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I don't understand how people fail to comprehend this. There's people in my building I've told five plus times that my dog is going to loving bite their hand if they stick it infront of his face and it never stops them from thinking its perfectly fine to stick their hand right in front of the dog's mouth. Is there something I'm not communicating that leads them to think my dog won't loving go for the hand when they put their hand right in his face?
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Nope, I feel ya. I tell people all the time "my gun will shoot you," but they never have the sense to get away before I can draw and fire
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Feb 10, 2017 04:00
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tell them "Don't touch my dog"
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Feb 10, 2017 04:06
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get a better dog, dumbass
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Feb 10, 2017 04:08
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people who approach dogs without properly gauging the situation are retarded. dogs who run up to and jump on strangers are equally dumb. the owners of said dogs are the worst of all. besides me 
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Feb 10, 2017 04:11
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Why is your dog such a dick? 
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Feb 10, 2017 04:11
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seriously how can a dog be a dick I'm kind of upset?
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luv 2 date boys posted:get a better dog, dumbass This one was free though, that's the best kind of dog if you ignore its crippling anxiety and hostility. If it didn't have these kind of issues I could use it to pick up hella babes though, they love him.
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Feb 10, 2017 04:12
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Bad dog. Sad!
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1500quidporsche posted:This one was free though, that's the best kind of dog if you ignore its crippling anxiety and hostility. If it didn't have these kind of issues I could use it to pick up hella babes though, they love him. No dogs are free unless you starve them, guy.
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Feb 10, 2017 04:12
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Need to recalibrate your dog. If you can spend 1500 quid on a ride you can spend ten bucks to get a dog recalibration. You just take your dog to the vet and tell him what's wrong and the situation works itself out from there.
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Feb 10, 2017 04:15
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luv 2 date boys posted:get a better dog, dumbass
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Feb 10, 2017 04:16
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Where do you live op so I can make your dog bite me and sue you into financial ruin
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Feb 10, 2017 04:17
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kill your stupid loving dog then if you can't contorl it i also feel no empathy for the bitten.
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Feb 10, 2017 04:18
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she always says she isn't on birth control and 18 years later someone posts on the forums and I gotta tell them i hosed their mom
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Feb 10, 2017 04:18
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scuba school sucks posted:Need to recalibrate your dog. If you can spend 1500 quid on a ride you can spend ten bucks to get a dog recalibration. You just take your dog to the vet and tell him what's wrong and the situation works itself out from there. The dog is find as long as complete strangers aren't sticking their hands in his face. I view this as less of a dog issue and more of a "people don't loving listen" issue. Its worth noting that the dog will sit on command when in in the elevator with other people or with other people passing him in the hall, he only starts getting aggressive as soon as a hand is stuck right in front of him.
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Feb 10, 2017 04:19
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OP can I suggest raising your dog correctly or don't bring it into contact with others, tia
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1500quidporsche posted:I don't understand how people fail to comprehend this. There's people in my building I've told five plus times that my dog is going to loving bite their hand if they stick it infront of his face and it never stops them from thinking its perfectly fine to stick their hand right in front of the dog's mouth. Is there something I'm not communicating that leads them to think my dog won't loving go for the hand when they put their hand right in his face? It's a pitbull and you're a monster just like your monster dog.
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ra tehuti posted:OP can I suggest raising your dog correctly or don't bring it into contact with others, tia same but ops mom (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 10, 2017 04:23
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Tell them that your dog has the AIDS.
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Feb 10, 2017 04:26
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Dave_Indeed posted:It's a pitbull and you're a monster just like your monster dog. The dog is some poodle-shitsu mix that looks gay as gently caress when it's hair grows in so I have to constantly shave it and it's front legs are all hosed up. Again it's a free dog so I can't really complain. Bogus Adventure posted:Tell them that your dog has the AIDS. This is legitimately a good idea.
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Feb 10, 2017 04:29
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1500quidporsche posted:Is there something I'm not communicating that leads them to think my dog won't loving go for the hand when they put their hand right in his face? You are probably subconsciously communicating to your dog that you are nervous about that stranger doing something, and you're priming your dog to snap at them.
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Feb 10, 2017 04:30
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don't try and get friendly with a stranger's dachshund, they'll loudly bark at best and bite you at worst
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1500quidporsche posted:The dog is some poodle-shitsu mix that looks gay as gently caress
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Feb 10, 2017 04:34
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What in your loving head thought you were contributing to the forums by posting this thread?
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Feb 10, 2017 04:35
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gently caress you for having a dog that bites, your dog sucks and you suck even more
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ra tehuti posted:What in your loving head thought you were contributing to the forums by posting this thread? nice meltdown Also OP, you're responsible for your free dog so maybe sign up for some training to desensitize the dog or change the association of having a strangers hand in its face into something positive instead...by I dunno, having someone(s) he doesn't know offer him an amazing treat he never gets otherwise until he looks forward to it? Dogs are pretty simple man. Option B is muzzle it. You can do this if you're just sick of people stopping you to pet your dog--no one's approaching a muzzled dog to give pets and if they do you won't get sued and the dog won't be euthanized 
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Feb 10, 2017 04:45
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I'd rather get bit by OP's dog than have him suck my dick, but that's just one man's opinion.
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Feb 10, 2017 04:46
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wuffles posted:Option B is muzzle it. This, for you.
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Feb 10, 2017 04:47
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A biting dick.... Hmmmmmm... Like a big wiener w/ teeth? That's pretty wild!
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Feb 10, 2017 04:48
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dress your dog like a bad rear end op
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Feb 10, 2017 04:50
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give your dog a badass scary collar to ward of strangers like one with spikes on it and a little metal bone hanging below that says "BAD TO DA BONE"
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Feb 10, 2017 04:51
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Condition the dog to recoil from other hands by punching it in the nose immediately after each time it attempts to bite your out-stretched hand. Pavlov has proven this works if you repeat it enough times. e: Please don't actually punch your free weaponized animal.
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I actually want to muzzle him but I can't find a loving size to fit. I think if you let him offlease with a muzzle on for a month or two he'd be fine after that. But the ones I look at are either too restrictive or he can get them off himself.
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Feb 10, 2017 05:04
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push it around in a pram (if the dog's small enough). then instead of hands, it can bite old ladies faces when they lean in to peep the "baby"
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1500quidporsche posted:I actually want to muzzle him but I can't find a loving size to fit. I think if you let him offlease with a muzzle on for a month or two he'd be fine after that. But the ones I look at are either too restrictive or he can get them off himself. lol the problem is that your lovely dog is too small for a loving muzzle and you're too bitch made to control it. stop projecting, bro.
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Maybe be a better dog owner and train him not to be a big rear end in a top hat like it's owner.
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