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AMerica is polarizing more and mroe by the day.....![]() ![]() ![]() PPL are becoming ENEMIES more than friends. NEGATIVE PARTISANSHIP is driving the polls... aka ppl vote to PWN THEIR ENEMIES moreso than VOTE FOR POLICY THEY LIKE. we need a Great Unifier that goes BEYOND THE STANDARD MODEL and brings ALL FACTIONS TOGETHER if we want to save democracy ![]() that means we need someone who can bring us all together, someomne who is EPIC at diplomacy and also trolling. AMERICA IS A TROLL COUNTRY. first and foremost. by trolls for trolls. SINCE THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE this country has been about loving with ppl. so what do we need? thats right, a Gamer President. ➡️ DEMOGRAPHICS ARE DESTINY? 💡 ⏳ this means that in time Millenials will become presdient, will it be you? maybe, maybe it will be me. One of us will be president one day, that much is obvious. that means we will have, in time, a Gamer President I TRUST GAMERS. Gamers are smart. They run guilds, clans, PK terror cells. they are competent. THINK THE CURRENT POTUS COULD CALL MOLTEN CORE? doubt it. think again. ![]() it's time. time for the Gamer President. ![]() so who will it be? ☢️RUDE KID STYLE GAMER? ![]() ☢️loving BAdass DOTA Style Gamer? ![]() ☢️Chilled out, handsome, console plebeian? ![]() or maybe..... ... ☢️sexy GIRL GAMER? ?? ![]() OK GUYS. Sound off in the comments!
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I vote Jerma985.
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As a gamer-american I decry the stereotyping of girl gamers as sexy. When will the she-goon be accepted in our community? #culturenotacostume
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I was convinced to vote for the gamer president through a Vinesauce I saw
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*Monster Factory attack ad of the rival candidates in grotesque forms, all rendered in Skyrim*
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im pretty sure all the presidents have said the gamer word so therefore what the united states of america really needs is the first non-gamer president
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its me. thanks op
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vyelkin posted:im pretty sure all the presidents have said the gamer word so therefore what the united states of america really needs is the first non-gamer president
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"But bowser said it"
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Some in the media have been saying my policy of NO CAMPERS is biased against the sniper and sniperix community. Some have described this policy, incorrectly, as "nerfing". I am here to declare, vehemently and on behalf of the american public, that my policy is not biased, does not nerf any preexisting classes, and is, in actuality, extremely poggers. I will challenge any of my republican opponents who disagree to 1v1 final destination no items
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you called ?
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Looking forward to Gamergate
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Payment Day posted:Looking forward to Gamergate i still have no idea what that is about in tyool 2022 and i still don't want to know
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Newt Gamegritch
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It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. If the—if he—if ‘is’ means is and never has been, that is not—that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement. … Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you using any kind of aimbot, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true.
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there will never be a gamer president of the united states because presidents are not picked from that social class also america will not survive another 40 years which is when the earliest gamers would hit their 80s and become eligible to run for president
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i'm sure tons of gamers will run various regional wastelands as president-moderators, possibly in the metaverse
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A few months ago I told the American people I did not spawncamp. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not.
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i just want an executive order enshrining our right to say gamer words ![]()
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Debates will be replaced with the candidates playing a scary video game and the winner will be the one with the funniest reaction and editing
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The 2028 presidential election brought to you by Doritos and Mountain Dew. Snack strong! Purchase marked bags of Doritos and bottles of Mountain Dew to enter a chance to win prizes such as an all expenses paid trip to the presidential League of Legends tournament or even the ability to get a code to let you vote twice!
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The president should send the delta force to kill the mods of this forum in minecraft
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President Elect Ben Yahtzee Crowshaw
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were going to spawncamp isis and theres nothing that they can do about it
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vyelkin posted:im pretty sure all the presidents have said the gamer word so therefore what the united states of america really needs is the first non-gamer president presidents who probably used the gamer word the most: 1. george washington 2. thomas jefferson 3. calvin coolidge 4. barack obama 5. trump
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Pretty sure this was a hard drive bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLlgqrCB7xI
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drat horror queefs posted:Some in the media have been saying my policy of NO CAMPERS is biased against the sniper and sniperix community. Some have described this policy, incorrectly, as "nerfing". Tell me, tell me, for who do you fight? Folks, Eorzea's unity is forged on falsehoods! Their city states are built on deceit, its faith an instrument of deception! I was talking to a Warrior of Light, very fine lady, straight out of central character creation, perfect 10 by the way, the cat ears kept wiggling, very cute, and folks, she told me with tears in her eyes, that to believe in Eorzea is to believe in nothing! Very glib! Feldegast42 has issued a correction as of 04:45 on Dec 18, 2021 |
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but kevin spacey was the gamer president i dont understand
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dead gay comedy forums posted:but kevin spacey was the gamer president i dont understand then he molested a bunch of ppl and got cancelled, which would never happen to a real politician
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dead gay comedy forums posted:but kevin spacey was the gamer president i dont understand President of gamers, actually. Common mistake
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gently caress mills. Skip that gen. Just give me a zoomer minecraft president.
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vyelkin posted:A few months ago I told the American people I did not spawncamp. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not.
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Gamers are subhuman, OP. They're impatient, unintellectual, and inarticulate. Many of them are racist, and they way they treat women is abhorrent. But the worst might be how they mistake the engineered, mechanical pleasure of gaming for a genuine reward of skill. All of their ambitions are foreshortened to the dimensions of artificial arenas designed to release chemicals in their brains, which are underdeveloped. A gamer can create nothing -- they are like toddlers on a playground. Gamers are one of the ultimate manifestations of how mechanical reproduction has displaced the improvement of the human soul. They simply cannot imagine a world whose structures were not already provided to them. To be a gamer is to mortify your own imagination and agency for the sake of consuming a product; and it's the clear result that, at least when it comes to grown adults, there is almost nobody more pathetic or useless than a gamer. [I stand up and put my mouth really close to the mic] And that's exactly why I'm excited to vote for one in the next Democratic primary.
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1st gamer presidents gonna be barron unless repeatedly bricking laptops clicking on dodgy cum play m'lords counts in which case its gonna be jr
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NKorean govt warns ‘DOTArd’ from further pushing
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If America elected a president based on a deathmatch ranking who is currently top of the leaderboard
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When You were partying I studied The Game When you were having premarital sex I mastered THE INVERTED Y AXIS While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated The Noscope 360 Headshot And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to elect me president?
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aids
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I’m hesitant, OP. Gamergate selected the previous president and it didn’t go very well
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the sex ghost posted:If America elected a president based on a deathmatch ranking who is currently top of the leaderboard Theodore Roosevelt was the Big Game president with that, but those were all animals
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