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I HAVE GOUT

Gamer mom here. Just destroyed my 6 year old son in a call of dooty cage match. mfer didnt see it coming

# ? Mar 22, 2023 17:30

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:13

I HAVE GOUT

You're at the dinner table at 8pm. You've been waiting there since six. And every time you ask mom if food's almost ready, she yells "come on, just five more minutes" from the darkened room down the hall that flickers with the strobing lights of a distant monitor.

# ? Mar 22, 2023 17:30

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Vacation is to the cosplay convention. Every. Single. Time.

# ? Mar 22, 2023 17:40

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

The framed photos on the nightstand show scenes from The Last of Us and Mass Effect instead of smiling children.

# ? Mar 22, 2023 17:41

Manifisto

grinding diaper changes, slowly working towards the toilet training cheevo

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 22, 2023 17:41

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The quest requires brewing 5 potions, so she brews 10 in case the party members want to take some home.

# ? Mar 22, 2023 17:56

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Playing hospital sim: "The patient sneezed. Prepare for exploratory surgery. Cancel that, the patient sneezed twice in a row. Get the crash cart!"

# ? Mar 22, 2023 18:01

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Writing an angry letter to the school principal because my children's HAPPINESS bar is always fully drained when they come home.

# ? Mar 22, 2023 18:21

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Hank, I think it's time we had the third-party peripherals talk...

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Mar 22, 2023 19:50

nut

horrified i gave birth 2 a noob

# ? Mar 22, 2023 21:13

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

dare we mention microwave's mom itt. the quintessential gamer mom

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Mar 22, 2023 21:53

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

I really took my time and enjoyed the experience of my first child and paid attention to all of his dialogue, but I'm speedrunning the second one. He's only two but I exploited a well known glitch in the walls of Yale to clip him through and get him that PhD. I'm thinking I can have him unlock Grandpa by three and die of old age at four and then I can really pat myself on the back.

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# ? Mar 23, 2023 07:40

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Forcing a PS4 and controllers into your hands when you get grounded.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 11:01

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

have fun on your raid sweetie and if you need me to come carry you you can call me anytime

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 23, 2023 11:26

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

When kiddo is bullied she goes into DS3 and hanks the offender.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 11:29

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Enjoys kids, but annoyed by all the micro-transactions.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 13:39

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

oh man now my K/D ratio is all hosed up

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Mar 23, 2023 14:44

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Shows up to new pediatrician's office; searches for way to unlock fast travel for next visit.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 16:13

baka of lathspell

wanna quote this whole thread

gamer mom sues afk dad for divorce after missing out on babbys first raid

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# ? Mar 23, 2023 16:28

Macnult

gamer mom gently reminds gamer dad that scholarships aren�t everything. besides, their child wanting to quit MOBAs for FPS might still pay off with Source 2

# ? Mar 23, 2023 21:38

alnilam

Shaming tje parents who get their kids braces and stuff for using premium upgrades... true gamers play vanilla only

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 23, 2023 23:01

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Trying to find a charter school for my kids that does any-percent completion.

# ? Mar 24, 2023 01:27

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

studying the elementary school principle's invincibility frames so I can perform a brutal takedown when my child is rated mid at the end of the semester

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# ? Mar 24, 2023 02:58