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and why the fuxk do I have to pay $12 to have a coffee delivered to me? What is the point of delivery apps if I have to pay out the rear end to get cheap poo poo delivered cuz i'm a lazy piece of poo poo. I'll tip the driver, sure. Pay $2 for a "small item" and $3.99 in tax? MAN, THIS poo poo WHOMPS.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 21:46 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 10:20 |
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thats what you get for using a lovely delivery app OP
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 21:47 |
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It's not really worth it for them to spend the gas to deliver something that small and cheap so you get charged extra hth
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 21:49 |
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it's a fee for a small item, op
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 21:55 |
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Penis tax. They have to charge you extra, OP
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 21:57 |
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Sounds like something brothels would charge certain men.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 21:58 |
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Genesplicer posted:Sounds like something brothels would charge certain men. Damnit, was hoping to be the first to make this joke.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:21 |
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yo OP, its for ya tiny dick
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:24 |
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1redflag posted:Damnit, was hoping to be the first to make this joke. You're about 16 years behind the OP's mom's doctor at the first ultrasound.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:25 |
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delivery apps are for chumps get your own drat coffee OP!
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:28 |
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i can't even construct a believable youtube persona where coffee getting delivered to me is normal
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:35 |
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When I worked at Dell, they installed this robotic barista where you could order your drinks on your phone and then go pick it up from the robot when it was ready. Pretty cool to watch, but it made drinks immediately. The real world limitations of a fixed size array for storage and a fifo queue for order processing were quickly realized.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:35 |
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Is there an uber for hookers? Cause that's where you would get charged a small item fee lmao.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:36 |
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It's when you order Tim and not TIm.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:42 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:it's a fee for a small item, op Actually it's a small fee for a single item order
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:48 |
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Getting coffee should be an excuse to leave your desk and briefly escape the hell that is American work culture.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:52 |
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I just make a carafe of coffee like a poo poo load of coffee and it costs like $0.50 or less.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:56 |
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iTS FOR YOUR SMALL-Devils Affricate posted:yo OP, goddamnit
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:57 |
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I wonder how long before some grubhub driver manages to poison multiple people before anyone figures it out. Like that's a lot of trust in some independent person that probably doesn't even have to do much more than a basic background check.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 23:04 |
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my friend keeps ordering beer and somehow they keep loving it up and hes gotten a bunch of free beer somehow sound business model
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 23:06 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I wonder how long before some grubhub driver manages to poison multiple people before anyone figures it out. so like the rest of the restaurant industry?
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 23:09 |
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Imagine being such a weak little baby that you have to have coffee delivered instead of just waiting until it's more convenient to go buy or make some coffee. You're bad OP.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 23:20 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I wonder how long before some grubhub driver manages to poison multiple people before anyone figures it out. lol you think restaurants do background checks (some do, but many do not)
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 23:20 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I wonder how long before some grubhub driver manages to poison multiple people before anyone figures it out. The key is to beat them down so bsd that the idea of spending their scant free time to kill people for no material gain is unthinkable. As in they are so physically tired that they literally cannot think of complex plans
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 23:21 |
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Oscar Wild posted:It's when you order Tim and not TIm.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 23:29 |
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I get a discount for ordering my magnums from amazon. They’re like whoa. Let’s overnight these to Burt sexual ASAP.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 23:31 |
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Burt Sexual posted:I get a discount for ordering my magnums from amazon. They’re like whoa. Let’s overnight these to Burt sexual ASAP. So your wife finally talked you into cuckoldry, eh?
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 23:52 |
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1redflag posted:So your wife finally talked you into cuckoldry, eh? Hey he could be taking Jose's interests of pegging and trying to avoid cross contamination you know.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 23:59 |
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I order delivery a little too often
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 00:14 |
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eating take out is for the rich. having a single premade meal delivered to you is for the super rich.
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 00:17 |
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:eating take out is for the rich. having a single premade meal delivered to you is for the super rich. You don’t have to tip on carry out orders. (A joke, to most)
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 00:20 |
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i always tip $1 at my favorite take away chinese place i always get DINNER B, even when i order something else ive gotten the same thing for so long they just give me dinner b like i ordered something else by accident lol
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 00:29 |
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i think tha OP should order up a knuckle sandwich for delivery tonight!!!
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 00:29 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:it's a fee for a small item, op Oh, this makes sense. Ty
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 01:10 |
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When does an item become a small item?
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 01:15 |
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Chinatown posted:i think tha OP should order up a knuckle sandwich for delivery tonight!!! If i dont have to pay a big BEEFY fist fee sure
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 01:16 |
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JoaoVitorBF posted:When does an item become a small item? When you aren't ordering lunch for the whole office and don't want to be inconvenienced by driving yourself to the nearest cafe for 1 iced coffee. So u pay up. Pay up gud
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 01:18 |
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Am I understanding this right, you paid ~$17 for a cup of coffee? I spent about 15 cents on coffee today. e: $18?
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 01:27 |
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Internetjack posted:Am I understanding this right, you paid ~$17 for a cup of coffee? And y’all accuse me of being bougie
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 01:39 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 10:20 |
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how much do you tip your landlord?
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