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This younger generation is the worst. I've had at least ten children come to my door today and ask me for candy, and when I say 'no' they get all huffy, as if they're entitled to the bag of tiny candy bars I keep by my door for religious reasons. And don't get me started on their fashion sense.
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Oct 12, 2022 00:16
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May 27, 2024 01:53
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Why is there so much candy for sale at the pharmacy. Isn't that where people go for healthy things?
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Oct 12, 2022 01:01
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Why is there so much candy for sale at the pharmacy. Isn't that where people go for healthy things?
I bought a few bags of pharmacy candy, and a few cartons of pharmacy cigarettes. For some reason, the parents are upset about ONE of these.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Oct 12, 2022 01:11
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I donated a bunch of nutritious squash to the orphanage, but get this, they only ate the seeds and then left the rest to rot on the sidewalk. drat millennials.
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Oct 12, 2022 01:42
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- PostsYouCanDanceTo
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A kid just came to my door wearing a bandanna and painted green saying he was a ninja AND a turtle?
Anime is destroying this country!
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Oct 12, 2022 03:48
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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I've been noticing gourds giving me the most hideous looks when I walk about town. I have a feeling they know something about me
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Oct 12, 2022 04:32
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- w4ddl3d33
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BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD
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hey quick question what the gently caress is up with all these dudes dressed as vampires tonight
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Oct 12, 2022 04:41
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I get that people watch it ironically as an annual joke, but what does Die Hard have to do with Hallows Eve?
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Oct 12, 2022 05:18
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Back in my day we had nice music that everyone could enjoy, like Limp Bizkit and Puddle of Mudd and Korn. Kids these days are all about this 'Monster Mash', and I'm sorry but it just sounds like noise and filth to me.
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Oct 12, 2022 13:19
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- google THIS
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For the last time, people: When the leaves change colors it does NOT mean the tree is pooping. Your hearts are in the right place but maybe next time donate your toilet paper to a homeless shelter or something
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Oct 12, 2022 14:40
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Ok first of all this isn't Easter, second plastic eggs work much better than real ones for an egg hunt, and third they're going to be really easy to find splattered all over my car like that
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Oct 12, 2022 18:13
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Halloween must be a huge binge-drinking event, because there's a bunch of temporary liquor stores all of a sudden, and they're all completely out of booze already.
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Oct 12, 2022 20:25
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Nurse uniforms are really, uh, provocative these days. Well, I guess that's one thing the American health care system has going for it.
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Oct 13, 2022 01:50
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- Prof. Crocodile
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For the last time, people: When the leaves change colors it does NOT mean the tree is pooping. Your hearts are in the right place but maybe next time donate your toilet paper to a homeless shelter or something
Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Oct 13, 2022
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Oct 13, 2022 13:04
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Nurse uniforms are really, uh, provocative these days. Well, I guess that's one thing the American health care system has going for it.
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Oct 13, 2022 13:07
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- Prof. Crocodile
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I swear, 25% of this grocery store is candy--and people are buying it up so fast the shelves are half empty! No wonder this country has an obesity crisis.
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Oct 13, 2022 13:09
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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It must be really hallowed if people celebrate a single evening for the whole month.
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Oct 13, 2022 13:24
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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baby! baby! baby! you're never going to believe it. i just met the president and dracula
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Oct 13, 2022 15:37
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Holy poo poo, it's a blood-covered knife-wielding masked killer just like in the movies! Alright, time to become an American hero. *Loads gun*
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Oct 13, 2022 15:46
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*whispers to anthony* stan in accounting isn't actually a racecar driver, don't be fooled. I won't be. Not again.
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Oct 13, 2022 15:48
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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curse the gods, the wild hunt is here again!
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Oct 15, 2022 02:06
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Wait, so you spend all that money on the pumpkin, and cut the hole in it and everything, and then you don't gently caress it???
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Oct 20, 2022 17:06
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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whoa whoa whoa haha
who said anything about not loving the pumpkin
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Oct 20, 2022 17:27
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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I heard there's a restaurant in japan where you can grow a pumpkin from a seed and then gently caress it
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Oct 20, 2022 21:13
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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So we give candy to children because giving them pumpkins would be illegal.
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Oct 20, 2022 23:02
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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guy trying to fit in around the watercooler: so I broke my tooth again on a candied corn
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Oct 20, 2022 23:35
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May 27, 2024 01:53
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guy trying to fit in around the watercooler: so I broke my tooth again on a candied corn
(eating actual candy corn) You know, this stuff isn't half bad
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