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Above Our Own

by Shine
All passengers and crew aboard the Indiscretion. Prepare to be extremely chill in every circumstance
* # ? Oct 22, 2015 15:33
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Ensign Splatmaster reporting for groovy!

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* # ? Oct 22, 2015 15:54
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 i thought this was the chill space ship

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* # ? Oct 22, 2015 17:48
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 captains log, stardate 420:
dabs.

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* # ? Oct 22, 2015 17:50
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 the prime directive: go boldly forth where no man has gone before and smoke dank nugs

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* # ? Oct 22, 2015 17:52
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Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you
*inhales astroturf*

Woooooooah

* # ? Oct 22, 2015 18:00
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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
um, my hands are going to be late

* # ? Oct 22, 2015 18:11
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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
emergency power to chill

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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* # ? Oct 22, 2015 19:26
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
**hangs out and plays a game of chess with iToilet**

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* # ? Oct 22, 2015 19:35
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alnilam

Splatmaster posted:

**hangs out and plays a game of chess with iToilet**

ooh can i play winner? (saying this bc i don't want to admit i have to poop)

* # ? Oct 22, 2015 20:06
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

alnilam posted:

ooh can i play winner? (saying this bc i don't want to admit i have to poop)

of course!

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* # ? Oct 22, 2015 20:14
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Stinky_Pete

Stinkier than your average bear
if Splatmaster wins you're gonna have to hold it for a while

You can turn the tables, but your feet will still be under them

* # ? Oct 22, 2015 21:31
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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
He was pretty much insinuating splatmaster couldn't win. pretty harsh

* # ? Oct 22, 2015 21:46
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
iToilet told me everything was going to be ok, iBong confirmed it

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* # ? Oct 22, 2015 21:49
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alnilam

ChairmanMeow posted:

He was pretty much insinuating splatmaster couldn't win. pretty harsh

:evilbuddy:

* # ? Oct 22, 2015 21:52
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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
comm officer: "sir, there is, like, a vessel approaching at low warp"

captain: "on screen"

science officer: "scanning captain... it appears the crew is distressed and unchill"

captain: "open hailing frequencies" *a shrill whistle sounds, noting the opening of hailing frequencies* "greetings, i'm captain dabs of the united federation of chilling, we would like to extend a joint to you, but remember to beam it back over, two puffs and pass it back."

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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* # ? Oct 22, 2015 22:15
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

mister magpie posted:

comm officer: "sir, there is, like, a vessel approaching at low warp"

captain: "on screen"

science officer: "scanning captain... it appears the crew is distressed and unchill"

captain: "open hailing frequencies" *a shrill whistle sounds, noting the opening of hailing frequencies* "greetings, i'm captain dabs of the united federation of chilling, we would like to extend a joint to you, but remember to beam it back over, two puffs and pass it back."

**contemplates the point in time in which the shrill whistle ends and silence begins, and compiles a dubstep mix tape including all the hailing frequencies inside his head**

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* # ? Oct 22, 2015 22:24
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Above Our Own

by Shine
Attention, all hands. sensor readings indicate some cool bugs on the surface of Sigma Nine Niner. Seriously you are going to want to check this out. Chief tactical officer splatmaster and the team are prepping for dispatch & those boys are wild

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* # ? Oct 22, 2015 22:25
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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
captain: *takes a long toke* "helm, uhhh, like, go to warp 69"

helm: "captain, the ship can only go to warp nine point ei-"

captain: "-warp 69, helm, that's an order.." *cough cough*

helm: "uh, warp 69, aye captain"

*captain and first officer high five each other and chuckle*

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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* # ? Oct 22, 2015 22:28
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GODS NOT REAL

YOU STUPID BUNNIES
Set phasers to chill

* # ? Oct 22, 2015 22:36
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Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

 all hands on deck

all feet gtfo

* # ? Oct 22, 2015 22:46
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Piso Mojado

GODS NOT REAL posted:

Set phasers to chill
* # ? Oct 22, 2015 23:05
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Robot Made of Meat

 Arm photon Tostitos.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Oct 22, 2015 23:21
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alnilam

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Arm photon Tostitos.
* # ? Oct 23, 2015 00:19
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fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Arm photon Tostitos.

ready the tractor beans


ty bacalou!

* # ? Oct 23, 2015 00:24
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 All hands on the poop deck hahahahahaha

* # ? Oct 23, 2015 00:26
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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

All hands on the poop deck hahahahahaha

Nice.

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* # ? Oct 23, 2015 00:50
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Senior Management



 Lord Admiral Baron Von Guy In Charge ready to serve.

:jerry:
* # ? Oct 23, 2015 00:51
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alnilam

 vice admiral thrawn here... here to party that is

* # ? Oct 23, 2015 01:40
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 "captain, this is the medical bay, you need to come down here"

medical bay is what they call their weed smoking place :D

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* # ? Oct 23, 2015 12:15
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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
not the hydroponics lab?

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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* # ? Oct 23, 2015 14:18
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 thats where they grow it duh

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* # ? Oct 23, 2015 14:20
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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
ten forward

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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* # ? Oct 23, 2015 14:21
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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
you only smoke it in the medical bay to cure cancer or if you are the doc and you want to be high

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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* # ? Oct 23, 2015 14:21
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 they proscribe it for space sickness

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* # ? Oct 23, 2015 14:23
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 truth is, in space everyones got space sicnkss tho

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* # ? Oct 23, 2015 14:23
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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
are you down with teh sicknesss haha

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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* # ? Oct 23, 2015 14:24
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 bongs wouldnt work in space, but a normal spliff might if ur careful w/ the ashes

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* # ? Oct 23, 2015 14:27
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 space dabs??

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* # ? Oct 23, 2015 14:28
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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
on the bongiprise they have artificial gravity

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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* # ? Oct 23, 2015 14:30
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