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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Post if you have a boner atm

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Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
I do

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my nub reaches for the sky

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
my penis is engorged at present but thats because i need to take a piss.
thankfully i don't have a boner because pissing with a boner is like difficulty level 10 poo poo.

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
but i hardly now her

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Give me a second...

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im soft

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
my cat is in my lap so that would be really awkward and i don't even want to think about it

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
like what if it pissed my cat off and he bit it?

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

A misanthrope posted:

like what if it pissed my cat off and he bit it?

cat teeth are like needles too, imagine you start peeing and it comes out in like 5 directions.

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

this has given me fearboner

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
Boner? I barely knew 'er!

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




I have a boner but I wish it would go down cuz I have to pee.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Robbie Fowler posted:

cat teeth are like needles too, imagine you start peeing and it comes out in like 5 directions.

oh jesus this thread has given me like three new neuroses

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Give me a second...

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

A misanthrope posted:

my cat is in my lap so that would be really awkward and i don't even want to think about it

ha. you have a pussy on your lap and don't have a boner

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
yah im hard so what?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

ha. you have a pussy on your lap and don't have a boner

yeah so? i don't see what the probl-

HEEEY

i don't think you mean "pussy cat" at all

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
my penis is erect so?? whats it to you that my member is turgid and throbbing

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

you irl posted:

my member is turgid and throbbing
:smith: it never throbs anymore

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i mean yeah the shaft is veiny and swollen and the head is engorged and sure my balls are high and tight but so what? where's this going?

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008



Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

holy poo poo boehners duck tie loving owns

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
posting gives me a bonner

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Stupid loving huge pics that break the tables

I see now why you need to ask if it's ok to post.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

spud posted:

I see now why you need to ask if it's ok to post.

wow you pitiful peon that can't afford an array of 3 4k monitors

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
there are really people who arent browsing sa with an extension or an app

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

5'd

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

gary oldmans diary posted:

there are really people who arent browsing sa with an extension or an app

i got an extenion right now



heehhheeee

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Jabronie posted:

i got an extenion right now



heehhheeee

5'd

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
i cannae be arsed to be pitchin nae tennae ferrae

wait waht is this i gots drumsticks in the oven

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Boner haver ITT

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

i didn't, but then i read this thread and now i do

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

i barely knew my boner lol

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I do not currently boner but I'm sure that later on there will be boner.
So I am preemptively posting for boner.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I had a dream that i had magic powers that let me induce boner in anything I wanted, a good drem

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Professor Shark posted:

i barely knew my boner lol
until you meat again

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Ahundredbux posted:

I had a dream that i had magic powers that let me induce boner in anything I wanted, a good drem

Did you go all Oprah with the magic boner inducement?

"You get a boner! And you get a boner! And you get a boner!"

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

boner i hardly know her

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I practice warlock spells in my free time.

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