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Post if you have a boner atm
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 03:43 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 01:50 |
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I do
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 03:47 |
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my nub reaches for the sky
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 03:49 |
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my penis is engorged at present but thats because i need to take a piss. thankfully i don't have a boner because pissing with a boner is like difficulty level 10 poo poo.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 03:51 |
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but i hardly now her
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 03:57 |
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Give me a second...
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 03:58 |
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im soft
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:00 |
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my cat is in my lap so that would be really awkward and i don't even want to think about it
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:03 |
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like what if it pissed my cat off and he bit it?
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:04 |
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A misanthrope posted:like what if it pissed my cat off and he bit it? cat teeth are like needles too, imagine you start peeing and it comes out in like 5 directions.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:07 |
this has given me fearboner
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:08 |
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Boner? I barely knew 'er!
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:08 |
I have a boner but I wish it would go down cuz I have to pee.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:09 |
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Robbie Fowler posted:cat teeth are like needles too, imagine you start peeing and it comes out in like 5 directions. oh jesus this thread has given me like three new neuroses
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:12 |
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TEAYCHES posted:im soft Give me a second...
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:13 |
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A misanthrope posted:my cat is in my lap so that would be really awkward and i don't even want to think about it ha. you have a pussy on your lap and don't have a boner
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:13 |
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yah im hard so what?
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:15 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:ha. you have a pussy on your lap and don't have a boner yeah so? i don't see what the probl- HEEEY i don't think you mean "pussy cat" at all
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:15 |
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my penis is erect so?? whats it to you that my member is turgid and throbbing
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:19 |
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you irl posted:my member is turgid and throbbing
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:21 |
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i mean yeah the shaft is veiny and swollen and the head is engorged and sure my balls are high and tight but so what? where's this going?
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:21 |
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:22 |
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holy poo poo boehners duck tie loving owns
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:22 |
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posting gives me a bonner
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:25 |
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:Stupid loving huge pics that break the tables I see now why you need to ask if it's ok to post.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:26 |
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spud posted:I see now why you need to ask if it's ok to post. wow you pitiful peon that can't afford an array of 3 4k monitors
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:27 |
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there are really people who arent browsing sa with an extension or an app
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:33 |
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5'd
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:07 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:there are really people who arent browsing sa with an extension or an app i got an extenion right now heehhheeee
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:15 |
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Jabronie posted:i got an extenion right now 5'd
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:24 |
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i cannae be arsed to be pitchin nae tennae ferrae wait waht is this i gots drumsticks in the oven
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:32 |
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Boner haver ITT
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 05:41 |
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i didn't, but then i read this thread and now i do
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 02:17 |
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i barely knew my boner lol
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 02:22 |
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I do not currently boner but I'm sure that later on there will be boner. So I am preemptively posting for boner.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 02:36 |
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I had a dream that i had magic powers that let me induce boner in anything I wanted, a good drem
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 02:42 |
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Professor Shark posted:i barely knew my boner lol
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 02:45 |
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Ahundredbux posted:I had a dream that i had magic powers that let me induce boner in anything I wanted, a good drem Did you go all Oprah with the magic boner inducement? "You get a boner! And you get a boner! And you get a boner!"
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 02:45 |
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boner i hardly know her
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 03:22 |
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I practice warlock spells in my free time.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 03:29 |