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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I am thinking I might curse something with them or maybe like use them to pay a Wizard for wizard poo poo. I could maybe use them to start some sort of mlm. Really live that top-of-the-pyramid life. Any thoughts? Anyone else collecting crystals of power out there? What are you using them for??

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You collect crystals. I don't think you use them for anything it's just that once you have them all then you win. I've got 7/8 so far.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Ordered a bookend and they gave us a bunch of random little "crystals."

Needless to say I have more crystals than you and they're probably very powerful.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Grey Cat posted:

Ordered a bookend and they gave us a bunch of random little "crystals."

Needless to say I have more crystals than you and they're probably very powerful.

word? what kind of power levels we talking here??

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Are any of them glowing red and about yay big??

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Literally A Person posted:

word? what kind of power levels we talking here??

Easily 12,000 a piece, their magic vibes are like nothing I've ever seen.

Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 03:46 on May 1, 2024

run on sentience
Mar 22, 2022
I'll help you charge your crystals

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I have an orb you can ponder op

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
I keep all of my most powerful crystals stored safely within my kidney

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

You fool!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

You fool!

You've fallen right into my trap crystals.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
I have a bunch of crystals because I used to work at a rock and gem shop, but I'm not really using them for anything

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Also, I will accept crystals for food

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Lemme see here, I got... some bookends made out of a geode.... a jam jar full of Lake Superior agates... oh! a couple nice glass paperweights, do those count?

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
I WANNA ROCK

*beat*

I WANT TWO ROCKS

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
You reckon you can harness enough JO power in them to force someone to reincarnate?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Secks Cauldron posted:

I have a bunch of crystals because I used to work at a rock and gem shop, but I'm not really using them for anything

Absolutely wasteful.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Asterite34 posted:

oh! a couple nice glass paperweights, do those count?

If it takes a warlock/geologist to tell the difference I rule it as a crystal of unknown power. A very powerful class of crystal.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I suggested that perhaps we reduce the number of crystals laying around and was met with scorn and ridicule

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Poohs Packin posted:

I suggested that perhaps we reduce the number of crystals laying around and was met with scorn and ridicule

*Dick Van Dyke tripping over a huge crystal as he enters the living room*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

As a Wizard, I find the casual placement of crystals all over the place to be quite helpful.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
This crystal havin rear end motherfucker be complaining about too many crystals. World's a crazy place these days ya?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I suggested perhaps we sell off some of the smaller crystals littered all over the windowsills and in the potted plants and invest in 3 or 5 really nice larger pieces.

It didnt go over.

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully
You need to buy a little baggie of them, one each in all the colors of the rainbow, to use with your chakras, for like $40. From a girl with hippie dreads.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
*pondering an orb bought at The Tree of Life.

Clearly a wizard of great skill has disguised this powerful seeing stone as a mere glass bauble. Ingenious.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Did you know there is a crystal in that communication device you are so fond of?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redshirt posted:

Did you know there is a crystal in that communication device you are so fond of?

The kregulatron!? :haw:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Literally A Person posted:

The kregulatron!? :haw:

Indeed! With but a pulse of mind I can render it inert!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
"powerful crystals" is the greatest marketing gimmick that the igneous rock industry ever came up with

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

You know, Callisto has never differentiated.

The crystals sitting on the surface are as pure as they come.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



is that john cena??

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Put all the crystals in a crystal bowl and put them under the eclipse and hooooo boy

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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So are we crushing and snorting them or dissolving them in a solution for injection or what, whats the score here man

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

So are we crushing and snorting them or dissolving them in a solution for injection or what, whats the score here man

I just contemplate them (also smoke them)

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I just NEED some loving CRYSTALS why is LAP always bogarting all the god drat CRYSTALS

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I just NEED some loving CRYSTALS why is LAP always bogarting all the god drat CRYSTALS

Oh poo poo man, you need some crystal? I can get you some crystal.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

are we wearing these crystals around our necks so they can gain power (this is important)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Power of Jade, Give me strength!!!

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BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
they're minerals, marie

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