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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
and why the fuxk do I have to pay $12 to have a coffee delivered to me? What is the point of delivery apps if I have to pay out the rear end to get cheap poo poo delivered cuz i'm a lazy piece of poo poo. I'll tip the driver, sure. Pay $2 for a "small item" and $3.99 in tax? MAN, THIS poo poo WHOMPS.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
thats what you get for using a lovely delivery app OP

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

It's not really worth it for them to spend the gas to deliver something that small and cheap so you get charged extra hth

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's a fee for a small item, op

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Penis tax. They have to charge you extra, OP

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Sounds like something brothels would charge certain men.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Genesplicer posted:

Sounds like something brothels would charge certain men.

Damnit, was hoping to be the first to make this joke.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
yo OP,

its for ya tiny dick

Richard M Nixon
Apr 26, 2009

"The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."

1redflag posted:

Damnit, was hoping to be the first to make this joke.

You're about 16 years behind the OP's mom's doctor at the first ultrasound.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
delivery apps are for chumps get your own drat coffee OP!

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i can't even construct a believable youtube persona where coffee getting delivered to me is normal

Richard M Nixon
Apr 26, 2009

"The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."
When I worked at Dell, they installed this robotic barista where you could order your drinks on your phone and then go pick it up from the robot when it was ready. Pretty cool to watch, but it made drinks immediately. The real world limitations of a fixed size array for storage and a fifo queue for order processing were quickly realized.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Is there an uber for hookers?

Cause that's where you would get charged a small item fee lmao.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
It's when you order Tim and not TIm.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

it's a fee for a small item, op

Actually it's a small fee for a single item order

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Getting coffee should be an excuse to leave your desk and briefly escape the hell that is American work culture.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I just make a carafe of coffee like a poo poo load of coffee and it costs like $0.50 or less.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

iTS FOR YOUR SMALL-

Devils Affricate posted:

yo OP,

its for ya tiny dick

goddamnit

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I wonder how long before some grubhub driver manages to poison multiple people before anyone figures it out.

Like that's a lot of trust in some independent person that probably doesn't even have to do much more than a basic background check.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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my friend keeps ordering beer and somehow they keep loving it up and hes gotten a bunch of free beer somehow

sound business model

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I wonder how long before some grubhub driver manages to poison multiple people before anyone figures it out.

Like that's a lot of trust in some independent person that probably doesn't even have to do much more than a basic background check.

so like the rest of the restaurant industry?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Imagine being such a weak little baby that you have to have coffee delivered instead of just waiting until it's more convenient to go buy or make some coffee.

You're bad OP.

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I wonder how long before some grubhub driver manages to poison multiple people before anyone figures it out.

Like that's a lot of trust in some independent person that probably doesn't even have to do much more than a basic background check.

lol you think restaurants do background checks

(some do, but many do not)

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I wonder how long before some grubhub driver manages to poison multiple people before anyone figures it out.

Like that's a lot of trust in some independent person that probably doesn't even have to do much more than a basic background check.

The key is to beat them down so bsd that the idea of spending their scant free time to kill people for no material gain is unthinkable. As in they are so physically tired that they literally cannot think of complex plans

Serjeant Snubbin
Feb 1, 2002

Pillbug

Oscar Wild posted:

It's when you order Tim and not TIm.
Far too subtle and clever.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I get a discount for ordering my magnums from amazon. They’re like whoa. Let’s overnight these to Burt sexual ASAP.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Burt Sexual posted:

I get a discount for ordering my magnums from amazon. They’re like whoa. Let’s overnight these to Burt sexual ASAP.

So your wife finally talked you into cuckoldry, eh?

Captain Rufus
Sep 16, 2005

CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK

1redflag posted:

So your wife finally talked you into cuckoldry, eh?

Hey he could be taking Jose's interests of pegging and trying to avoid cross contamination you know. :gooncamp:

naem
May 29, 2011

I order delivery a little too often

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

eating take out is for the rich. having a single premade meal delivered to you is for the super rich.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

eating take out is for the rich. having a single premade meal delivered to you is for the super rich.

You don’t have to tip on carry out orders. (A joke, to most)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i always tip $1 at my favorite take away chinese place

i always get DINNER B, even when i order something else ive gotten the same thing for so long they just give me dinner b like i ordered something else by accident lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i think tha OP should order up a knuckle sandwich for delivery tonight!!!

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

it's a fee for a small item, op

Oh, this makes sense. Ty

JoaoVitorBF
Aug 31, 2018

I AM THE DARKNESS
When does an item become a small item?

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

i think tha OP should order up a knuckle sandwich for delivery tonight!!!

If i dont have to pay a big BEEFY fist fee sure

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

JoaoVitorBF posted:

When does an item become a small item?

When you aren't ordering lunch for the whole office and don't want to be inconvenienced by driving yourself to the nearest cafe for 1 iced coffee. So u pay up. Pay up gud

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Am I understanding this right, you paid ~$17 for a cup of coffee?

I spent about 15 cents on coffee today.

e: $18?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Internetjack posted:

Am I understanding this right, you paid ~$17 for a cup of coffee?

I spent about 15 cents on coffee today.

e: $18?

And y’all accuse me of being bougie

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how much do you tip your landlord?

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