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FreshCutFries

nobody listens to me because im just too smart for them to get what im saying

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FreshCutFries

i cant open this bag of chps on my desk because im too smart. I just cant get down to the level of the bag designers to figure out what they intended

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
same. No one understands the lonliness of telling a joke and the room just being silent cause no 1 gets it.

devil

you been reading mike fs twitter Thingyman?

FreshCutFries

dave. posted:

you been reading mike fs twitter Thingyman?

no

im too smart for twitter

Scaly Haylie

Thingyman posted:

no

im too smart for twitter

you need a tumblr, friend

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
im way too smart to get a job and move out of my parent's house, the world just doesn't get me

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
i happen to be the smartest of the corvids and by extension of all the birds

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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FreshCutFries

i loked at that mike f's guy's twitter and i didn't see anything like in this thread, so i think this thread may have just confused dave a little bit. it's understandable though. it's a really smart thread to get.

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
who is mike f?
why is there always something else going on? Maybe I need the being not so smart is like way hard thread.

FreshCutFries

ChairmanMeow posted:

who is mike f?
why is there always something else going on? Maybe I need the being not so smart is like way hard thread.

using my powerful intellect i determined it's weird-twitter/FYAD guy animaldrums: https://twitter.com/animaldrumss

it may also be @iceCreamMan108, though: https://twitter.com/icecreamman108

Moola
being hard is like way smart

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
thank you.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
wtfbsilwemysjsysh?

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
One smart Yobber, he felt smart
Two smart Yobbers, they felt smart
Three smart Yobbers, they all smelt fart

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dogcrash truther
i'm so smart i can translate my smart thoughts into a form of expression that dumb people can understand, so i haven't had that experience, but keep trying, one day you might be like me, a person for whom being smart is easy

Scaly Haylie

i'm so smard right now

google THIS

I'm so smart i feel no pain. other people hurt themselves and say "ow, that smarts!" but for me that's just how I feel all the time

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

it's why im such a stupid dumb gently caress :)

joke_explainer


Oh, a wise guy, eh? *pokes thingyman in the eyes*

Commie NedFlanders

I receive so much divine wisdom that it renders me entirely mute and autistic

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
smart ppl are mean. im a dumbass and im friendly and happy :downs:

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

smart ppl are mean. im a dumbass and im friendly and happy :downs:

this is why some prefer dogs to cats

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
dogs are good but so are cats
pets are rad


thanks Manifisto!

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
I'm telepathic so I don't suffer from the solipsistic bias. Other people have some pretty darn smart ideas about the most random poo poo, too.

ron color
sometimes when people have no idea what you're talking about it's because you're smart, and sometimes it's because you're dumb as hell

Worldshatter

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



I know what you're saying OP, I mean sometimes I'll try to do quantum equations and I just can't get them because they're designed for people of normal intelligence.

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
What if...being a dumb rear end is actually this smart thing to do. So if you're a dumbass, you're smart.

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

What if...being a dumb rear end is actually this smart thing to do. So if you're a dumbass, you're smart.

if no one ever expects anything from you, you can't let them down. Also you get to sleep in.

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate

ChairmanMeow posted:

if no one ever expects anything from you, you can't let them down. Also you get to sleep in.

I like you. You think really good.

Commie NedFlanders

I know a lot in the Socratic sense

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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FreshCutFries

dogcrash truther posted:

i'm so smart i can translate my smart thoughts into a form of expression that dumb people can understand, so i haven't had that experience, but keep trying, one day you might be like me, a person for whom being smart is easy

i..buh..whu......

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Commie NedFlanders posted:

I know a lot in the Socratic sense

I know a lot in the biblical sense

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Commie NedFlanders posted:

I know a lot in the Socratic sense
Hello Jon Snow

fuck. marry. t-rex

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I know a lot in the biblical sense

lol

SummerLove
Im so smart it hurts my huge brain just thinking about it.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Too smart for your own good

yogizh
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
Wish I was dumb, dumb ignorant fools live the happy lives.

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smoobles

idiot mom: can you fix my computer

me: rolls eyes

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FluffieDuckie

i'm so smart that i can't even get my brain to think down to the level of some of these threads. like the ones about computers and science. and most of joke explainer's posts

i'm way way too smart to communicate on that level


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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