They know everyone will buy the next new iyob regardless. That's what's wrong with america. loving chinese posts! |
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I would turn the valves to full open and flood it with the deadly radioactive haze.
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:That's what's wrong with america. loving chinese posts! its all BYOBcom produced now a days. Poor workers are stuck in a big post all day and if they try to get banned or probated the safety nets auto correct the posts so it makes sure it won't' happen. ---------------- |
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a signup sheet on the breakroom bulletin board for people who are interested in being part of a thing |
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Al Borland posted:I'd increase posting by 100% to ensure raises. you're fired |
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Lil Cunty posted:me: I need a pun about an art thief who steals children's art from refrigerators - sure is. I used to work in television, I know how to spot a fake |
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google THIS posted:rough day at the office, honey, the "rubber boots" thread got stickied. How many jokes can you make about rubber boots? I tried all day and I didn't get one emptyquote. not one. husband: *slams the bedroom door* |
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I just took a peek at the quality post estimates for Q1 of this new fiscal year and guys... I like what I see. I think we can pull off a quarterly bonus if we keep this up, dabs for everyone, this should be our focus. I love working with you guys.
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google THIS posted:a signup sheet on the breakroom bulletin board for people who are interested in being part of a thing
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HR would definitely have their hands full. |
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joke_explainer posted:HR would definitely have their hands full. ![]() |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:10 |
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I'm afraid I'm going to get fired for not showing up to work enough. ![]() |
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