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NO DAMES!!!! |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 07:01 |
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*FART* how's it hangin fellers
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# ? Mar 5, 2022 04:36 |
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long walks on the beach are 4 PUSSIES |
# ? Mar 5, 2022 04:43 |
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What do you have against women op? |
# ? Mar 5, 2022 05:08 |
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sneaking back stage to catch an eyeful of the big lads' hairy knees
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# ? Mar 5, 2022 06:34 |
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here they are
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# ? Mar 5, 2022 08:40 |
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the most elegant round is when they're each handed a harpoon and commanded to make the strongest pose they can. that's when you really separate the men from the boys
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# ? Mar 5, 2022 08:42 |
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the fiercely competitive testicular symmetry round |
# ? Mar 5, 2022 09:29 |
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Here's Dale, wearing traditional jorts, a chic sleeveless plaid flannel shirt, a bold foam fronted mesh baseball cap that says "Fishing" on it, and sporting boots by Timberland. Dale, if you could put any lift kit on your pickup truck, what brand would it be and why? |
# ? Mar 5, 2022 09:41 |
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My money’s on Kit Canterton I I I. He uses a special oil for his muscles and in addition to his strength, beauty, talent, glossy mane and herbivore diet he is also a father of fourteen — what a stud!
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# ? Mar 5, 2022 11:36 |
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alright i'm just greasing myself up and i'll be out there in a minute
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# ? Mar 5, 2022 15:13 |
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rear end-penny posted:What do you have against women op? N-nothing But the real answer behind it is that every time I make these threads, How Wonderful drops by with the funniest posts. I was preemptively giggling at her posts-to-come as I hit submit thread for this one lol |
# ? Mar 5, 2022 15:20 |
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How Wonderful! posted:the most elegant round is when they're each handed a harpoon and commanded to make the strongest pose they can. that's when you really separate the men from the boys You jest but this was going around on bear tumblr at one point. Large men would don jockstraps and athletic tape on their limbs and pose with harpoons, pitchforks and mall katanas |
# ? Mar 5, 2022 15:23 |
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I say as long as it makes you feel strong and sexy then do it |
# ? Mar 5, 2022 15:24 |
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But if pushing old ladies off roofs makes you feel strong and sexy please don’t |
# ? Mar 5, 2022 15:24 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:You jest but this was going around on bear tumblr at one point. Large men would don jockstraps and athletic tape on their limbs and pose with harpoons, pitchforks and mall katanas hey pm what's your tumblr |
# ? Mar 5, 2022 16:13 |
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do we have separate bear/otter/twink/jock divisions or is this gonna be another fiasco like Daytona in 06
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# ? Mar 5, 2022 16:27 |
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to catch a twink... I must become a twink.... *practicing the most efficient way to open up 300 Chrome tabs of "boots from the Matrix" "cheap" and then closing them idly over the course of three or four hours* *making Peaches-esque noises of anger and confusion in front of the mirror, grueling, demanding drills* *yelling at my dad on the phone because my chapbook is coming out in December bitchhhhhhhh and I need to find a venue like huhhhhh???* *purchasing a shirt with a horse on it* *eating two bites of a $24 burger and then going "girlll I'm like, 88.9% vegan, like, whaatttttt???* *inventing a new drink called The Lil Stinker that becomes the hottest potable in town, getting interviewed on two mixology podcasts in which I inadvertently make the hosts mad by getting racist about the X-Men* ok... I'm ready....
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# ? Mar 5, 2022 16:45 |
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more falafel please posted:do we have separate bear/otter/twink/jock divisions or is this gonna be another fiasco like Daytona in 06 *squaring off amidst hundreds of felled lads and broken boys* You say a twink can't beat a vers Daddy Bull in single combat, eh? Maybe not alone... but with Hattori Hanzo's steel at my side, well, giiiiiirlllll....????
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# ? Mar 5, 2022 16:46 |
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I'm allowed to say all this, I was an otter in 2007, back when that MEANT something
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# ? Mar 5, 2022 16:47 |
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freaking bless you HW |
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# ? Mar 5, 2022 19:29 |
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Do we get more points for shaved chest or unshaved chest? |
# ? Mar 5, 2022 20:39 |
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first i imagined the MENS ONLY Beauty Pageant to be all about stereotypical male forms of expression, like beard length/girth. but in reality it is a contest to reveal the most beautiful inner life and emotions of the participants |
# ? Mar 5, 2022 22:19 |
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like when Brad Truck revealed his complicated past w/ his alcoholic mother, and how it hindered him from growing healthy relations during his teens. emotional honesty you could put a ring on |
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Nosfereefer posted:first i imagined the MENS ONLY Beauty Pageant to be all about stereotypical male forms of expression, like beard length/girth. but in reality it is a contest to reveal the most beautiful inner life and emotions of the participants Yeah man that's what i been tryna say Buttchocks posted:Do we get more points for shaved chest or unshaved chest? ew wtf. unshaved only |
# ? Mar 5, 2022 23:14 |
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Buttchocks posted:Do we get more points for shaved chest or unshaved chest? Eew! Shaved is grody!
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 00:24 |
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Nosfereefer posted:like when Brad Truck revealed his complicated past w/ his alcoholic mother, and how it hindered him from growing healthy relations during his teens. emotional honesty you could put a ring on his wedding to Pickup Truck was beautiful. i'm still not sure why he took its name though |
# ? Mar 6, 2022 01:18 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:But the real answer behind it is that every time I make these threads, How Wonderful drops by with the funniest posts. I was preemptively giggling at her posts-to-come as I hit submit thread for this one lol |
# ? Mar 6, 2022 01:24 |
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I'm entering solely on my abundant lack of self confidence while also being devoid of the kind of self awareness with regards to my physical appearance and painful lack of discernable style, as opposed to any sort of gamble or optimistic perception that I'm not actually a living breathing train wreck of a male specimen. This sort of quasi-pseudo void of self respect and dignity would hopefully generate an aura of awe and incredulousness in the hearts and minds of judges and participants alike, as they outwardly and quite clearly wonder out loud what it was exactly that prompted me to attempt the effort in the first place. Thank you for your consideration! |
# ? Mar 6, 2022 02:54 |
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for my special talent I will split some firewood while singing my special song *struggles to remove shirt*
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 03:06 |
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everybody quiet down the men are hard at work on the written essay segment of the pageant... they are writing five paragraph essays on which weapon they would wield if they were in a huge war against ninjas, vikings, pirates, samurais, and Halo guys... wait hold on I see a hand in the back, how can I help you sir? Ok, great question, yes, you CAN write in "darth maul lightsaber but with spoilers on the back," that's totally acceptable *sounds of furious erasing from every other man in the room*
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 03:30 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:N-nothing
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# ? Mar 6, 2022 04:47 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:N-nothing Just lol if your reason for posting a thread isn't to get a How Wonderful! reply. |
# ? Mar 6, 2022 17:35 |
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the other thing is is that everytime I envision it's Little My carrying out whatever misdeeds are being posted about. Little My terrorizing adult men with things like rubber spiders. |
# ? Mar 6, 2022 19:15 |
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hope these judges like dad bod
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 20:55 |
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and in this leg of the tournament we are going to give you five minutes in your sons house. the person who finds both the most individual problems that require immediate attention and the most expensive issue will move on the the next round, where you will critique your sons wifes body
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# ? Mar 7, 2022 21:26 |
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Guys I just got done spying on the LADIES ONLY Beauty Pageant and it turns out it's actually a seminar on how to kill using knives and clubs. I-I think we're in grave danger. |
# ? Mar 7, 2022 23:49 |
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My boys have also informed me that they plan on coming up to us and using their feminine guiles to lure us in for a kiss only to swap a plunger with lipstick on it in at the last second. We can only assume this is to lower morale. But the beauty pageant must go on. |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:My boys have also informed me that they plan on coming up to us and using their feminine guiles to lure us in for a kiss only to swap a plunger with lipstick on it in at the last second. We can only assume this is to lower morale. But the beauty pageant must go on. i dunno, this works for me |
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