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Of getting caught cheating!!
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:14 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:09 |
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A billionaire getting $60 dollar handjobs.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:15 |
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get 'im
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:17 |
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Sounds like getting your balls deflated is the real Patriots tradition.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:18 |
Eat the rich.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:19 |
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an asian massage parlor in a strip mall. thats a man who believes in tradition
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:23 |
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Hope Tom Brady got caught too
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:26 |
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he was just looking for the future mrs kraft
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:26 |
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prostitution was legal in Rhode Island for like 12 years in the 90s because the state legislature phrased the law wrong or something. Maybe he just went senile and got confused about the year?
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:28 |
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kill all team owners
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:30 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:prostitution was legal in Rhode Island for like 12 years in the 90s because the state legislature phrased the law wrong or something. Maybe he just went senile and got confused about the year? And the state he was in? (the Patriots are based in Massachusetts and this crime happened in Florida)
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:32 |
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Gaunab posted:Hope Tom Brady got caught too Too busy kissing son.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:35 |
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Big Beef City posted:And the state he was in? They are gthe New England Patriots and frankly its disrespectful of the Florida police to not allow them to practice their traditional culture
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:35 |
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The funniest part is this dude's an absurdly wealthy billionaire in his late 70s and somehow thought he wouldn't get caught while having his goddamn chauffeur drive him to sketchy rear end "massage parlors". Unbelievable... except it's not because reality is satire itself.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:37 |
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maybe his back was just really hurting
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:42 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:The funniest part is this dude's an absurdly wealthy billionaire in his late 70s and somehow thought he wouldn't get caught while having his goddamn chauffeur drive him to sketchy rear end "massage parlors". Unbelievable... except it's not because reality is satire itself. A sketchy massage parlor already under investigation for human sex trafficking. It's going to cost him a lot to make this go away.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:50 |
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I say, I'm in the mood for some regular tomfoolery tonight. Chauffeur, let's journey out to a den of immorality, and really have ourselves a good tumble. Excuse me madam, but I'd like you to slap my balls around for a hundred dollars. Yes, I'll wait.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 21:53 |
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:00 |
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It's really bizarre and strange because if you're Robert loving Kraft worth like 6 billion dollars then you can walk into literally anywhere in the world and have your pick of women who want to do whatever strange sex stuff with you because you wield more power, money, and influence than many small countries and then you don't have to commit felonies while exploiting women who are probably held against their will to give you handjobs. I just don't get it.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:00 |
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Well families are always rising and falling in America, am I right?
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:00 |
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Shinjobi posted:I say, I'm in the mood for some regular tomfoolery tonight. Chauffeur, let's journey out to a den of immorality, and really have ourselves a good tumble.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:01 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:It's really bizarre and strange because if you're Robert loving Kraft worth like 6 billion dollars then you can walk into literally anywhere in the world and have your pick of women who want to do whatever strange sex stuff with you because you wield more power, money, and influence than many small countries and then you don't have to commit felonies while exploiting women who are probably held against their will to give you handjobs. I just don't get it. Not sure why he just doesn't have a dozen super models that live with him like any other sex crazed billionaire.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:06 |
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Mozi posted:maybe his back was just really hurting Well, multiple news outlets are reporting there are 'several' tapes of his encounters there, so hopefully some experts can analyze his treatment at this facility and hopefully help him going forward!
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:08 |
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poor guy best wishes for a speedy recovery Mr Kraft!
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:13 |
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https://twitter.com/sportsrapport/status/1099005747940216833?s=19
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:15 |
Doing what it takes to give the Patriots that sense of being an underdog next year.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:16 |
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every superbowl they send a fbi, atf, dea, and cia task force, because some rich guy with a $300000 box seat just needs a young underage girl sucking his dilz why men in body armor scramble for an egg shaped ball.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:18 |
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copy of the police report https://ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com/74/98/64c708b942ac9a24ed0e40f57db0/hua-pc.pdf
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:18 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:It's really bizarre and strange because if you're Robert loving Kraft worth like 6 billion dollars then you can walk into literally anywhere in the world and have your pick of women who want to do whatever strange sex stuff with you because you wield more power, money, and influence than many small countries and then you don't have to commit felonies while exploiting women who are probably held against their will to give you handjobs. I just don't get it. Because all those super models and top paid escorts and so forth have some protections. Would anybody cares if a poor prostitute "disappears"?
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:25 |
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Luckyellow posted:Because all those super models and top paid escorts and so forth have some protections. it's how steve jobs good some new kidneys, but look how that worked out
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:27 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:copy of the police report
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:29 |
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rubthingawful dot com
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:32 |
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"Honestly officer I'm visually impaired, I thought joining rubmaps.com meant something else entirely"
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:35 |
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I feel like handjob parlor might be one of those places where you would want to use a fake name and pay cash.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:39 |
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Edgar posted:A billionaire getting $60 dollar handjobs. this is how rich people become and stay rich. they don't spend beyond their means poor people are poor because they waste their welfare on steak and lobster and escorts
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:40 |
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If the $59 happy ending special is good enough for a billionaire it’s good enough for me
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:44 |
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snack eater posted:this is how rich people become and stay rich. they don't spend beyond their means
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:45 |
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i'm reading the police report and it's just gross and sad. blech
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 22:46 |
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Please be Jeb Please be Jeb Please be Jeb Please be Jeb Please be Jeb Please be Jeb
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 23:13 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:09 |
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if his wife divorces him over this his tinder name should be " Kraft Single"
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 23:15 |