- vanisher
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Everything is on the top shelves so people have to jump to get stuff
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Oct 17, 2019 21:51
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 28, 2024 14:15
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- vanisher
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Those coins on my nightstand were already there before this but I think kinda work with what I'm going for
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Oct 17, 2019 21:56
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- vanisher
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Just now realizing I dont really own a lot of chests
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Oct 17, 2019 21:57
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- google THIS
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After days of digging I've concluded that it is impractical if not outright impossible to make an actual bottomless pit so I'm settling for lava. Anyone know where I can get some really, and I mean REALLY strong in-floor heating cable?
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Oct 17, 2019 22:14
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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As a wise sage once said, the floor is lava.
You think those are kids running around? That's just my bros that touched the floor and shrunk to half their size.
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Oct 17, 2019 23:31
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- Finger Prince
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Removing large sections of staircase so you have to stand right at the very edge of the one stair if you want to make it to the next. Also there are deadly spikes on the floor where missing sections of stair are.
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Oct 17, 2019 23:32
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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I put furniture dollies in the hallway so I could run and jump on them to get to the next power up (it's in the kitchen. the power up is a hotpocket)
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Oct 17, 2019 23:40
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- vanisher
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Locked the door to the guest bedroom and threw the key in the pool. Should make a neat water level.
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Oct 17, 2019 23:51
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Filling my house with a large number of pressure plates, two-state switches, wild animals, and conveyor belts to make a working calculator.
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Oct 18, 2019 00:06
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- vanisher
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"Hey, so I heard you're looking for a mushroom guy. I can get my hands on some for you"
Okay I need like three guys to walk in a straight line in my hallway.
"Hold on is this about drugs or something else"
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Oct 18, 2019 00:28
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- Macnult
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you squished ALL of our portobellos??
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Oct 18, 2019 00:45
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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why yes I do store all my valuable possessions in identical clay pots
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Oct 18, 2019 01:09
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- google THIS
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I got tired of all the doors in my house not opening when I shot them with my handgun, so I finally acquired the missile launcher and it turns out they're all missile doors. No good powerups behind them though, just a bunch of broken and burnt poo poo covered in wood splinters.
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Oct 18, 2019 03:22
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- vanisher
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My girlfriend couldnt beat the spider boss so she called me in to help
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Oct 18, 2019 03:40
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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i tried to make the big jump from the roof to the shed, where there's supposed to be magical garden shears
that's how I found out u only get 1 life
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Oct 18, 2019 03:56
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- google THIS
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Having to wiggle back and forth at the foot of the stairs for five seconds before I finally start climbing them.
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Oct 18, 2019 03:56
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- vanisher
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Having to wiggle back and forth at the foot of the stairs for five seconds before I finally start climbing them.
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Oct 18, 2019 03:59
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- vanisher
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Letting a goose go loose in my house live on twitch
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Oct 18, 2019 04:01
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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as I lunge through the bush level with gusto and ease; my wife looks on, appreciating my enthusiasm
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Oct 18, 2019 04:14
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Having to wiggle back and forth at the foot of the stairs for five seconds before I finally start climbing them.
timing my wiggles exactly right so that I glitch right up the staircase and into the attic, avoiding the dreaded bathroom level.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Oct 18, 2019 04:48
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- FutonForensic
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obnoxiously telling my party guests that my bushes are the same as the clouds for the millionth time & and that my second house in Florida is actually called "doki doki house" in japanese
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Oct 18, 2019 05:59
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- vanisher
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House Maker 2 - where you get to make the house, your way!
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Oct 18, 2019 06:25
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- Escape From Noise
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Hiring a large goon to kidnap my wife and lock her in a tower.
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Oct 18, 2019 09:05
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- Escape From Noise
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I hid a tanuki costume in a box. I put it on and start twerking in an attempt to fly.
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Oct 18, 2019 09:09
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- nut
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arguing with my wife over who has to take out the garbage because we both hate running the loop de loop
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Oct 18, 2019 10:53
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- nut
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*voice from the secret attic* the wumpa fruit rotted again
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Oct 18, 2019 10:58
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- Fuzz Boxer
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sticking with whatever fails
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Built altar to Kali out of some empty Amazon boxes. Sacrificed my dog and got a compass!
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Oct 18, 2019 13:30
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- Trying
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doing a lot of thigh strengthening exercises also i moved my house to the moon
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Oct 18, 2019 13:31
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- nut
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*pushes firefighter aside* ahhhh, brimstar
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Oct 18, 2019 15:20
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- Adbot
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