Whataburger was Texas' hidden gem, a series of small A-shaped temples built to the glory of the fast food burger. It's since spread out to a few of the lesser nearby states. Recently, the whole church was purchased by some mobsters in Chicago or something. Presumably soon more states will have a refuge to run to when someone from California goes on about their burger chain with the horrible spongey fries and overcooked grilled onions. [Where to Find one? There are 680 in Texas and smattering of others in the nearby southier states. Just look for a big orange-and-white striped building. Whata to get? Just get a number 1, that's what I do. It's great the way it comes. I don't add cheese, I'm just that way but reports are it's good with cheese, in the way things are good with cheese, at least. The special burgs they do occasionally are also super dope and worth trying, especially if it's green chile burger season. I really never had to go further than the burgs, they got other stuff, but I can't even get there, the basic burg is so good. I know the only reason Whataburger isn't more popular is because of the endemic horribleness/glory of my homestate, since just objectively it is the best possible fast food burger.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 22:23 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 15:18 |
freakin stuck at work dreamin of whataburg irl imo tbh rn
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 22:24 |
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This is me trying to win the lottery so I can build my own private mini-WB with staff so that I don't have to eat with the plebs. Mine will only make like 5 things. Who the gently caress is eating chicken at WB?
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 23:13 |
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whataburger chicken is godlike
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 23:22 |
Yeah, I'd talk poo poo on they chicken but I've heard enough from people who basically only get their chicken and honey biscuits who loving love it. Maybe someday I'll find out.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 23:47 |
Whataburger is a symptom of the disease that is Texas.
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 00:34 |
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The chicken fajita burrito is pretty solid!
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 02:25 |
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getting flashed working the whataburgee drive thru window , actually not Good 24/7 dining
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 05:41 |
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Fuckin love that whataburg
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 06:21 |
i accidentally drove home after work instead of whataburger so im still dreamin
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 16:30 |
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Whataburger is the only reason I'm glad my grandmother moved to Tulsa. Two more months and and it'll be my first stop on the way from the airport.
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 21:00 |
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I'm thinkin bout a sweet n spicy bacon burger with extra grilled onions, peppers and even jalepenos for lunch.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 09:02 |
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Love it Only place I could get a Patty Melt at 4 in the morning.
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# ? Feb 23, 2020 11:38 |
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Those fuckers got rid of the Monterey Melt. They replaced it with the mushroom swiss which is still good, but nothing will replace the greasy puddle in my heart that was the Monterey Melt.
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# ? Feb 23, 2020 17:49 |
Should've called it the Whatathread, OP
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 03:46 |
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Just got myself a buffalo ranch chicken sandwich yesterday and it was LEGIT
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 15:46 |
Snazzy Frocks posted:Just got myself a buffalo ranch chicken sandwich yesterday and it was LEGIT Sometimes they come out lukewarm and it's really flipping disgusting but if you get them when they're pipping hot they are unbeatable
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 18:58 |
tweet my meat posted:Those fuckers got rid of the Monterey Melt. They replaced it with the mushroom swiss which is still good, but nothing will replace the greasy puddle in my heart that was the Monterey Melt. Dude, I swear to blob I seen the Monterrey melt last week??
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 20:41 |
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I loved Whattaburger when I was in Texas. It’s good though wish the fries were better. My go to was the double meat with cheese Whattaburger Jr. their fancy ketchup and spicy were good.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 14:52 |
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Snazzy Frocks posted:Just got myself a buffalo ranch chicken sandwich yesterday and it was LEGIT So I was craving a buff chick and it was off the menu for the time being and I tried to order one anyway, awesome employee said: "sorry its not on the menu anymore..... hold up... we can make one for you, ok we'll order a Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich... dry(no sauce)... sub toast for bun... add buffalo add ranch! Bam there you go!" He was my hero. After I got that revelation to avoid being that guy at the window I downloaded the app and just make it in there before I leave my house. Bun sub not shown. Usually they give it to me without sauce applied but with a tub of Ranch and a tub of Buffalo in the bag, which is even better so I can apply what I want at home
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 16:36 |
Had a double meat and large unsweet tea with large fries, spicy ketchup. The vegetables weren't too moist. I thoroughly enjoyed this dining experience
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 21:35 |
Dillon2 posted:Had a double meat and large unsweet tea with large fries, spicy ketchup. The vegetables weren't too moist. I thoroughly enjoyed this dining experience Update: Everything is bigger in Texas much like my turds after WHataburger!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Mar 2, 2020 02:23 |
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Whataburger now with the limited time only BBQ Bacon Burger owns
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# ? Apr 23, 2020 06:26 |
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Way too much BBQ on it, stick with the sweet and spicy bacon burg imo
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# ? Apr 25, 2020 21:23 |
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monterey melt for lunch/dinner sausage egg sandwich on jalapeno cheddar biscuit for breakfast/midnight snack Whataburger is the best
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# ? May 13, 2020 03:08 |
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#1 with mayo and mustard, on texas toast. onion rings, not fries also pro-tip, the biscuits and gravy is the same price as a plain biscuit, a plain sausage biscuit, and a side of regular (not sausage) gravy. they have two kinds of gravy!
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# ? May 13, 2020 06:58 |
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I pretty much stick with the honey bbq chicken strip sandwich but will change over to BBQ ranch, the A1 burger or sweet and spicy burger when they're around. Once in a while I used to order the chicken strip dinner but they always seem to kind of get mad when I ask for it????? So I don't anymore. I don't like their fries but still order them as a spicy ketchup delivery system.
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# ? May 13, 2020 10:07 |
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The sweet and spicy bacon burger is ALWAYS around pardner.
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# ? May 13, 2020 19:33 |
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one day it will die just like the better a1 thick and hearty was finally slain
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# ? May 14, 2020 00:44 |
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Double meat, double cheese and no tomatoes
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# ? May 20, 2020 05:27 |
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Chief McHeath posted:The sweet and spicy bacon burger is ALWAYS around pardner. If so it's not on the menu here )= . We didn't get the Dr. Pepper shake until this month though so maybe we're just on a different cycle.
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# ? May 21, 2020 08:12 |
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It's on the "All Time Favorites" menu and I haven't seen it off-menu in three years living in Whataburger territory
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# ? May 22, 2020 00:17 |
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I will likely go there tomorrow so I wilil check again.
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# ? May 22, 2020 04:21 |
Look, me and the Whataburger people got this little misunderstanding. They're Whataburger; I'm Whatta-Burger.
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# ? May 26, 2020 10:00 |
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when is the chili season at water burger
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# ? Jun 13, 2020 23:30 |
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I solved the mystery of the sweet and spicy burger, that reminds me. It IS a regional thing: https://stories.whataburger.com/whataburger-makes-magical-update-to-all-time-favorites-menu/ I am in the region that gets the green chile burger instead of sweet and spicy bacon. However, you can order the sweet and spicy bacon online (so I imagine they would probably make it for you if you asked for it in the drive-thru, too).
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# ? Jun 14, 2020 10:35 |
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The pico de gallo burger is . .. pretty darn good.
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# ? Jul 5, 2020 11:13 |
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Whattaburger brings back a ton of memories. I always try to hit it up when I'm back in AZ. Green chile burger 4 life!
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# ? Jul 5, 2020 21:05 |
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Rick posted:https://stories.whataburger.com/whataburger-makes-magical-update-to-all-time-favorites-menu/ phoenix to jacksonville, that's crazy. my boy's all grow'd up
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 07:02 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 15:18 |
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It's a beautiful.
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# ? Jul 12, 2020 05:03 |