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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Hello my fellow goons.



I found out I have a collection of really old plant books. Like this one. I looked through one and the first section I landed to was about the author having very strong opinions on wild garlic. This compelled me to read more of it, like the material enough for me to read even more of it, then decide to share this knowledge with the rest of you.

So! Let's peruse the contents, shall well? What catches your eye?
(Also, pardon the mystery stains. poo poo is old.)





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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Here is a primer: the section on WILD GARLIC I transcribed in the bad book thread, then wisely decided to do it electronically.







SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I won't stand idly by and let some ancient piece of poo poo besmirch the godsend that is garlic.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Man that guy really has it out for wild garlic.

Also I want to learn more about the weed named after me (horehound).

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Man that guy really has it out for wild garlic.

Also I want to learn more about the weed named after me (horehound).

Bit blurry on the edges, hope you don't mind.







I am also wondering if I should google image search modern color photographs of these plants but that would probably kill the magic :shrug:

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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I like just the drawings personally. Also I definitely belong in "waste places" so I think this horehound plant is definitely for me.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Let's have another one, Sheep sorrel! This is the other one that compelled me to make this thread:







:420: :ussr: :420:

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
drat, I'm going to start keeping my cows away from garlic.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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I imagine him angrily adding that last (Naturalized from Europe) bit in as if to imply a communist weed could never have originated on Pure American Soil. Modern textbooks should be written in this style where you can dunk on some stupid plants in the captions instead of having to be all technical about everything.

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Pick up 'the wonder book of plant life' by j.h. fabre, lots of great pictures like that and beautifully written

Hey cool-archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.351353

Free Cheese fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Feb 15, 2018

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I refuse to go where the horehound is, and insist it come to me. :colbert:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Free Cheese posted:

Pick up 'the wonder book of plant life' by j.h. fabre, lots of great pictures like that and beautifully written

Hey cool-archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.351353

Originally printed in 1924 (apparently) goddrat.

Here's one I just scanned- the Nimble Will!







*The book slipped a bit at the end, thats why the last page looks hosed up.

But are YOU a Nimble Will?

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Ugh I loving hate horse nettle.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Peetown Manning posted:

Ugh I loving hate horse nettle.

There is surprisingly little information about it in the book.





King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Natural garlic flavor in a steak sounds like a marketing winner to me. I'm an idea man though, not a farmer.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
wild garlic you motherfucker you piece of poo poo

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
im not high enough for this

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Tell me more about this flower-of-an-hour, op

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Ziv Zulander posted:

Tell me more about this flower-of-an-hour, op

Yes.





DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
This book is actually great. I want to see what he has to say about the pernicious dandelion.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

This book is actually great. I want to see what he has to say about the pernicious dandelion.

Here you go :c00l:







DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I genuinely never thought about its name meaning "tooth of the lion" so I even learned something!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
snoop dandelion

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
pp 207 plz

I need to know if I hate this dude or not.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

dee eight posted:

pp 207 plz

I need to know if I hate this dude or not.

Catnip it is.





Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hit me with some of that jimson weed

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Mozi posted:

hit me with some of that jimson weed

:2bong:







dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

dee eight posted:

I need to know if I hate this dude or not.

Well alright. This guy is A-OK in my book. Nice job on the illustration, too.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Cool! I'm actually growing a couple of those because the flowers are amazing and smell great, but maybe they bred out the foul odor of the leaves at some point because I don't notice it... Also a little surprised he didn't say 'don't eat the drat seeds.'

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
After sentence one of the Catnip section I had to google "emmenagogue" (which, by the way, is a substance that stimulates or increases menstrual flow)

and then sentence two was like "you probably have to use a dictionary to figure out what that means :smuggo:"

I love this dude

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
only old book on weed you need is the bible :2bong:

god posted:

Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. And as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'm glad you guys are enjoying it. I'm gonna post more sections I liked enough to scan on my own volition tomorrow. Hopefully, I can scan more requests for specific weeds that catch your eyes.

And here's a modern color photo of a seedpod from the aforementioned Jimson weed. Just look at it :whatup:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i like how he was talking about sour and sweet soil. based on the other passages, it seems likely that he was being literal and liked to go around eating dirt.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i like how he was talking about sour and sweet soil. based on the other passages, it seems likely that he was being literal and liked to go around eating dirt.

Or perhaps his enemies.

E: sweet and sour soils are an old-fashioned method of talking about PH levels.

sour=acidic, sweet=alkaline :ms:

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Feb 16, 2018

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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EorayMel posted:

Or perhaps his enemies.

Except wild garlic. gently caress that plant.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

hell yes scan more walls of text this is the content i crave!!!

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

This is excellent

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Do Pigweed

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
Did you do Jimson Weed yet?

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vudan
Dec 11, 2010
If your cow gives garlic milk, make garlic butter.

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