- I HAVE GOUT
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Gamer mom here. Just destroyed my 6 year old son in a call of dooty cage match. mfer didnt see it coming
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Mar 22, 2023 17:30
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May 28, 2024 15:54
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- I HAVE GOUT
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You're at the dinner table at 8pm. You've been waiting there since six. And every time you ask mom if food's almost ready, she yells "come on, just five more minutes" from the darkened room down the hall that flickers with the strobing lights of a distant monitor.
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Mar 22, 2023 17:30
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Vacation is to the cosplay convention. Every. Single. Time.
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Mar 22, 2023 17:40
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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The framed photos on the nightstand show scenes from The Last of Us and Mass Effect instead of smiling children.
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Mar 22, 2023 17:41
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The quest requires brewing 5 potions, so she brews 10 in case the party members want to take some home.
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Mar 22, 2023 17:56
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Playing hospital sim: "The patient sneezed. Prepare for exploratory surgery. Cancel that, the patient sneezed twice in a row. Get the crash cart!"
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Mar 22, 2023 18:01
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Writing an angry letter to the school principal because my children's HAPPINESS bar is always fully drained when they come home.
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Mar 22, 2023 18:21
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- nut
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horrified i gave birth 2 a noob
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Mar 22, 2023 21:13
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Forcing a PS4 and controllers into your hands when you get grounded.
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Mar 23, 2023 11:01
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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When kiddo is bullied she goes into DS3 and hanks the offender.
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Mar 23, 2023 11:29
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Enjoys kids, but annoyed by all the micro-transactions.
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Mar 23, 2023 13:39
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Shows up to new pediatrician's office; searches for way to unlock fast travel for next visit.
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Mar 23, 2023 16:13
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- Macnult
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gamer mom gently reminds gamer dad that scholarships aren’t everything. besides, their child wanting to quit MOBAs for FPS might still pay off with Source 2
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Mar 23, 2023 21:38
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Trying to find a charter school for my kids that does any-percent completion.
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Mar 24, 2023 01:27
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- nut
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*sucks air through teeth* not a shiny, eh
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Mar 24, 2023 14:30
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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*sucks air through teeth* not a shiny, eh
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Mar 24, 2023 14:50
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- nut
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360 no endoscope
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Mar 24, 2023 15:59
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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*pats belly*
Honey, we're getting a DLC!
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Mar 24, 2023 17:11
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- Khanstant
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playing Basshunter on headphones on belly to help the fetus develop gamer skill in utero
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Mar 25, 2023 05:28
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Reads chapters of GameFAQs walk-throughs to kids at bedtime.
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Mar 25, 2023 15:30
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Lets her kids attempt a saving throw to avoid a timeout.
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Mar 25, 2023 17:32
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